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Season 8

Quest for Ratings

Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news show based on their low ratings and Craig's substantially higher ratings.

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You Gotta Swim!

Season 13

Pee

Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
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- Stan
- Jimmy
- Kyle
- Piss
- Pee
- swim
- Cartman
- minorities
- Butters
- 2012
- diary
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Pi Pi's Splashtown

Season 13

Pee

The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
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- Cartman
- Kyle
- Stan
- Stan's Dad
- Kenny
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Pee
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- minorities
- Piss
- water park
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Not My Waterpark

Season 13

Pee

Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
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The Myan's Predicted This

Season 13

Pee

Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
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- Cartman
- Stan
- Kyle
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Kenny
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- minorities
- water park
- 2012
- math
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Almost All Pee

Season 13

Pee

Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
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- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- water park
- lawyer
- Pee
- Piss
- Pi Pi
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!

Season 13

Pee

Disaster strikes the water park.
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- Pi Pi
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- 2012
- Kenny
- Kyle
- Pee
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Cartman
- flood
- minorities
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Almost All P, No H

Season 13

Pee

The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
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- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- water park
- police
- scientist
- Stan's Dad
- Randy
- monkey
- Piss
- Pee
- Fire Marshal
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Pee Meltdown

Season 13

Pee

Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
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- Randy
- Sharon
- Stan's Dad
- stan's mom
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- monkey
- Pee
- Piss
- scientist
- Fire Marshal
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The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming

Season 13

Pee

The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
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- Kyle
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Piss
- Pee
- shower
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The Minority World

Season 13

Pee

After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.
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- minorities
- future
- diary
- apocalypse
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Drink the Pee

Season 13

Pee

Kyle prepares for his big dive.
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- Kyle
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Pi Pi
- Pee
- Piss
- water park
- The Abyss
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The Antidote

Season 13

Pee

The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
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- Stan's Dad
- Fire Marshal
- monkey
- Piss
- Pee
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- banana
- Kurt Russell
- Randy
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EAT THE BANANA!!

Season 13

Pee

Kyle finally bites the bullet, just in time to be rescued.
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- Pee
- Piss
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- Pi Pi
- Stan
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Stan's Dad
- Randy
- Fire Marshal
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- 2012
- Cartman
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Preview - Going to the Water Park

Season 13

Pee

Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.
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We All Died A Little That Day

Season 12

The China Probrem

Stan and Jimmy share their feelings about a horrible experience.
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- Sad
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Timmy vs. Jimmy

Season 5

Cripple Fight

Timmy and Jimmy face off in an epic cripple fight.
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- Jimmy
- Timmy
- Fist Fight
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Laughing Disability

Season 5

How To Eat With Your Butt

Cartman has Jimmy come over to do some of his comedy for him. Cartman still can't laugh.
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- comedy
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He Can Have Any Girl He Wants

Season 12

Elementary School Musical

Stan talks to Wendy about how he feels, but it doesn't help.
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- Stan
- Jimmy
- Wendy
- Butters
- relationships
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Almost Caught

Season 8

Up the Down Steroid

Jimmy is shooting up steroids in his room when he's interrupted by his dad and girlfriend. Jimmy's dad asks if he was masturbating.
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- Steroids
- Jimmy's Dad
- Masturbating
- Needle
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Timmy Goes to Mackey

Season 8

Up the Down Steroid

Timmy tries to voice his concerns about Jimmy's steroid use to the counselor, but Mr. Mackey is having a difficult time understanding.
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- Jimmy
- Mkay
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Jimmy's Roid Rage

Season 8

Up the Down Steroid

Nancy comes over and confronts Jimmy about his recent attitude. When she breaks up with him, he flies into a rage and beats her.
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- Jimmy
- Steroids
- Roid Rage
- Muscles
- Beating
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The Games Begin

Season 8

Up the Down Steroid

The Special Olympics have officially begun. Cartman is finding the other athletes to be more formidable than he expected.
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Cartman Is Nothing Special

Season 8

Up the Down Steroid

Cartman fakes retardation for the Special Olympics, while Jimmy shows the power of roids.
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- Special Olympics
- Action
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Cripple Fight

Season 5

Cripple Fight

Jimmy battles Timmy in the epic battle of handicapped kids.
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- Cripple Fight
- Collection
- Action
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A Shotsgarrooski

Season 13

Fishsticks

Cartman and Jimmy go fishing for the perfect joke.
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- Cartman
- joke
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- fishsticks
- Jimmy's Mom
- black widow
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I Don't Want to Sign That Very Much

Season 13

Fishsticks

Cartman draws up legal papers so that he and Jimmy get the recognition they deserve.
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- Patent
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Poor People Don't Watch the News

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Sexy Action School News Team

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Who's Got Skid Marks Monday

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Jimmy interviews the Vice President Dick Cheney but Cartman says it is too boring for their news show.
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Crab People

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Trip Balls

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The boys buy cold medicine, thanks to their helpful pharmacist.
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I Feel Bowling Ball-ish

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The boys take cough medicine to help them think of ideas for their show.
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The School Is High on Cough Medicine

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys realize that Craig's show is popular because half the school is high on cough medicine.
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Tigger Yum Yum

Season 8

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The boys, as the Sexy Action News Team, investigate the dark and lonely world of rampant cough medicine abuse at South Park Elementary.
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Season 8

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