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Minge-y's Plot
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Oprah's minge and asshole are upset that she's too busy to give them the attention they deserve, and plan to take revenge out on towelie.
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
Minge
Asshole
1140
01:33
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Class Disturbance
Season 11
Le Petit Tourette
Garrison is trying to teach the class but keeps getting interrupted by Cartman's profanities. Kyle snaps, and ends up getting in trouble.
17820
01:02
Cartman
Garrison
Kyle
Tourette's Syndrome
Bloody Vaginal Belch
Craig
Classroom
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Inside the Snizz
Season 11
The Snuke
Brian enters Hillary Clinton's vagina to find the snuke, but ends up being killed by what lives inside.
7933
01:18
Hillary Clinton
24
Snuke
Monster
vagina
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The Woodland Critters Rape Kurt Russell
Season 11
Imaginationland Episode II
Kurt Russell goes through the Imagination Doorway and gets raped. Manbearpig comes through to reality.
3230
02:55
Kurt Russell
Army
Pentagon
General
Stan
Project Imagination Doorway
Stargate
Woodland Critters
rape
Manbearpig
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Bono Is Crap
Season 11
More Crap
As Herr Brolof comforts Bono with biddy, he tells of how he defecated Bono in 1960 and raised him ever since. Randy finally takes his record breaking crap and wins the trophy, which looks a lot like an Emmy.
2805
02:50
EFSM
Randy
Bono
Stan
crap
Record
Herr Brolof
Biddy
number two
Emmy
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Guitar Hero
Season 11
Guitar Queer-O
Stan and Kyle are getting good at Guitar Hero, but Randy doesn't understand why they care more about fake guitars than real ones.
15965
01:59
Guitar Hero
Stan
Kyle
Wayward Son
Kansas
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Butters
Cartman
Craig
video game
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Butters' Surprise
Season 11
Cartman Sucks
Mr. Stotch walks in on Butters blindfolded and on his knees in front of a pantless Cartman.
14050
01:33
Butters
Song
Cartman
Mr. Stotch
Bi-Curious
penis
Butters' Dad
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Lice Genocide
Season 11
Lice Capades
Clyde tries to destroy the lice colony on his head by using anti-lice shampoo but it's his blow-dryer that does most of the damage.
39441
03:48
Doctor's Office
Clyde
Clyde's Mom
dr. doctor
Shampoo
Lice
Scalp
Travis
Kelly
acid
Blow-drier
baby
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Easter Bunnies vs. Ninjas
Season 11
Fantastic Easter Special
The Hare Club for Men is about to tell Stan the secret of Easter when ninjas attack them.
46948
03:30
Religion
randy marsh
Stan
Grandpa Marsh
Easter
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Scissor Me Timbers
Season 11
D-Yikes!
After going to Les Bos with her new friend Allison, Garrison learns the finer points of scissoring.
57006
2:02
Garrison
Scissor
Les Bos
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I Don't Have Change!
Season 11
Night of the Living Homeless
The growing number of homeless people in South Park become more demanding. They really want change.
3686
01:24
randy marsh
Stan's Dad
Homeless
Zombies
Gerald Broflovski
Kyle's dad
Uncle jimbo
Mr. Stotch
Mrs. Stotch
Change
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Towelie Goes on Oprah
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Towelie realizes the key to his success is simple: Get high and think of something, and then pretend to be a person. This makes him famous and he gets on Oprah.
13650
02:54
Towelie
Oprah
Drugs
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Oprah Turns on Towelie
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Towelie goes on "Oprah" at her suggestion to try to clear his good name. When Oprah turns on him, the crowd becomes an angry mob.
9168
02:10
Oprah
Towelie
Minge
Asshole
Angry Mob
Torches
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Towelie the Hero
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Oprah Winfrey's vagina and asshole have taken several hostages including Towelie and are demanding transportation to Paris. Towelie is left to save the day.
8819
03:56
Media
Geraldo Rivera
Oprah
Towelie
Minge
Asshole
Gary
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Towelie the Waiter
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
When he gets fired from his job at P.F. Chang's, Towelie gets high. He then writes a book.
