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The Same Mistake
Season 8
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
If South Park likes the charm of a small town Main Street, they have to pay more That is until their small stores turn into megastores, then they have to burn them down.
Kyle
Stan
Garrison
Chef
Randy
Symbolism
Wal-Mart
Kumbaya
True Value
Morse Code
Kyle's dad
533
01:04
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Oh Boy, Politics!
Al Gore is Super Awesome
Season 10
ManBearPig
Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to give a talk about the biggest threat to the world, ManBearPig, a creature that's half man, half bear and half pig.
25059
01:57
Mr. Mackey
Al Gore
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Butters
Garrison
Manbearpig
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The Lame Debate
Season 12
Britney's New Look
15066
0:40
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Butters
Barack Obama
Hillary Clinton
debate
Randy
Stan's Dad
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Bomb-Sniffing Pig
Season 11
The Snuke
The Bomb-Sniffing Pig picks up the scent of nuclear residue coming from Hillary Clinton.
79645
02:01
Cartman
Kyle
the mayor
Hillary Clinton
CIA
Balls
24
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Debate 2004
Season 8
Douche and Turd
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
3174
01:28
Jim Lehrer
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
Debate
Cartman
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The Children March
Season 3
Chinpokomon
The parents are devastated as Mr. Ose leads the children in a march through town. President Clinton addresses the nation about his penis.
1345
01:51
Stan
Kyle
Mr. Ose
Hirohito
penis
Bill Clinton
Pearl Harbor
stan's mom
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Stan's Dad
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Bush Kills the 911Truth.org Guy
Season 10
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Stan, Kyle and the 911Truth.org guy are taken to the White House. President Bush explains how he planned the 9/11 attacks.
10318
02:20
Stan
Kyle
George W. Bush
President
Donald Rumsfeld
Condoleezza Rice
Dick Cheney
9/11
911Truth.org Guy
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Abraham Lincoln
Season 11
The List
Kyle was thinking about burning the school down when Abraham Lincoln's ghost shows up to show him that being ugly isn't as bad as he thinks.
2173
02:33
Kyle
Abraham Lincoln
Fire
Ghost
ugly
Yamal
Clyde
douche
Shoes
Girls
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WMD in Heaven
Season 6
A Ladder to Heaven
The U.S. military recommends bombing heaven because they believe Saddam Hussein is building WMD in there.
1644
01:20
President
Saddam Hussein
White House
George W. Bush
Dick Cheney
Condoleezza Rice
Donald Rumsfeld
General
WMD
Heaven
Bomb
Seagull
SNN
Pedophile
nipples
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Inside the Snizz
Season 11
The Snuke
Brian enters Hillary Clinton's vagina to find the snuke, but ends up being killed by what lives inside.
14828
01:18
Hillary Clinton
24
Snuke
Monster
vagina
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Reflecting Pool of Death
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Blainetologists of the world unite at the Lincoln Memorial to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool, as shallow as it may be.
2541
00:53
Washington D.C.
David Blaine
Mass Suicide
Lincoln Memorial
White House
Cartman
Kyle
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
Blaintology
That's My Bush
Plastic Bubble
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Wall-Mart Opens
Season 8
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
Wall-Mart makes its grand opening in South Park and the townspeople can't wait to shop in their new, equal-opportunity, bargain-filled superstore.
6482
02:31
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Garrison
Sharon
Randy
Mrs. Broflovski
grandpa
Jimmy
Chef
Stark's Pond
Timecop
R-tard
Wal-Mart
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All Are Welcome
Season 8
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
The Marsh family is happy with their Wall-Mart purchases, but Randy is drawn to further bargains in the middle of the night.
862
01:20
Shelly
Stan
grandpa
Randy
Sharon
Ramen
Bargains
Economics
Wal-Mart
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Victims of Wall-Mart
Season 8
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
Wall-Mart is putting every other shop out of business and Main Street is a ghost town. Stan's Dad falls victim to the lure of low, low prices.
10144
02:13
Violin
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Randy
Wal-Mart
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It Can Hear You
Season 8
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
The townspeople of South Park order the Wall-Mart Manager, Mr. Grey, to close down the store and leave town. They learn that Mr. Grey hates the Wall-Mart too, but can't escape it except through death.
768
01:53
Mr. Slave
Garrison
Chef
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Cartman
poop
Randy
Wal-Mart
Kyle's dad
Squirreled
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No Self Control
Season 8
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
The townspeople can't resist shopping at Wall-Mart and resort to burning it down.
563
02:12
Kumbaya
Randy
Sharon
Stan
Shelly
Garrison
Chef
Jimbo
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Wal-Mart
Song
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Neighborhood Friend
Season 8
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
A new Wall-Mart is immediately constructed in the old one's place and the town can't resist its power. Kyle decides to go to Wall-Mart headquarters to put a stop to it.
487
01:25
Kenny
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Randy
Bentonville
Arkansas
Wal-Mart
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Agent of Wall-Mart
Season 8
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
The Wall-Mart tells Cartman to follow Kenny, Kyle and Stan to Bentonville, Arkansas and foil their plan to destroy Wall-Mart.
