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Anal Miracle

Season 9

Bloody Mary

Cardinal Mallory is sent by the Vatican to inspect the statue. After getting squirted in the face with anal-bleeding, he determines this is a miracle.

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  2. atreccano GLASSES! did anyone notice that cardinal mallory wears glasses only after he recieves virgin mary's squirt on his face?
    i think those were added just to make the scene funnier...and it worked!     reply
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