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Towelie the Waiter

Season 10

A Million Little Fibers

When he gets fired from his job at P.F. Chang's, Towelie gets high. He then writes a book.

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  2. generalu_RO Towelie the Waiter I love Towelie,"oh man... I have no idea what is goin on" :)) reply
  3. toweliebitches420 towelie needs 2 come back "dont call me shoeless your shoeless" ima do what towelie would and jus sort of wander off and get high now haha reply
  4. Jensettiman Live & Learn The thing I like with Towelie is that he is a South Park character, and those characters are funny. The thing I don't like is that he ALMOST always is getting high. But in the end of the episode, he learns that it's better to get high as a reward, than getting high to make good ideas, because "high ideas" ALWAYS reply
  5. Jensettiman Live & Learn Part 2 fail. Sorry, but my comment was sent before I could finish it. Therefore, I have written the rest. reply
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    Towelie the Waiter

    Season 10
    A Million Little Fibers
    When he gets fired from his job at P.F. Chang's, Towelie gets high. He then writes a book.
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    Towelie the Writer

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    After his memoir is rejected by a book publisher, Towelie knows he needs to think of a way to make some money, so he gets high and makes some changes to his book.
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    Towelie Goes on Oprah

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    Towelie realizes the key to his success is simple: Get high and think of something, and then pretend to be a person. This makes him famous and he gets on Oprah.
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    Minge-y's Plot

    Season 10
    A Million Little Fibers
    Oprah's minge and asshole are upset that she's too busy to give them the attention they deserve, and plan to take revenge out on towelie.
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    Geraldo Gets A Call

    Season 10
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    Oprah's minge and asshole know they need help exposing Towelie as a fraud, so they turn to Geraldo, the one man who can surely get to the bottom of things.
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    High on Larry King Live

    Season 10
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    Geraldo reports live from Afghanistan about the days upon days of research that led him to conclude exactly what Oprah's genitals told him, Towelie is a Towel.
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    Getting High Before Oprah

    Season 10
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    An angry mob has gathered outside Towelie's hotel in protest of his fraudulent identity and comments on Larry King.
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    Oprah Turns on Towelie

    Season 10
    A Million Little Fibers
    Towelie goes on "Oprah" at her suggestion to try to clear his good name. When Oprah turns on him, the crowd becomes an angry mob.
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    Oprah's Minge Has a Gun

    Season 10
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    The torch-wielding audience from Oprah's show corners Towelie and is about to do him in when a gun is produced from Oprah's Minge.
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    Towelie the Hero

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    Oprah Winfrey's vagina and asshole have taken several hostages including Towelie and are demanding transportation to Paris. Towelie is left to save the day.
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