Garrison's a Lesbian

Garrison is too happy with her new found love of scissoring to care that the boys aren't prepared for class.

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  1. About the Episode

    D-Yikes! Episode Air Date: Frustrated with men, Mrs. Garrison makes the boys write an essay on "The Old Man and the Sea." The boys hire Mexican day laborers to do the job for them, but they misinterpret the term "essay." Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrison has become a lesbian and the bar she hangs out in is about to be taken over by Persian club owners. Mrs. Garrison takes a stand in the name of saving the one place that lets her be the woman she is.
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    Scissor Me Timbers

    Season 11
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    After going to Les Bos with her new friend Allison, Garrison learns the finer points of scissoring.
    137,797 views 00:02:02 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Les Bos is Saved

    Season 11
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    Garrison exposes Xerxes as a woman, and makes her understand the power of the scissor. Les Bos is saved.
    25,401 views 00:02:15 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Take a Stand

    Season 11
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    The Persians try to make peace with the Les Bos regulars. Garrison doesn't accept and decides it's time to take a stand.
    33,968 views 00:02:37 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Weekend Homework

    Season 11
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    Garrison takes her frustration with men out on the class by assigning an essay on "The Old Man and the Sea."
    10,163 views 00:01:05 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Mexican Labor

    Season 11
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    Cartman gets the boys to hire some Mexican day laborers to read the book and write their essays.
    45,760 views 00:00:55 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    A New Friend

    Season 11
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    Garrison meets Alison at the gym and gets invited to come down to the local girl bar.
    5,584 views 00:00:52 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Writing Eses

    Season 11
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    The boys try to get their essays from the day laborers, but instead of writing essays, they wrote letters to their "eses."
    38,603 views 00:01:39 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Garrison's a Lesbian

    Season 11
    D-Yikes!
    Garrison is too happy with her new found love of scissoring to care that the boys aren't prepared for class.
    14,400 views 00:01:19 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Dyke Fight

    Season 11
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    Garrison's dyke fight at Les Bos is interrupted by news that Persians may be closing down the bar.
    6,218 views 00:01:24 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Lesbians At City Hall

    Season 11
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    Garrison and the lesbians try to get the mayor's support, but the mayor wants nothing to do with it.
    3,466 views 00:00:54 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    The Battle

    Season 11
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    The Persians show up to redecorate the bar, a battle ensues when the lesbians refuse to let them in.
    22,383 views 00:01:48 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Rauf Xerxes

    Season 11
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    The Persian boss, Rauf Xerxes, shows up and decides that he will deal with the lesbians himself.
    4,159 views 00:00:51 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Mexican Spies

    Season 11
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    Hoping to dig up dirt on Xerxes, the lesbians hire the Mexican day laborers to put on a disguise and be their spies.
    4,647 views 00:01:34 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Coffee and Secrets

    Season 11
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    Garrison makes coffee as the Mexican spies return with Xerxes' secret. Xerxes demands to speak with Garrison alone.
    743 views 00:01:45 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Used to Be A Guy or Something

    Season 11
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    Garrison goes on an anti-men rampage in his classroom, assigning all the “penis-thinking boys” an extra-heavy workload.
    4,647 views 00:01:05 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Dyke Fight

    Season 11
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    Garrison picks a fight at the new lesbian bar, and things get heated.
    8,467 views 00:00:35 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Hot Scissoring

    Season 11
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    Mrs. Garrison finds out the "girl bar" is really a lesbian hang out. And let's just say, she's a little tittylated.
    91,887 views 00:02:01 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Les Bos Battle Royale

    Season 11
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    The lesbians, lead by Garrison, face off with the Persians to protect their cherished bar.
    13,974 views 00:01:48 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Who Needs Men?!

    Season 11
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    Ms. Garrison checks out the new "girl bar."
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