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  2. Stanluv25 Stan Confides In Kyle Cartman: Hey Stan. *pause* God dammit you told Kyle didn't you?! hahahahaha

    Stan: Maybe we can help out those people in Beavertown ourselves.

    Kyle: How?

    Cartman: Why? LMAO!     Reply
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  1. About the Episode

    South Park: Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow Episode Air Date: 10.19.2005 A GLOBAL WARMING STATE OF EMERGENCY is declared in South Park. The world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South Park tackles priority number one: Who is to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know who's really at fault.
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    Uncle Roy's Boat

    Season 9
    Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
    Stan crashes what he believes to be Cartman's Uncle Roy's motorboat, in to a beaver dam.
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    Who To Blame

    Season 9
    Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
    A break in the dam floods nearby Beaverton, trapping the town and forcing people onto their rooftops. Finger pointing and sensationalized journalism begin in South Park.
    14229 views 02:11 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    The Cause

    Season 9
    Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
    Cartman warns Stan not to tell Kyle what happened, while the news reports that the flooding in Beaverton was caused by global warming.
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    Randy's Theory

    Season 9
    Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
    As Randy testifies at the State Capitol, scientists prove that global warming is going to strike two days before the day after tomorrow, which is today.
    10236 views 01:26 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    We Didn't Listen!

    Season 9
    Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
    South Park is in a panic as global warming attacks.
    24651 views 02:00 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Community Center

    Season 9
    Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
    The townspeople take refuge in the Community Center as Fox News reports that six hundred billion people are dead in Chicago.
    1690 views 01:08 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Stan Confides In Kyle

    Season 9
    Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
    Stan tells Kyle the truth about the Beaverton dam and comes up with a plan to help the victims of the flood.
    2716 views 01:15 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Randy's Map Drawing

    Season 9
    Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
    Randy draws a penis on the map when explaining the devastation global warming has caused.
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    Beaverton Oil

    Season 9
    Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
    Stan, Cartman and Kyle try to rescue the stranded Beaverton victims, but end up crashing their boat into the Beaverton Oil Factory, igniting a fire in town.
    2072 views 01:13 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    You'll Freeze To Death

    Season 9
    Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
    Stan calls his dad at the shelter and tells him he's trapped in Beaverton; Stephen and Gerald decide to go with Randy to rescue the boys.
    2018 views 01:08 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Learning The Truth

    Season 9
    Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
    Stephen, Gerald and Randy believe they have hypothermia, while the Pentagon learns that the flood in Beaverton wasn't cause by global warming.
    3030 views 01:28 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Jew Gold

    Season 9
    Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
    As they're being rescued from the fire and flood in Beaverton, Cartman pulls a gun on Kyle, forcing him to hand over his Jew Gold.
    134673 views 01:55 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    I Broke the Dam!

    Season 9
    Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
    Stan confesses to breaking the dam, but the townspeople all want to share the blame.
    15243 views 01:58 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist