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Oprah's Minge Has a Gun
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
The torch-wielding audience from Oprah's show corners Towelie and is about to do him in when a gun is produced from Oprah's Minge.
Towelie
Oprah
Minge
Asshole
Gun
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Geraldo reports live from Afghanistan about the days upon days of research that led him to conclude exactly what Oprah's genitals told him, Towelie is a Towel.
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Oprah Turns on Towelie
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Oprah's Minge Has a Gun
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
The torch-wielding audience from Oprah's show corners Towelie and is about to do him in when a gun is produced from Oprah's Minge.
2681
02:00
Towelie
Oprah
Minge
Asshole
Gun
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Towelie the Hero
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A Million Little Fibers
Oprah Winfrey's vagina and asshole have taken several hostages including Towelie and are demanding transportation to Paris. Towelie is left to save the day.
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A Million Little Fibers
04.19.06
Towelie gets over his drug addiction and writes his memoirs. With Oprah's support, his book becomes a best-seller and his story inspires millions to turn their lives around. When it's revealed that Towelie fabricated the key premise of his book, Oprah retaliates. The grand dame of daytime television won't stand for being lied to.
Towelie the Waiter
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
When he gets fired from his job at P.F. Chang's, Towelie gets high. He then writes a book.
5993
01:38
Drugs
Towelie
P.F. Chang's
add to playlist
Towelie the Writer
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
After his memoir is rejected by a book publisher, Towelie knows he needs to think of a way to make some money, so he gets high and makes some changes to his book.
1901
02:09
Towelie
Drugs
add to playlist
Towelie Goes on Oprah
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Towelie realizes the key to his success is simple: Get high and think of something, and then pretend to be a person. This makes him famous and he gets on Oprah.
14263
02:54
Towelie
Oprah
Drugs
add to playlist
Minge-y's Plot
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Oprah's minge and asshole are upset that she's too busy to give them the attention they deserve, and plan to take revenge out on towelie.
1688
01:33
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
Minge
Asshole
add to playlist
Geraldo Gets A Call
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Oprah's minge and asshole know they need help exposing Towelie as a fraud, so they turn to Geraldo, the one man who can surely get to the bottom of things.
863
01:41
Geraldo Rivera
Oprah Winfrey
Minge
Asshole
add to playlist
High on Larry King Live
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Geraldo reports live from Afghanistan about the days upon days of research that led him to conclude exactly what Oprah's genitals told him, Towelie is a Towel.
1156
01:41
Larry King
Towelie
Geraldo Rivera
Racism
Oprah
High
Minge
Asshole
add to playlist
Getting High Before Oprah
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
An angry mob has gathered outside Towelie's hotel in protest of his fraudulent identity and comments on Larry King.
1056
01:22
Towelie
Racism
Oprah
Drugs
add to playlist
Oprah Turns on Towelie
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Towelie goes on "Oprah" at her suggestion to try to clear his good name. When Oprah turns on him, the crowd becomes an angry mob.
9721
02:10
Oprah
Towelie
Minge
Asshole
Angry Mob
Torches
add to playlist
Oprah's Minge Has a Gun
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
The torch-wielding audience from Oprah's show corners Towelie and is about to do him in when a gun is produced from Oprah's Minge.
2681
02:00
Towelie
Oprah
Minge
Asshole
Gun
add to playlist
Towelie the Hero
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Oprah Winfrey's vagina and asshole have taken several hostages including Towelie and are demanding transportation to Paris. Towelie is left to save the day.
9388
03:56
Media
Geraldo Rivera
Oprah
Towelie
Minge
Asshole
Gary
add to playlist