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Getting High Before Oprah
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
An angry mob has gathered outside Towelie's hotel in protest of his fraudulent identity and comments on Larry King.
Towelie
Racism
Oprah
Drugs
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You Gotta Swim!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
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Stan
Jimmy
Kyle
Piss
Pee
swim
Cartman
minorities
Butters
2012
diary
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
Season 13
Pee
The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
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01:51
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Stan's Dad
Kenny
Jimmy
Butters
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
minorities
Piss
water park
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Not My Waterpark
Season 13
Pee
Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
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Cartman
Pi Pi's Splashtown
Song
minorities
water park
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The Myan's Predicted This
Season 13
Pee
Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
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01:48
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Jimmy
Butters
Kenny
Pi Pi's Splashtown
minorities
water park
2012
math
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Almost All Pee
Season 13
Pee
Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
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scientist
Pi Pi's Splashtown
water park
lawyer
Pee
Piss
Pi Pi
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!
Season 13
Pee
Disaster strikes the water park.
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Pi Pi
Pi Pi's Splashtown
2012
Kenny
Kyle
Pee
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Cartman
flood
minorities
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Almost All P, No H
Season 13
Pee
The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
water park
police
scientist
Stan's Dad
Randy
monkey
Piss
Pee
Fire Marshal
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Pee Meltdown
Season 13
Pee
Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
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Randy
Sharon
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Pi Pi's Splashtown
monkey
Pee
Piss
scientist
Fire Marshal
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The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming
Season 13
Pee
The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
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Pi Pi
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Piss
Pee
shower
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The Minority World
Season 13
Pee
After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.
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Cartman
minorities
future
diary
apocalypse
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Drink the Pee
Season 13
Pee
Kyle prepares for his big dive.
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Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Pi Pi
Pee
Piss
water park
The Abyss
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The Antidote
Season 13
Pee
The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
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Stan's Dad
Fire Marshal
monkey
Piss
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
banana
Kurt Russell
Randy
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EAT THE BANANA!!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle finally bites the bullet, just in time to be rescued.
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Kyle
Pee
Piss
Pi Pi's Splashtown
Pi Pi
Stan
Jimmy
Butters
Stan's Dad
Randy
Fire Marshal
banana
2012
Cartman
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Preview - Going to the Water Park
Season 13
Pee
Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.
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Getting High Before Oprah
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
An angry mob has gathered outside Towelie's hotel in protest of his fraudulent identity and comments on Larry King.
2193
01:22
Towelie
Racism
Oprah
Drugs
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Tolerant Rednecks
Season 11
With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
While being chased by tolerant rednecks, Randy finds himself Michael Richards, Mark Furman and others who have been disgraced for making racially insensitive comments.
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03:07
Mr. Marsh
Skeeter
Michael Richards
Mark Fuhrman
Racism
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Smiley Face
Season 4
Chef Goes Nanners
The mayor has a smile added to the face of the black man being hanged on the flag, but Chef still finds it offensive. The mayor decides the children should decide.
1347
00:52
City Hall
the mayor
Chef
Racism
South Park Flag
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God Save the Queen
Season 11
The Snuke
The British fleet is destroyed by the Air Force, the Queen kills herself, Bahir's family leaves the country, and Cartman revels in his bigotry.
4867
01:53
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
24
Bahir
Racism
Muslims
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Rich Black Guy
Season 8
The Jeffersons
Sergeant Yates gets word that Mr. Jefferson is a rich black guy and sends his team out to take him down.
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police
celebrity
Police Station
Mr. Jefferson
Kobe Bryant
Racism
Rich Black Guy
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Spreading the Word
Season 5
Here Comes the Neighborhood
Will Smith calls up Snoop Dogg and tells him about South Park. Snoop thinks it sounds great and decides to spread the word.
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celebrity
Racism
Snoop Dog
Will Smith
Magic Johnson
Kobe Bryant
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Racist Flag
Season 4
Chef Goes Nanners
Chef wants South Park's flag changed because it's painfully racist and Jimbo wants it to stay the same.