4302
01:38
Drugs
Towelie
P.F. Chang's
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Towelie the Writer
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
After his memoir is rejected by a book publisher, Towelie knows he needs to think of a way to make some money, so he gets high and makes some changes to his book.
1484
02:09
Towelie
Drugs
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Minge-y's Plot
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Oprah's minge and asshole are upset that she's too busy to give them the attention they deserve, and plan to take revenge out on towelie.
1140
01:33
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
Minge
Asshole
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Geraldo Gets A Call
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Oprah's minge and asshole know they need help exposing Towelie as a fraud, so they turn to Geraldo, the one man who can surely get to the bottom of things.
718
01:41
Geraldo Rivera
Oprah Winfrey
Minge
Asshole
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High on Larry King Live
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Geraldo reports live from Afghanistan about the days upon days of research that led him to conclude exactly what Oprah's genitals told him, Towelie is a Towel.
864
01:41
Larry King
Towelie
Geraldo Rivera
Racism
Oprah
High
Minge
Asshole
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Getting High Before Oprah
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
An angry mob has gathered outside Towelie's hotel in protest of his fraudulent identity and comments on Larry King.
850
01:22
Towelie
Racism
Oprah
Drugs
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Oprah's Minge Has a Gun
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
The torch-wielding audience from Oprah's show corners Towelie and is about to do him in when a gun is produced from Oprah's Minge.
1739
02:00
Towelie
Oprah
Minge
Asshole
Gun
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A Million Little Fibers
04.19.06
Towelie gets over his drug addiction and writes his memoirs. With Oprah's support, his book becomes a best-seller and his story inspires millions to turn their lives around. When it's revealed that Towelie fabricated the key premise of his book, Oprah retaliates. The grand dame of daytime television won't stand for being lied to.
Towelie Goes on Oprah
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Towelie realizes the key to his success is simple: Get high and think of something, and then pretend to be a person. This makes him famous and he gets on Oprah.
13650
02:54
Towelie
Oprah
Drugs
add to playlist
Oprah Turns on Towelie
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Towelie goes on "Oprah" at her suggestion to try to clear his good name. When Oprah turns on him, the crowd becomes an angry mob.
9168
02:10
Oprah
Towelie
Minge
Asshole
Angry Mob
Torches
add to playlist
Towelie the Hero
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Oprah Winfrey's vagina and asshole have taken several hostages including Towelie and are demanding transportation to Paris. Towelie is left to save the day.
8819
03:56
Media
Geraldo Rivera
Oprah
Towelie
Minge
Asshole
Gary
add to playlist
Towelie the Waiter
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
When he gets fired from his job at P.F. Chang's, Towelie gets high. He then writes a book.
4302
01:38
Drugs
Towelie
P.F. Chang's
add to playlist
Towelie the Writer
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
After his memoir is rejected by a book publisher, Towelie knows he needs to think of a way to make some money, so he gets high and makes some changes to his book.
1484
02:09
Towelie
Drugs
add to playlist
Minge-y's Plot
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Oprah's minge and asshole are upset that she's too busy to give them the attention they deserve, and plan to take revenge out on towelie.
1140
01:33
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
Minge
Asshole
add to playlist
Geraldo Gets A Call
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Oprah's minge and asshole know they need help exposing Towelie as a fraud, so they turn to Geraldo, the one man who can surely get to the bottom of things.
718
01:41
Geraldo Rivera
Oprah Winfrey
Minge
Asshole
add to playlist
High on Larry King Live
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Geraldo reports live from Afghanistan about the days upon days of research that led him to conclude exactly what Oprah's genitals told him, Towelie is a Towel.
864
01:41
Larry King
Towelie
Geraldo Rivera
Racism
Oprah
High
Minge
Asshole
add to playlist
Getting High Before Oprah
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
An angry mob has gathered outside Towelie's hotel in protest of his fraudulent identity and comments on Larry King.
850
01:22
Towelie
Racism
Oprah
Drugs
add to playlist
Oprah's Minge Has a Gun
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
The torch-wielding audience from Oprah's show corners Towelie and is about to do him in when a gun is produced from Oprah's Minge.
1739
02:00
Towelie
Oprah
Minge
Asshole
Gun
add to playlist