Ticking Time Balls

Dr. Biber alerts Mrs. Garrison and the boys that Kyle only looks like a basketball player and if he actually plays basketball, his knees will explode.

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  1. About the Episode

    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina Episode Air Date: Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he's always wanted... a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the townspeople get in touch with their inner feelings, too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren't good at basketball.
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    Jews Can't Play Basketball

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Kyle is excited to try out for the all-state basketball team, but his dreams are crushed when he's told Jews can't Play basketball.
    39,722 views 00:02:19 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Scramble It's Brains or Vacuum it Out

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Mrs. Garrison thinks she has missed her period but the doctor at Planned Parenthood assures her that she can't physically get pregnant.
    22,982 views 00:01:25 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    My Scrotum!

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Mrs. Garrison and the boys rush to Kyle's game to save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees, but are too late.
    20,965 views 00:02:40 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Vagainaplasty

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Dr. Biber operates on Mr. Garrison giving him a vagina.
    19,538 views 00:01:23 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Peeing Out My Vagina

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Mr. Garrison makes his first appearance as a woman and she just can't wait to get her first period.
    21,872 views 00:01:10 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Mr. Garrison Has Titties

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    While Kyle complains about not making the all-state basketball team, the boys run into the new Mrs. Garrison.
    13,554 views 00:00:32 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    What's a Sex Change Operation?

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    When Mrs. Broflovski explains Mr. Garrison's reason for having a sex change, Kyle realizes that he knows how Mr. Garrison feels.
    7,216 views 00:00:59 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Negroplasty

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Kyle feels like a tall black man on the inside just like Mr. Garrison felt like a woman inside, and consults Dr. Biber on negroplasty.
    11,184 views 00:01:18 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    I Don't Like Vaginas

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Mrs. Garrison may feel better but he never realized that Mr. Slave doesn't like vaginas because he's gay.
    7,003 views 00:01:17 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Transgender Progressive Thinking

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Kyle's parents refuse to give him permission for a negroplasty operation and Mr. Broflovski intends to give Dr. Biber a piece of his mind.
    5,144 views 00:01:08 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Dolphinoplasty

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Mr. Broflovski barges into Dr. Bibers' office with the intention of suing, but is instead, persuaded to get a dolphinplasty.
    23,863 views 00:01:17 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Garrison Goes Wild

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Mrs. Garrison goes wild, flashing her new boobs and sleeping with truckers. But she still hasn't had a period and quickly assumes she's pregnant.
    5,772 views 00:01:09 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Transpecies

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Mr. Broflovski's dolphinoplasty was a success. He is happier than ever and feels that Kyle deserves the same.
    24,122 views 00:00:57 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Jewfin

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Now that Kyle's tall and black, he's ready to retry-out for the all-state basketball team.
    6,025 views 00:00:33 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Mr. Man

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Mrs. Garrison interrupts another one of Dr. Biber's operations to drag him around town in search of Mr. Garrison's Balls.
    2,300 views 00:00:45 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Seating For Dolphins

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Kyle's basketball coach decides he's tall and black enough to play in the all-state basketball game.
    3,389 views 00:00:39 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Ticking Time Balls

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Dr. Biber alerts Mrs. Garrison and the boys that Kyle only looks like a basketball player and if he actually plays basketball, his knees will explode.
    2,009 views 00:00:37 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Lawfin

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    While Mr. Broflovski attempts to find a bathroom equipped for transpecies with special needs, Kyle's up next at the all-state basketball game.
    5,566 views 00:00:44 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Gender Benders

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Kyle's dad unveils his new dolphinoplasty, while Ms. Garrison tries to get her very first abortion.
    2,645 views 00:02:23 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    A Woman's Work Is Never Done

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Mr. Slave confronts Garrison about his new sex change operation.
    1,092 views 00:01:18 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist