South Park

Pedophile Panic

Season 11 E 8 • 10/03/2007

Dateline stops as scores of pedophiles kill themselves in the studio.

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01:40

Tourette's at School
South ParkS11 E8

Kyle is the only one at school who sees through Cartman's Tourette's. Craig is jealous of what Cartman can get away with saying.
10/03/2007
01:02

Class Disturbance
South ParkS11 E8

Garrison is trying to teach the class but keeps getting interrupted by Cartman's profanities. Kyle snaps, and ends up getting in trouble.
10/03/2007
02:48

Tourette's Children
South ParkS11 E8

Mr. Donaldson comes to school to promote Tourette's understanding. Kyle has to meet some children with Tourette's, where he learns how sad it really is.
10/03/2007
01:15

Forced Apology
South ParkS11 E8

After the Tourette's group therapy session, Kyle's parents make him apologize to Cartman for his intolerance.
10/03/2007
00:59

Dateline Commercial
South ParkS11 E8

Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC promotes his new special report on Tourette's Syndrome, featuring Eric Cartman.
10/03/2007
01:42

The Game is On
South ParkS11 E8

After Kyle vows not to let him go on live television, Cartman inexplicably tells him that he wet his bed last night.
10/03/2007
02:29

Cartman Panics
South ParkS11 E8

Cartman suddenly can't help what he says.
10/03/2007
01:31

Cartman Takes a Seat
South ParkS11 E8

Cartman tries to get out of appearing on Dateline. Chris Hansen sits him down, and explains how fatal that could be.
10/03/2007
01:00

Cartman Needs a Miracle
South ParkS11 E8

As Dateline begins, Cartman prays to God for a miracle, since it is partly His fault.
10/03/2007
01:21

Kyle in Action
South ParkS11 E8

Kyle and Thomas try to sabotage the live taping of Dateline by luring pedophiles into the studio. where they ultimately shoot themselves.
10/03/2007
01:23

Pedophile Panic
South ParkS11 E8

Kyle's plan to stop the taping of Dateline, by having pedophiles show up and kill themselves, is a success. Craig and Thomas become friends.
10/03/2007
00:37

Answered Prayers
South ParkS11 E8

Although Kyle's plan was a success, he was still defeated by preventing Cartman from embarrassing himself on live TV.
10/03/2007
02:19

Randy Takes a Crap
South ParkS11 E9

Randy has been constipated for three weeks. When he finally takes a crap, it's so big he can't help but show it off.
10/10/2007
01:38

It's Otherworldly
South ParkS11 E9

When his friends show some doubt about the impressiveness of his crap, Randy takes them to see it. Sharon doesn't see the big deal.
10/10/2007
00:54

Calling Guinness
South ParkS11 E9

Unfortunately the Guinness Book won't accept records for the biggest crap, but they redirect Randy to people who will.
10/10/2007
01:43

Crap Verification
South ParkS11 E9

The European Fecal Standards and Measurements members verify Randy's crap and make him the new world champion.
10/10/2007
00:39

Bono's Broken Record
South ParkS11 E9

While receiving another humanitarian award, Bono is informed his biggest crap record has been broken.
10/10/2007
01:55

Upstaged By Bono
South ParkS11 E9

At Randy's world record ceremony in Washington, a video of Bono is shown where he announces the record has been broken again.
10/10/2007
01:47

Randy Mourns His Loss
South ParkS11 E9

Randy is inconsolable after losing the world record to Bono. Sharon still just doesn't get it.
10/10/2007
01:33

That Was No Fluke Crap
South ParkS11 E9

Randy's friends convince him that he has a gift to make huge craps and he shouldn't waste that talent. They are going to help him beat the record.
10/10/2007
01:13

Bono's Demands
South ParkS11 E9

The news reports that Randy is going to attempt to beat the world record again. Bono makes demands to the EFSM to prove Randy doesn't cheat.
10/10/2007