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Randy is Cured

Season 9

Bloody Mary

A cop helps Randy to the front of the line. Randy gets squirted with blood and is cured.

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  1. Bloody Mary 12.07.05 Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Stan's dad is sure the bleeding Virgin can cure him of his "disease."
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    Randy's DUI.

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    While driving the boys home, Randy gets pulled over. He fails a sobriety test, let's his pants fall down and gets arrested.
    16434 02:10 add to playlist
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    I Just Really Like Beer

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    Randy doesn't think he's an alcoholic, he just really likes beer.
    6677 02:23 add to playlist
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    Powerless

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    At an AA meeting, Mr. Marsh sees a news report determining that the bleeding Virgin Mary isn't a miracle. Immediately, he orders enough booze to sink a ship.
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    Dad's Drunk

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    After karate practice, Stan's dad shows up drunk on two-dollar margaritas and gives the boys a ride home.
    1596 01:08 add to playlist
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    A Big loser Like Stan's Dad

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    Randy shows up at school to talk to the class about what he did. Mrs. Garrison points out that he's a big loser.
    1159 01:46 add to playlist
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    Daddy's Very Sick

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    Stan's Dad can't stop drinking because of the terrible disease he is powerless against.
    1014 01:31 add to playlist
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    Anal Bleeding

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    A priest discovers that a statue of the Virgin Mary is anally bleeding. Randy Marsh wants to visit the statue of the bleeding Virgin Mary to cure his disease.
    1332 01:30 add to playlist
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    We're All Powerless

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    At an AA meeting Stan says that the whole "disease" theory has made his dad worse. After comparing the program to a cult, he is thrown out.
    735 01:22 add to playlist
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    Anal Miracle

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    Cardinal Mallory is sent by the Vatican to inspect the statue. After getting squirted in the face with anal-bleeding, he determines this is a miracle.
    991 00:59 add to playlist
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    Divine Ass Blood

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    Stan catches his drunken dad trying to get behind the wheel. Randy insists on seeing the statue, so he tells his eight-year-old son to drive.
    698 00:47 add to playlist
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    Butter Dirty, Line Cutter

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    Stan drives his dad to the Virgin Mary statue. Randy immediately tries to skip ahead, insisting that his disease is as serious as cancer.
    679 01:16 add to playlist
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    Randy is Cured

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    A cop helps Randy to the front of the line. Randy gets squirted with blood and is cured.
    7145 01:44 add to playlist
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    Not From Her Ass But Her Vagina

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    Randy sees a news report determining that the bleeding Virgin Mary isn't a miracle. Immediately, he orders drinks from the bar.
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    4 Beers

    Season 9
    Bloody Mary
    Stan teaches his dad that the discipline to stop drinking comes from within.
    2153 01:32 add to playlist
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