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Garrison's a Lesbian

Season 11

D-Yikes!

Garrison is too happy with her new found love of scissoring to care that the boys aren't prepared for class.

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  1. D-Yikes! 04.11.07 Frustrated with men, Mrs. Garrison makes the boys write an essay on "The Old Man and the Sea." The boys hire Mexican day laborers to do the job for them, but they misinterpret the term "essay." Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrison has become a lesbian and the bar she hangs out in is about to be taken over by Persian club owners. Mrs. Garrison takes a stand in the name of saving the one place that lets her be the woman she is.
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    Weekend Homework

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    Garrison takes her frustration with men out on the class by assigning an essay on "The Old Man and the Sea."
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    Mexican Labor

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    Cartman gets the boys to hire some Mexican day laborers to read the book and write their essays.
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    A New Friend

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    Garrison meets Alison at the gym and gets invited to come down to the local girl bar.
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    Scissor Me Timbers

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    After going to Les Bos with her new friend Allison, Garrison learns the finer points of scissoring.
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    Writing Eses

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    The boys try to get their essays from the day laborers, but instead of writing essays, they wrote letters to their "eses."
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    Garrison's a Lesbian

    Season 11
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    Garrison is too happy with her new found love of scissoring to care that the boys aren't prepared for class.
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    Dyke Fight

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    Garrison's dyke fight at Les Bos is interrupted by news that Persians may be closing down the bar.
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    Lesbians At City Hall

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    Garrison and the lesbians try to get the mayor's support, but the mayor wants nothing to do with it.
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    Take a Stand

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    The Persians try to make peace with the Les Bos regulars. Garrison doesn't accept and decides it's time to take a stand.
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    The Battle

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    The Persians show up to redecorate the bar, a battle ensues when the lesbians refuse to let them in.
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    Rauf Xerxes

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    The Persian boss, Rauf Xerxes, shows up and decides that he will deal with the lesbians himself.
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    Mexican Spies

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    Hoping to dig up dirt on Xerxes, the lesbians hire the Mexican day laborers to put on a disguise and be their spies.
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    Coffee and Secrets

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    Garrison makes coffee as the Mexican spies return with Xerxes' secret. Xerxes demands to speak with Garrison alone.
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    Les Bos is Saved

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    Garrison exposes Xerxes as a woman, and makes her understand the power of the scissor. Les Bos is saved.
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    Used to Be A Guy or Something

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    Garrison goes on an anti-men rampage in his classroom, assigning all the "penis-thinking boys" an extra-heavy workload.
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    Dyke Fight

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    Garrison picks a fight at the new lesbian bar, and things get heated.
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    Hot Scissoring

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    Mrs. Garrison finds out the "girl bar" is really a lesbian hang out. And let's just say, she's a little tittylated.
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    Les Bos Battle Royale

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    The lesbians, lead by Garrison, face off with the Persians to protect their cherished bar.
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