Tom Cruise Won't Come Out of The Closet

Tom Cruise is seeking approval for his acting career. Stan doesn't tell him what he wants to hear.

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  2. insecktorb this is so spot on! That freak needs to wake up to himself! Reply
  3. jrl Tom Cruise in the closet Why has this episode not been shown in blighty? Reply
  4. ptb_666777 HA HA HA CUZ HE'SA FAG . . . Reply
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  1. About the Episode

    Trapped in the Closet Episode Air Date: When Stan is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard, Scientologists converge on his front lawn and ask him to lead them. When Stan criticizes the acting skills of a prominent Hollywood actor, the actor locks himself in Stan's closet and refuses to come out.
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    Free Personality Test

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    Stan's saving his money so he can buy a new bike. Luckily, the personality test Scientologists administer is free.
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    Fax These Results to Los Angeles

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    Stan uses his bike money to get audited by the Scientologists. His E-Meter scores are higher than any the Scientologists have ever seen.
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    What Scientologist Actually Believe

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    The head of the Church of Scientology tells Stan the creation myth that Scientologists believe.
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    A Bike or Not Being Depressed

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    Stan's mom notices something is wrong with Stan. When he tells them that he needs $240 not to be depressed, Stan's Dad says no.
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    OT 9

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    Stan's off-the-charts thetin results are rushed to the head of Scientology, who immediately knows their cause: Stan is the second coming of the great leader.
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    Thank You For Returning

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    When Stan goes to take out the trash, he is greeted by throngs of Scientologists hoping to catch a glimpse of their prophet.
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    Tom Cruise Won't Come Out of The Closet

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    Tom Cruise is seeking approval for his acting career. Stan doesn't tell him what he wants to hear.
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    R Kelly

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    Tom Cruise refuses to come out of the closet, so the local news media turns to R. Kelly.
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    Tom, It's Nicole

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    With R. Kelly narrating the action from outside, Nicole Kidman steps in to try her hand at getting Tom Cruise out of the closet.
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    Stan Chooses Scientology

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    When Kyle tells Stan he thinks Scientology is wrong, Stan Chooses Scientology over their friendship.
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    John Travolta Feels Safe in the Closet

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    John Travolta tries to get Tom Cruise to come out of the closet and winds up going in himself. R. Kelly sings about what's happening.
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    Scam on a Global Scale

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    When Stan tells the head Scientologist about his idea to make membership in the church free, the head Scientologist tells him Scientology's a Scam on a Global Scale.
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    R Kelly Sings with TC & JT

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    With Nicole Kidman and John Travolta having failed, it's time for R. Kelly shot.
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    Go Ahead, Sue Me!

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    Stan tells the truth about the scam behind Scientology. The Scientologists want to sue him.
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