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The School Is High on Cough Medicine

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys realize that Craig's show is popular because half the school is high on cough medicine.

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You Gotta Swim!

Season 13

Pee

Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
8714 02:10
- Stan
- Jimmy
- Kyle
- Piss
- Pee
- swim
- Cartman
- minorities
- Butters
- 2012
- diary
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Pi Pi's Splashtown

Season 13

Pee

The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
6884 01:51
- Cartman
- Kyle
- Stan
- Stan's Dad
- Kenny
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Pee
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- minorities
- Piss
- water park
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Not My Waterpark

Season 13

Pee

Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
262739 02:12
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The Myan's Predicted This

Season 13

Pee

Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
2997 01:48
- Cartman
- Stan
- Kyle
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Kenny
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- minorities
- water park
- 2012
- math
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Almost All Pee

Season 13

Pee

Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
2168 01:29
- scientist
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- water park
- lawyer
- Pee
- Piss
- Pi Pi
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!

Season 13

Pee

Disaster strikes the water park.
25980 01:31
- Pi Pi
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- 2012
- Kenny
- Kyle
- Pee
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Cartman
- flood
- minorities
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Almost All P, No H

Season 13

Pee

The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
2189 01:22
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- water park
- police
- scientist
- Stan's Dad
- Randy
- monkey
- Piss
- Pee
- Fire Marshal
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Pee Meltdown

Season 13

Pee

Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
2119 01:27
- Randy
- Sharon
- Stan's Dad
- stan's mom
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- monkey
- Pee
- Piss
- scientist
- Fire Marshal
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The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming

Season 13

Pee

The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
970 01:27
- Pi Pi
- Kyle
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Piss
- Pee
- shower
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The Minority World

Season 13

Pee

After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.
2863 01:23
- Cartman
- minorities
- future
- diary
- apocalypse
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Drink the Pee

Season 13

Pee

Kyle prepares for his big dive.
1476 01:03
- Kyle
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Pi Pi
- Pee
- Piss
- water park
- The Abyss
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The Antidote

Season 13

Pee

The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
2144 01:48
- scientist
- Stan's Dad
- Fire Marshal
- monkey
- Piss
- Pee
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- banana
- Kurt Russell
- Randy
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EAT THE BANANA!!

Season 13

Pee

Kyle finally bites the bullet, just in time to be rescued.
2605 01:42
- Kyle
- Pee
- Piss
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- Pi Pi
- Stan
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Stan's Dad
- Randy
- Fire Marshal
- banana
- 2012
- Cartman
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Preview - Going to the Water Park

Season 13

Pee

Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.
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Public Service Announcement

Season 3

Sexual Harassment Panda

Petey the Don't Sue People Panda delivers a public service announcement about frivolous sexual harassment lawsuits.
1561 00:26
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Press Conference

Season 10

Cartoon Wars Part II

President Bush announces that the "Family Guy" episode will air uncensored because of something called "The First Ammendment."
22238 01:37
- George W. Bush
- Religion
- Media
- News
- President Bust
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Idea Balls

Season 10

Cartoon Wars Part II

Cartman learns that the "Family Guy" writing staff is actually just a tank of manatees pushing around random idea balls.
21582 02:45
- Cartman
- Religion
- Media
- Family Guy
- Muhammad
- Fox
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Prima Donna Manatees

Season 10

Cartoon Wars Part II

The president of Fox decides to stand up to the manatees and pull the Muhammad episode of "Family Guy."
2813 01:06
- Religion
- Media
- Cartman
- Family Guy
- Fox
- Muhammad
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Towelie the Hero

Season 10

A Million Little Fibers

Oprah Winfrey's vagina and asshole have taken several hostages including Towelie and are demanding transportation to Paris. Towelie is left to save the day.
12043 03:56
- Media
- Geraldo Rivera
- Oprah
- Towelie
- Minge
- Asshole
- Gary
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Using the Republicans

Season 9

Best Friends Forever

Satan's helper illicits the help of the Republicans to aid their cause.
4774 01:04
- Republicans
- Satan
- Feeding Tube
- Keanu Reeves
- Emmy
- Terri Schiavo
- Media
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Some Puerto Rican Guy

Season 5

Butters' Very Own Episode

The Stotches address the media and plead with "some Puerto Rican guy" to bring their son back.
1565 00:48
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Rabbit Stew

