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Oprah's Minge Has a Gun
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
The torch-wielding audience from Oprah's show corners Towelie and is about to do him in when a gun is produced from Oprah's Minge.
Towelie
Oprah
Minge
Asshole
Gun
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You Gotta Swim!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
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Stan
Jimmy
Kyle
Piss
Pee
swim
Cartman
minorities
Butters
2012
diary
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
Season 13
Pee
The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
4770
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Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Stan's Dad
Kenny
Jimmy
Butters
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
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Not My Waterpark
Season 13
Pee
Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
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Cartman
Pi Pi's Splashtown
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minorities
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The Myan's Predicted This
Season 13
Pee
Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
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Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Jimmy
Butters
Kenny
Pi Pi's Splashtown
minorities
water park
2012
math
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Almost All Pee
Season 13
Pee
Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
1507
01:29
scientist
Pi Pi's Splashtown
water park
lawyer
Pee
Piss
Pi Pi
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!
Season 13
Pee
Disaster strikes the water park.
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Pi Pi
Pi Pi's Splashtown
2012
Kenny
Kyle
Pee
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Cartman
flood
minorities
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Almost All P, No H
Season 13
Pee
The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
water park
police
scientist
Stan's Dad
Randy
monkey
Piss
Pee
Fire Marshal
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Pee Meltdown
Season 13
Pee
Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
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Randy
Sharon
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Pi Pi's Splashtown
monkey
Pee
Piss
scientist
Fire Marshal
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The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming
Season 13
Pee
The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
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Pi Pi
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Piss
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The Minority World
Season 13
Pee
After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.
1940
01:23
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future
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Drink the Pee
Season 13
Pee
Kyle prepares for his big dive.
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Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Pi Pi
Pee
Piss
water park
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The Antidote
Season 13
Pee
The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
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Stan's Dad
Fire Marshal
monkey
Piss
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
banana
Kurt Russell
Randy
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EAT THE BANANA!!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle finally bites the bullet, just in time to be rescued.
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Kyle
Pee
Piss
Pi Pi's Splashtown
Pi Pi
Stan
Jimmy
Butters
Stan's Dad
Randy
Fire Marshal
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2012
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Preview - Going to the Water Park
Season 13
Pee
Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.
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Minge-y's Plot
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Oprah's minge and asshole are upset that she's too busy to give them the attention they deserve, and plan to take revenge out on towelie.
3722
01:33
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
Minge
Asshole
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Geraldo Gets A Call
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Oprah's minge and asshole know they need help exposing Towelie as a fraud, so they turn to Geraldo, the one man who can surely get to the bottom of things.
1386
01:41
Geraldo Rivera
Oprah Winfrey
Minge
Asshole
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Oprah's Minge Has a Gun
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
The torch-wielding audience from Oprah's show corners Towelie and is about to do him in when a gun is produced from Oprah's Minge.
7198
02:00
Towelie
Oprah
Minge
Asshole
Gun
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Oprah Turns on Towelie
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Towelie goes on "Oprah" at her suggestion to try to clear his good name. When Oprah turns on him, the crowd becomes an angry mob.
12386
02:10
Oprah
Towelie
Minge
Asshole
Angry Mob
Torches
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Towelie the Hero
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Oprah Winfrey's vagina and asshole have taken several hostages including Towelie and are demanding transportation to Paris. Towelie is left to save the day.
12033
03:56
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Geraldo Rivera
Oprah
Towelie
Minge
Asshole
Gary
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High on Larry King Live
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Geraldo reports live from Afghanistan about the days upon days of research that led him to conclude exactly what Oprah's genitals told him, Towelie is a Towel.
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Larry King
Towelie
Geraldo Rivera
Racism
Oprah
High
Minge
Asshole
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A Million Little Fibers
04.19.06
Towelie gets over his drug addiction and writes his memoirs. With Oprah's support, his book becomes a best-seller and his story inspires millions to turn their lives around. When it's revealed that Towelie fabricated the key premise of his book, Oprah retaliates. The grand dame of daytime television won't stand for being lied to.
Towelie the Waiter
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
When he gets fired from his job at P.F. Chang's, Towelie gets high. He then writes a book.
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Towelie the Writer
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
After his memoir is rejected by a book publisher, Towelie knows he needs to think of a way to make some money, so he gets high and makes some changes to his book.
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Towelie Goes on Oprah
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Towelie realizes the key to his success is simple: Get high and think of something, and then pretend to be a person. This makes him famous and he gets on Oprah.
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Towelie
Oprah
Drugs
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Minge-y's Plot
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Oprah's minge and asshole are upset that she's too busy to give them the attention they deserve, and plan to take revenge out on towelie.
3722
01:33
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
Minge
Asshole
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Geraldo Gets A Call
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Oprah's minge and asshole know they need help exposing Towelie as a fraud, so they turn to Geraldo, the one man who can surely get to the bottom of things.
1386
01:41
Geraldo Rivera
Oprah Winfrey
Minge
Asshole
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High on Larry King Live
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Geraldo reports live from Afghanistan about the days upon days of research that led him to conclude exactly what Oprah's genitals told him, Towelie is a Towel.
2793
01:41
Larry King
Towelie
Geraldo Rivera
Racism
Oprah
High
Minge
Asshole
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Getting High Before Oprah
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
An angry mob has gathered outside Towelie's hotel in protest of his fraudulent identity and comments on Larry King.
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01:22
Towelie
Racism
Oprah
Drugs
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Oprah Turns on Towelie
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Towelie goes on "Oprah" at her suggestion to try to clear his good name. When Oprah turns on him, the crowd becomes an angry mob.
12386
02:10
Oprah
Towelie
Minge
Asshole
Angry Mob
Torches
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Oprah's Minge Has a Gun
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
The torch-wielding audience from Oprah's show corners Towelie and is about to do him in when a gun is produced from Oprah's Minge.
7198
02:00
Towelie
Oprah
Minge
Asshole
Gun
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Towelie the Hero
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Oprah Winfrey's vagina and asshole have taken several hostages including Towelie and are demanding transportation to Paris. Towelie is left to save the day.
12033
03:56
Media
Geraldo Rivera
Oprah
Towelie
Minge
Asshole
Gary
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