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the mayor
Chef
Jimbo
City Hall
Racism
South Park Flag
Hanging
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High on Larry King Live
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Geraldo reports live from Afghanistan about the days upon days of research that led him to conclude exactly what Oprah's genitals told him, Towelie is a Towel.
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01:41
Larry King
Towelie
Geraldo Rivera
Racism
Oprah
High
Minge
Asshole
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He's Not Black?!
Season 8
The Jeffersons
The police detectives are disgusted with themselves because they think they almost framed a guy who wasn't black.
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celebrity
Mr. Jefferson
Blanket
police
black
African American
puke
vomit
Racism
Rich Black Guy
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Polo Match
Season 5
Here Comes the Neighborhood
The rich kids teach Token how to play polo, but he's not really into it. Token feels just as out of place with the rich kids.
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token
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Racism
Rich Kids
Polo
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Million Millionaire March
Season 5
Here Comes the Neighborhood
The rich form the Million Millionaire March in protest of their unfair treatment and pay Chef to join them.
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Bill Cosby
Bus
Racism
token
lions
Chef
Oprah
Million Millionaire March
Jello
Kobe Bryant
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Get Your Sheets
Season 5
Here Comes the Neighborhood
Mr. Garrison points out that rich people are afraid of ghosts so they decide to get some sheets and scare them out of town.
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Garrison
Randy
Jimbo
Racism
Ghosts
Kenny's Dad
Kyle's dad
KKK
Sheets
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A Million Little Fibers
04.19.06
Towelie gets over his drug addiction and writes his memoirs. With Oprah's support, his book becomes a best-seller and his story inspires millions to turn their lives around. When it's revealed that Towelie fabricated the key premise of his book, Oprah retaliates. The grand dame of daytime television won't stand for being lied to.
Towelie the Waiter
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
When he gets fired from his job at P.F. Chang's, Towelie gets high. He then writes a book.
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Drugs
Towelie
P.F. Chang's
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Towelie the Writer
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
After his memoir is rejected by a book publisher, Towelie knows he needs to think of a way to make some money, so he gets high and makes some changes to his book.
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Towelie
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Towelie Goes on Oprah
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Towelie realizes the key to his success is simple: Get high and think of something, and then pretend to be a person. This makes him famous and he gets on Oprah.
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Oprah
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Minge-y's Plot
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Oprah's minge and asshole are upset that she's too busy to give them the attention they deserve, and plan to take revenge out on towelie.
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Oprah Winfrey
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Geraldo Gets A Call
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Oprah's minge and asshole know they need help exposing Towelie as a fraud, so they turn to Geraldo, the one man who can surely get to the bottom of things.
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Geraldo Rivera
Oprah Winfrey
Minge
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High on Larry King Live
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Geraldo reports live from Afghanistan about the days upon days of research that led him to conclude exactly what Oprah's genitals told him, Towelie is a Towel.
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01:41
Larry King
Towelie
Geraldo Rivera
Racism
Oprah
High
Minge
Asshole
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Getting High Before Oprah
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
An angry mob has gathered outside Towelie's hotel in protest of his fraudulent identity and comments on Larry King.
2193
01:22
Towelie
Racism
Oprah
Drugs
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Oprah Turns on Towelie
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Towelie goes on "Oprah" at her suggestion to try to clear his good name. When Oprah turns on him, the crowd becomes an angry mob.
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Oprah
Towelie
Minge
Asshole
Angry Mob
Torches
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Oprah's Minge Has a Gun
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
The torch-wielding audience from Oprah's show corners Towelie and is about to do him in when a gun is produced from Oprah's Minge.
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Towelie
Oprah
Minge
Asshole
Gun
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Towelie the Hero
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Oprah Winfrey's vagina and asshole have taken several hostages including Towelie and are demanding transportation to Paris. Towelie is left to save the day.
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Media
Geraldo Rivera
Oprah
Towelie
Minge
Asshole
Gary
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