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  1. About the Episode

    South Park: Quest for Ratings Episode Air Date: 11.17.2004 The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings.
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    Super School News

    Season 8
    Quest for Ratings
    The boys report on South Park's Elementary lunch, sports, weather and celebrity watch.
    6858 views 01:49 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    4 Rating

    Season 8
    Quest for Ratings
    Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news show based on their low ratings and Craig's substantially higher ratings.
    4072 views 01:32 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Poor People Don't Watch the News

    Season 8
    Quest for Ratings
    Over pizza at Whistlin' Willies, the boys decide that they've worked too hard to let Craig's show beat them in the ratings. They vow to make their show better.
    7573 views 02:10 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Sexy Action School News Team

    Season 8
    Quest for Ratings
    The boys decide to revamp their show's image and rename it "Sexy Action News Team." Cartman pulls Token aside and asks him to speak more "white" on the air.
    7414 views 01:38 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Panda Bear Madness Minute

    Season 8
    Quest for Ratings
    The boys debut the Sexy Action News, which has the raisin girls, more gossip and dancing panda bears.
    7465 views 01:25 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Who's Got Skid Marks Monday

    Season 8
    Quest for Ratings
    Jimmy interviews the Vice President Dick Cheney but Cartman says it is too boring for their news show.
    2137 views 01:35 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens Wearing Hats

    Season 8
    Quest for Ratings
    The boys discover that Craig's new show, "Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens Wearing Hats," has beat them in the ratings and they're all getting failing marks.
    10701 views 01:44 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Crab People

    Season 8
    Quest for Ratings
    When the boys can't come up with an idea for the best episode ever, they plan to drink cough medicine to help them think.
    5631 views 01:47 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Trip Balls

    Season 8
    Quest for Ratings
    The boys buy cold medicine, thanks to their helpful pharmacist.
    5331 views 01:18 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    I Feel Bowling Ball-ish

    Season 8
    Quest for Ratings
    The boys take cough medicine to help them think of ideas for their show.
    43316 views 01:56 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    The School Is High on Cough Medicine

    Season 8
    Quest for Ratings
    The boys realize that Craig's show is popular because half the school is high on cough medicine.
    5443 views 00:52 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Tigger Yum Yum

    Season 8
    Quest for Ratings
    The boys, as the Sexy Action News Team, investigate the dark and lonely world of rampant cough medicine abuse at South Park Elementary.
    5610 views 01:51 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Dude, Bail?

    Season 8
    Quest for Ratings
    The boys' report gets incredible ratings. Mr. Meryl approves them for twenty-seven new episodes.
    2149 views 01:17 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist