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Panda Bear Madness Minute

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys debut the Sexy Action News, which has the raisin girls, more gossip and dancing panda bears.

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You Gotta Swim!

Season 13

Pee

Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
9025 02:10
- Stan
- Jimmy
- Kyle
- Piss
- Pee
- swim
- Cartman
- minorities
- Butters
- 2012
- diary
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Pi Pi's Splashtown

Season 13

Pee

The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
7090 01:51
- Cartman
- Kyle
- Stan
- Stan's Dad
- Kenny
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Pee
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- minorities
- Piss
- water park
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Not My Waterpark

Season 13

Pee

Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
270723 02:12
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The Myan's Predicted This

Season 13

Pee

Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
3097 01:48
- Cartman
- Stan
- Kyle
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Kenny
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- minorities
- water park
- 2012
- math
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Almost All Pee

Season 13

Pee

Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
2224 01:29
- scientist
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- water park
- lawyer
- Pee
- Piss
- Pi Pi
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!

Season 13

Pee

Disaster strikes the water park.
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- Pi Pi
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- 2012
- Kenny
- Kyle
- Pee
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Cartman
- flood
- minorities
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Almost All P, No H

Season 13

Pee

The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
2257 01:22
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- water park
- police
- scientist
- Stan's Dad
- Randy
- monkey
- Piss
- Pee
- Fire Marshal
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Pee Meltdown

Season 13

Pee

Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
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- Randy
- Sharon
- Stan's Dad
- stan's mom
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- monkey
- Pee
- Piss
- scientist
- Fire Marshal
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The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming

Season 13

Pee

The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
995 01:27
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- Kyle
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Piss
- Pee
- shower
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The Minority World

Season 13

Pee

After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.
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- minorities
- future
- diary
- apocalypse
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Drink the Pee

Season 13

Pee

Kyle prepares for his big dive.
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- Kyle
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Pi Pi
- Pee
- Piss
- water park
- The Abyss
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The Antidote

Season 13

Pee

The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
2239 01:48
- scientist
- Stan's Dad
- Fire Marshal
- monkey
- Piss
- Pee
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- banana
- Kurt Russell
- Randy
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EAT THE BANANA!!

Season 13

Pee

Kyle finally bites the bullet, just in time to be rescued.
2723 01:42
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- Pee
- Piss
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- Pi Pi
- Stan
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Stan's Dad
- Randy
- Fire Marshal
- banana
- 2012
- Cartman
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Preview - Going to the Water Park

Season 13

Pee

Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.
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Preview Clip - Cartman's Rough Ride

Season 12

The China Probrem

Cartman takes a beating.
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- Chinese
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Leader of the Pack

Season 10

Tsst

Cartman's spirit is broken and finally he starts to behave. He can't believe he's brushing his teeth.
5836 01:13
- Cartman's Mom
- Cartman
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Cartman Must Atone for His Sins

Season 9

The Death of Eric Cartman

Cartman says his last apology to Butters before leaving Earth, but he can't get to heaven.
4236 01:04
- Cartman
- Butters
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Hitler Is Cool

Season 1

Pinkeye

Principal Victoria tries to teach Cartman that Hitler is bad but Cartman finds him cool. She then tries to make him a ghost costume, but he ends up dressed as a Klansman.
8044 01:00
- Cartman
- principal victoria
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Don't Want To Hurt My Bro's Bitch

Season 12

Breast Cancer Show Ever

Cartman tries to get Stan to reason with Wendy.
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- Stan
- Cartman
- bathroom
- Underwear
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Shut Up and Fight

Season 12

Breast Cancer Show Ever

Cartman and Wendy settle their differences in a playground brawl.
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- Cartman
- Playground
- Fist Fight
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Preview - Jesus Christ Monkey Balls

Season 12

Super Fun Time

Cartman and Butters sneak away from the rest of the class.
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Cartman and Butters Are Busted

Season 12

Super Fun Time

Butters gets hysterical after he and Cartman think the police have been called in to find them.
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Cartman's Un-Escape Plan

Season 12

Super Fun Time

Cartman and Butters try to sneak back on to Pioneer Village.
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Action Movie Sequence

Season 12

Super Fun Time

Cartman and Butters work together to sneak back into Pioneer Village
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Stan Gets It?

Season 11

With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

Cartman's fight with Dr. Nelson teaches Stan that he gets that he doesn't get it when it comes to Race issues.
7947 01:04
- Cartman
- Fist Fight
- Stan
- Kyle
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Mexican Labor

Season 11

D-Yikes!

Cartman gets the boys to hire some Mexican day laborers to read the book and write their essays.
13743 00:55
- Stan
- Kyle
- Kenny
- Cartman
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Quest for Ratings 11.17.04 The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings.
Super School News

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys report on South Park's Elementary lunch, sports, weather and celebrity watch.
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4 Rating

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news show based on their low ratings and Craig's substantially higher ratings.
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Poor People Don't Watch the News

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

Over pizza at Whistlin' Willies, the boys decide that they've worked too hard to let Craig's show beat them in the ratings. They vow to make their show better.
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Sexy Action School News Team

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys decide to revamp their show's image and rename it "Sexy Action News Team." Cartman pulls Token aside and asks him to speak more "white" on the air.
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Panda Bear Madness Minute

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys debut the Sexy Action News, which has the raisin girls, more gossip and dancing panda bears.
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- Raisins Girls
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Who's Got Skid Marks Monday

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

Jimmy interviews the Vice President Dick Cheney but Cartman says it is too boring for their news show.
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Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens Wearing Hats

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys discover that Craig's new show, "Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens Wearing Hats," has beat them in the ratings and they're all getting failing marks.
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Crab People

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

When the boys can't come up with an idea for the best episode ever, they plan to drink cough medicine to help them think.
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Trip Balls

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys buy cold medicine, thanks to their helpful pharmacist.
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I Feel Bowling Ball-ish

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys take cough medicine to help them think of ideas for their show.
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- Kyle
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- token
- Drugs
- Media
- Cough Syrup
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The School Is High on Cough Medicine

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys realize that Craig's show is popular because half the school is high on cough medicine.
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- Jimmy
- Media
- Drugs
- Happy Days
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Tigger Yum Yum

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys, as the Sexy Action News Team, investigate the dark and lonely world of rampant cough medicine abuse at South Park Elementary.
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- Stan
- Butters
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- principal victoria
- south park elementary
- Drugs
- Media
- SASN
- Sexy Action School News
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Dude, Bail?

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys' report gets incredible ratings. Mr. Meryl approves them for twenty-seven new episodes.
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