981
01:15
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Bentonville
Arkansas
Betray
Wal-Mart
knife
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Find the Heart
Season 8
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
The boys travel to Wall-Mart headquarters to find out how to save their town. They are told to find its heart.
540
02:09
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Wal-Mart
Bentonville
Arkansas
Smoke
suicide
Gun
crap
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Cartman's Betrayal
Season 8
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
Although Kyle predicted Cartman's plan from the beginning, Cartman still recounts his deceptive actions to keep the boys from destroying the Wall-Mart.
503
01:07
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Wal-Mart
knife
Fight
Betray
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Wall-Mart Implodes
Season 8
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
Kyle and Stan seek out the heart of Wall-Mart, and discover that the true force behind bargain stores is the consumer. They break the mirror and Wall-Mart implodes.
6086
03:48
Kmart
Target
Wal-Mart
Kyle
Stan
grandpa
Randy
Kenny
Cartman
Chef
Mirror
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The Same Mistake
Season 8
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
If South Park likes the charm of a small town Main Street, they have to pay more That is until their small stores turn into megastores, then they have to burn them down.
533
01:04
Kyle
Stan
Garrison
Chef
Randy
Symbolism
Wal-Mart
Kumbaya
True Value
Morse Code
Kyle's dad
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Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
11.03.04
The Main Street of South Park starts looking like a ghost town when a giant Wall Mart lures all the townspeople to its newest store with all of its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes possessed by the power of Wall Mart and its low, low prices. In order to save South Park, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.
Wall-Mart Opens
Season 8
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
Wall-Mart makes its grand opening in South Park and the townspeople can't wait to shop in their new, equal-opportunity, bargain-filled superstore.
6482
02:31
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Garrison
Sharon
Randy
Mrs. Broflovski
grandpa
Jimmy
Chef
Stark's Pond
Timecop
R-tard
Wal-Mart
add to playlist
All Are Welcome
Season 8
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
The Marsh family is happy with their Wall-Mart purchases, but Randy is drawn to further bargains in the middle of the night.
862
01:20
Shelly
Stan
grandpa
Randy
Sharon
Ramen
Bargains
Economics
Wal-Mart
add to playlist
Victims of Wall-Mart
Season 8
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
Wall-Mart is putting every other shop out of business and Main Street is a ghost town. Stan's Dad falls victim to the lure of low, low prices.
10144
02:13
Violin
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Randy
Wal-Mart
add to playlist
It Can Hear You
Season 8
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
The townspeople of South Park order the Wall-Mart Manager, Mr. Grey, to close down the store and leave town. They learn that Mr. Grey hates the Wall-Mart too, but can't escape it except through death.
768
01:53
Mr. Slave
Garrison
Chef
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Cartman
poop
Randy
Wal-Mart
Kyle's dad
Squirreled
add to playlist
No Self Control
Season 8
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
The townspeople can't resist shopping at Wall-Mart and resort to burning it down.
563
02:12
Kumbaya
Randy
Sharon
Stan
Shelly
Garrison
Chef
Jimbo
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Wal-Mart
Song
add to playlist
Neighborhood Friend
Season 8
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
A new Wall-Mart is immediately constructed in the old one's place and the town can't resist its power. Kyle decides to go to Wall-Mart headquarters to put a stop to it.
487
01:25
Kenny
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Randy
Bentonville
Arkansas
Wal-Mart
add to playlist
Agent of Wall-Mart
Season 8
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
The Wall-Mart tells Cartman to follow Kenny, Kyle and Stan to Bentonville, Arkansas and foil their plan to destroy Wall-Mart.
981
01:15
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Bentonville
Arkansas
Betray
Wal-Mart
knife
add to playlist
Find the Heart
Season 8
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
The boys travel to Wall-Mart headquarters to find out how to save their town. They are told to find its heart.
540
02:09
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Wal-Mart
Bentonville
Arkansas
Smoke
suicide
Gun
crap
add to playlist
Cartman's Betrayal
Season 8
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
Although Kyle predicted Cartman's plan from the beginning, Cartman still recounts his deceptive actions to keep the boys from destroying the Wall-Mart.
503
01:07
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Wal-Mart
knife
Fight
Betray
add to playlist
Wall-Mart Implodes
Season 8
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
Kyle and Stan seek out the heart of Wall-Mart, and discover that the true force behind bargain stores is the consumer. They break the mirror and Wall-Mart implodes.
6086
03:48
Kmart
Target
Wal-Mart
Kyle
Stan
grandpa
Randy
Kenny
Cartman
Chef
Mirror
add to playlist
The Same Mistake
Season 8
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
If South Park likes the charm of a small town Main Street, they have to pay more That is until their small stores turn into megastores, then they have to burn them down.
533
01:04
Kyle
Stan
Garrison
Chef
Randy
Symbolism
Wal-Mart
Kumbaya
True Value
Morse Code
Kyle's dad
add to playlist