Season 11

Fantastic Easter Special

The Head of the Catholic League orders Jesus to be killed after Jesus confirms St. Peter was a rabbit.
23555 03:01
- Religion
- News
- Media
- Benedict XVI
- randy marsh
- Stan
- Kyle
- Jesus Christ
- Easter
- Catholic League
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Kyle Kills Jesus

Season 11

Fantastic Easter Special

After Jesus convinces Kyle to kill him, He dies, is resurrected, and kills Bill Donohue. Snowball is then made Pope.
28670 03:09
- Religion
- outside South Park
- News
- Media
- Benedict XVI
- randy marsh
- Stan
- Jesus Christ
- Kyle
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Media Storm

Season 9

Best Friends Forever

The media covers Stan and Kyle's protest of the Supreme Court's decision, and Cartman with his own BFF supporters.
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- News
- Garrison
- HBC
- Cartman
- Kyle
- Stan
- Emmy
- BFF
- Terri Schiavo
- Media
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4 Rating

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news show based on their low ratings and Craig's substantially higher ratings.
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- Stan
- Cartman
- Butters
- Jimmy
- token
- Kyle
- Media
- Craig
- Students
- south park elementary
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Poor People Don't Watch the News

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

Over pizza at Whistlin' Willies, the boys decide that they've worked too hard to let Craig's show beat them in the ratings. They vow to make their show better.
5503 02:10
- Cartman
- Kyle
- Kenny
- Stan
- token
- Craig
- Media
- Wide Angle Close Up Animals
- Whistlin' Willy's
- Pizza Hut
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Season 8

Quest for Ratings

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4 Rating

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news show based on their low ratings and Craig's substantially higher ratings.
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Poor People Don't Watch the News

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

Over pizza at Whistlin' Willies, the boys decide that they've worked too hard to let Craig's show beat them in the ratings. They vow to make their show better.
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- Kyle
- Kenny
- Stan
- token
- Craig
- Media
- Wide Angle Close Up Animals
- Whistlin' Willy's
- Pizza Hut
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Sexy Action School News Team

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys decide to revamp their show's image and rename it "Sexy Action News Team." Cartman pulls Token aside and asks him to speak more "white" on the air.
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- Kyle
- Stan
- token
- Craig
- Media
- Sexy
- Action
- Sexy Action News Team
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Panda Bear Madness Minute

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys debut the Sexy Action News, which has the raisin girls, more gossip and dancing panda bears.
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- Kyle
- Stan
- token
- Craig
- Sexy Action News Team
- Panda Bear Madness Minute
- Raisins Girls
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Who's Got Skid Marks Monday

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

Jimmy interviews the Vice President Dick Cheney but Cartman says it is too boring for their news show.
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Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens Wearing Hats

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys discover that Craig's new show, "Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens Wearing Hats," has beat them in the ratings and they're all getting failing marks.
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Crab People

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

When the boys can't come up with an idea for the best episode ever, they plan to drink cough medicine to help them think.
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- Cartman
- Stan
- Kyle
- Jimmy
- Media
- Crab People
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Trip Balls

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys buy cold medicine, thanks to their helpful pharmacist.
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- token
- Butters
- Cartman
- Stan
- Kyle
- Jimmy
- Mr. Garrison
- Mr. Slave
- Media
- Drugs
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I Feel Bowling Ball-ish

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys take cough medicine to help them think of ideas for their show.
5744 01:56
- Cartman
- Kyle
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- token
- Drugs
- Media
- Cough Syrup
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The School Is High on Cough Medicine

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys realize that Craig's show is popular because half the school is high on cough medicine.
2191 00:52
- token
- Butters
- Cartman
- Stan
- Kyle
- Jimmy
- Media
- Drugs
- Happy Days
- Cough Medicine
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Tigger Yum Yum

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys, as the Sexy Action News Team, investigate the dark and lonely world of rampant cough medicine abuse at South Park Elementary.
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- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- token
- principal victoria
- south park elementary
- Drugs
- Media
- SASN
- Sexy Action School News
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Dude, Bail?

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys' report gets incredible ratings. Mr. Meryl approves them for twenty-seven new episodes.
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- south park elementary
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- Mr. Meryl
- testicles
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