Cartman Needs a Miracle

As Dateline begins, Cartman prays to God for a miracle, since it is partly His fault.

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  1. About the Episode

    Le Petit Tourette Episode Air Date: Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, Cartman lines up an appearance with Chris Hansen on "Dateline NBC" to take advantage of his new life with no filters. But what happens when Cartman actually loses control over what he can and can't say?
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    What's Tourette's

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    While shopping for toys, Cartman finds out what Tourette's Syndrome is. Cartman sings about this wondrous discovery.
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    Cartman's Diagnosis

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    Cartman's mom is concerned about her son spouting profanities. She takes Cartman to the Neurology Center where he's diagnosed with Tourette's Syndrome.
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    Tourette's at School

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    Kyle is the only one at school who sees through Cartman's Tourette's. Craig is jealous of what Cartman can get away with saying.
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    Class Disturbance

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    Garrison is trying to teach the class but keeps getting interrupted by Cartman's profanities. Kyle snaps, and ends up getting in trouble.
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    Tourette's Children

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    Mr. Donaldson comes to school to promote Tourette's understanding. Kyle has to meet some children with Tourette's, where he learns how sad it really is.
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    Forced Apology

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    After the Tourette's group therapy session, Kyle's parents make him apologize to Cartman for his intolerance.
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    Dateline Commercial

    Season 11
    Le Petit Tourette
    Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC promotes his new special report on Tourette's Syndrome, featuring Eric Cartman.
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    The Game is On

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    After Kyle vows not to let him go on live television, Cartman inexplicably tells him that he wet his bed last night.
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    Cartman Panics

    Season 11
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    After being announced the Tourette's Syndrome spokesman, Cartman realizes he can't help but tell the truth, and his darkest secrets.
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    Cartman Takes a Seat

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    Cartman tries to get out of appearing on Dateline. Chris Hansen sits him down, and explains how fatal that could be.
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    Cartman Needs a Miracle

    Season 11
    Le Petit Tourette
    As Dateline begins, Cartman prays to God for a miracle, since it is partly His fault.
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    Kyle in Action

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    Kyle and Thomas try to sabotage the live taping of Dateline by luring pedophiles into the studio. where they ultimately shoot themselves.
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    Pedophile Panic

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    Kyle's plan to stop the taping of Dateline, by having pedophiles show up and kill themselves, is a success. Craig and Thomas become friends.
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    Answered Prayers

    Season 11
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    Although Kyle's plan was a success, he was still defeated by preventing Cartman from embarrassing himself on live TV.
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