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  2. atreccano GLASSES! did anyone notice that cardinal mallory wears glasses only after he recieves virgin mary's squirt on his face?
    i think those were added just to make the scene funnier...and it worked!     Reply
  3. R@DUxXxJuSt4YoU f**king amazing!!! I saw the full episode of this clip, and it's amazing. If people would understand the message, the creators of south park could change the world. Reply
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  1. About the Episode

    South Park: Bloody Mary Episode Air Date: 12.07.2005 Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Stan's dad is sure the bleeding Virgin can cure him of his "disease."
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    Dad's Drunk

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    After karate practice, Stan's dad shows up drunk on two-dollar margaritas and gives the boys a ride home.
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    Randy's DUI.

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    While driving the boys home, Randy gets pulled over. He fails a sobriety test, let's his pants fall down and gets arrested.
    62632 views 02:10 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    A Big loser Like Stan's Dad

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    Randy shows up at school to talk to the class about what he did. Mrs. Garrison points out that he's a big loser.
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    I Just Really Like Beer

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    Randy doesn't think he's an alcoholic, he just really likes beer.
    12637 views 02:23 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Daddy's Very Sick

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    Stan's Dad can't stop drinking because of the terrible disease he is powerless against.
    6879 views 01:31 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Anal Bleeding

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    A priest discovers that a statue of the Virgin Mary is anally bleeding. Randy Marsh wants to visit the statue of the bleeding Virgin Mary to cure his disease.
    8915 views 01:30 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    We're All Powerless

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    At an AA meeting Stan says that the whole "disease" theory has made his dad worse. After comparing the program to a cult, he is thrown out.
    9740 views 01:22 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Anal Miracle

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    Cardinal Mallory is sent by the Vatican to inspect the statue. After getting squirted in the face with anal-bleeding, he determines this is a miracle.
    34337 views 00:59 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Divine Ass Blood

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    Stan catches his drunken dad trying to get behind the wheel. Randy insists on seeing the statue, so he tells his eight-year-old son to drive.
    5173 views 00:47 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Butter Dirty, Line Cutter

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    Stan drives his dad to the Virgin Mary statue. Randy immediately tries to skip ahead, insisting that his disease is as serious as cancer.
    2756 views 01:16 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Randy is Cured

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    A cop helps Randy to the front of the line. Randy gets squirted with blood and is cured.
    25832 views 01:44 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Powerless

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    At an AA meeting, Mr. Marsh sees a news report determining that the bleeding Virgin Mary isn't a miracle. Immediately, he orders enough booze to sink a ship.
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    4 Beers

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    Stan teaches his dad that the discipline to stop drinking comes from within.
    15392 views 01:32 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist