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Towelie the Waiter
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
When he gets fired from his job at P.F. Chang's, Towelie gets high. He then writes a book.
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Towelie
P.F. Chang's
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You Gotta Swim!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
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Stan
Jimmy
Kyle
Piss
Pee
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minorities
Butters
2012
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
Season 13
Pee
The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
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Stan
Stan's Dad
Kenny
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Not My Waterpark
Season 13
Pee
Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
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The Myan's Predicted This
Season 13
Pee
Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
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Stan
Kyle
Jimmy
Butters
Kenny
Pi Pi's Splashtown
minorities
water park
2012
math
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Almost All Pee
Season 13
Pee
Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!
Season 13
Pee
Disaster strikes the water park.
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
2012
Kenny
Kyle
Pee
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Cartman
flood
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Almost All P, No H
Season 13
Pee
The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
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water park
police
scientist
Stan's Dad
Randy
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Piss
Pee
Fire Marshal
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Pee Meltdown
Season 13
Pee
Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
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Randy
Sharon
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Pi Pi's Splashtown
monkey
Pee
Piss
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Fire Marshal
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The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming
Season 13
Pee
The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
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Kyle
Stan
Butters
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The Minority World
Season 13
Pee
After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.
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Drink the Pee
Season 13
Pee
Kyle prepares for his big dive.
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Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Pi Pi
Pee
Piss
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The Abyss
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The Antidote
Season 13
Pee
The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
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Stan's Dad
Fire Marshal
monkey
Piss
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
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Randy
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EAT THE BANANA!!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle finally bites the bullet, just in time to be rescued.
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Pee
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
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Jimmy
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Stan's Dad
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Preview - Going to the Water Park
Season 13
Pee
Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.
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Towelie the Waiter
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
When he gets fired from his job at P.F. Chang's, Towelie gets high. He then writes a book.
16295
01:38
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P.F. Chang's
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Bing Bing Harro Prease
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman and Butters infiltrate the Chinese stronghold (better known as P.F. Changs).
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That's Just Weak
Season 12
The China Probrem
The A.L.F. Plan is compromised when the American traitors see through Cartman and Butters' disguises.
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Butters
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P.F. Chang's
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How High Up Does This Thing Go
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman and Butters realize they can't trust anyone. Even the Police.
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Butters
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It's Not Where I Aimed
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman's call with the President is interrupted by Butters' wild gunplay.
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Butters
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ALF
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I Want America To Be Safe
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman learns that he would rather be Chinese than an unethical dick shooter.
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Randy Takes a Crap
Season 11
More Crap
Randy has been constipated for three weeks. When he finally takes a crap, it's so big he can't help but show it off.
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Crap Verification
Season 11
More Crap
The European Fecal Standards and Measurements members verify Randy's crap and make him the new world champion.
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crap
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Bono's Demands
Season 11
More Crap
The news reports that Randy is going to attempt to beat the world record again. Bono makes demands to the EFSM to prove Randy doesn't cheat.
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Repopulation Time
Season 7
Casa Bonita
Butters does his best to rebuild society at the dump. Butters enlists a garbage lady's help in repopulating the species, she reveals to him the harsh truth.
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generalu_RO
Towelie the Waiter
I love Towelie,"oh man... I have no idea what is goin on" :))
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toweliebitches420
towelie needs 2 come back
"dont call me shoeless your shoeless" ima do what towelie would and jus sort of wander off and get high now haha
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Jensettiman
Live & Learn
The thing I like with Towelie is that he is a South Park character, and those characters are funny. The thing I don't like is that he ALMOST always is getting high. But in the end of the episode, he learns that it's better to get high as a reward, than getting high to make good ideas, because "high ideas" ALWAYS
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Jensettiman
Live & Learn Part 2
fail. Sorry, but my comment was sent before I could finish it. Therefore, I have written the rest.
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Towelie gets over his drug addiction and writes his memoirs. With Oprah's support, his book becomes a best-seller and his story inspires millions to turn their lives around. When it's revealed that Towelie fabricated the key premise of his book, Oprah retaliates. The grand dame of daytime television won't stand for being lied to.
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Towelie the Writer
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After his memoir is rejected by a book publisher, Towelie knows he needs to think of a way to make some money, so he gets high and makes some changes to his book.
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Towelie Goes on Oprah
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Towelie realizes the key to his success is simple: Get high and think of something, and then pretend to be a person. This makes him famous and he gets on Oprah.
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Minge-y's Plot
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Oprah's minge and asshole are upset that she's too busy to give them the attention they deserve, and plan to take revenge out on towelie.
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Geraldo Gets A Call
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Oprah's minge and asshole know they need help exposing Towelie as a fraud, so they turn to Geraldo, the one man who can surely get to the bottom of things.
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High on Larry King Live
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Geraldo reports live from Afghanistan about the days upon days of research that led him to conclude exactly what Oprah's genitals told him, Towelie is a Towel.
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Getting High Before Oprah
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
An angry mob has gathered outside Towelie's hotel in protest of his fraudulent identity and comments on Larry King.
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Oprah Turns on Towelie
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Towelie goes on "Oprah" at her suggestion to try to clear his good name. When Oprah turns on him, the crowd becomes an angry mob.
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Oprah's Minge Has a Gun
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
The torch-wielding audience from Oprah's show corners Towelie and is about to do him in when a gun is produced from Oprah's Minge.
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Towelie the Hero
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Oprah Winfrey's vagina and asshole have taken several hostages including Towelie and are demanding transportation to Paris. Towelie is left to save the day.
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