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Cartman Can't Wait 3 Weeks

Season 10

Go God Go

Cart man's mom drags him away from the game store and tells him to go to bed, but Cartman can't sleep.

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    Cartman Wants a Wii

    Season 10
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    Cartman is going nuts waiting for the Nintendo Wii to come out. Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrison is outraged she has to teach evolution.
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    Retard Babies & Butt Sex

    Season 10
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    Mrs. Garrison begins a lesson on his theory of evolution as Cartman freaks out about waiting for the Wii.
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    Cartman Can't Wait 3 Weeks

    Season 10
    Go God Go
    Cart man's mom drags him away from the game store and tells him to go to bed, but Cartman can't sleep.
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    Suspender Animation

    Season 10
    Go God Go
    Cartman can't take the wait any longer and decides to freeze himself until the Wii comes out. The boys won't help him.
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    Retarded Fish Frog

    Season 10
    Go God Go
    The Catholic parents of a student is very unhappy with the evolution in the classroom. Principal Victoria hires Richard Dawkins to teach it
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    I'm a Monkey

    Season 10
    Go God Go
    Richard Dawkins begins teaching evolution to the class, prompting Mrs. Garrison to throw shit at him.
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    A Woman with Fire

    Season 10
    Go God Go
    Principal Victoria decides to ban Mrs. Garrison from the classroom but Richard Dawkins protests. Then, he asks Garrison out.
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    Butters Freezes Cartman

    Season 10
    Go God Go
    Cartman enlists Butters to help him freeze himself until the Nintendo Wii comes out. Cartman tells Butters to come get him in three weeks.
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    Dawkins Bangs Garrison

    Season 10
    Go God Go
    Mrs. Garrison agrees to become an atheist on her date. They go back to Mrs. Garrison's house for dessert and bang.
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    Cartman in 2546

    Season 10
    Go God Go
    Cartman is submerged by an avalanche. He wakes up in the year 2546 and is horrified to find out that the Wii no longer exists.
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    Retard Alert

    Season 10
    Go God Go
    When Stan suggests God might exist, Mrs. Garrison calls him a retard and puts him in the dunce chair.
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    Your Intellect and My Balls

    Season 10
    Go God Go
    With Richard Dawkin's intellect and Mrs. Garrison's balls, they plan to rid the world of religion forever. Richard then motorboats Garrison.
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    General Disarray Advises Professor Chaos

    Season 10
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    Butters rushes to rescue Cartman as soon as realizes Cart man's plan will kill him, but Butters can't remember where he left him.
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    Unfrozen for a Reason

    Season 10
    Go God Go
    Cartman doesn't care about atheism or war, He just wants a Wii.
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    Dawning of the Sea Otters

    Season 10
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    Cartman is stuck in the future as an atheist war begins over the information he knows. Cart man's life is threatened by the head sea otter.
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    Sweet Monkey Love

    Season 10
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    Mrs. Garrison goes on a date with Richard Dawkins. He teaches her about atheists, evolution, and eventually, hot monkey sex.
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    Science, Help Us!

    Season 10
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    After being unfrozen in the future, Cartman is caught in the middle of bloody Atheist war.
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