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Randy Takes a Crap
Season 11
More Crap
Randy has been constipated for three weeks. When he finally takes a crap, it's so big he can't help but show it off.
Randy
Sharon
Stan
shelley
doctor
crap
P.F. Chang's
Emmy
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02:19
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Turkey Day With Tiger
Season 14
Sexual Healing
The boys play the new Tiger Woods video game.
255214
01:37
Tiger Woods
Thanksgiving
video game
golf
Cartman
Stan
Fight
Elin Woods
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Facing a Major Crisis
Season 14
Sexual Healing
The CDC discusses the recent outbreak of sex addiction in the country.
13788
01:50
scientists
CDC
Week
sex addicts
Meeting
global warming
love
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Nice Lady with the Handkerchief Test
Season 14
Sexual Healing
The 4th graders all get tested for sexual addiction.
13880
02:40
Garrison
scientist
vagina
Bush
Butters
Kenny
Kyle
sex addicts
Nice Lady with the Handkerchief Test
test
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What Handkerchief?
Season 14
Sexual Healing
The CDC addresses the growing threat, while the boys struggle to cope with their addiction.
1991
02:16
Kenny
funeral
CDC
sex addicts
Nice Lady with the Handkerchief Test
Kyle
Butters
Batman
Dead
Bush
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PRE-NUP POWER-UP!!
Season 14
Sexual Healing
Cartman and Stan really get into the new Tiger Woods video game.
5051
00:50
video game
Elin Woods
Tiger Woods
Cartman
Stan
golf
Fight
fighting
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Sex Addicts
Season 14
Sexual Healing
Kyle and Butters join some celebrities in sex rehab.
20085
01:22
Kyle
Butters
sex addicts
celebrities
Tits
Bill Clinton
David Letterman
David Duchovny
Michael Douglas
Bill Clinton
Eliot Spitzer
Ben Roethlisberger
Bush
Bummers
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Understanding the Outbreak
Season 14
Sexual Healing
The scientists test the effects of money on chimpanzees.
5308
01:15
money
Monkeys
CDC
talk show
scientists
test
sex addicts
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Turd in the Punch Bowl
Season 14
Sexual Healing
The sex addicts review the fundamental problem behind their addiction.
2334
01:29
Bummers
sex addicts
Butters
Kyle
Tiger Woods
Ben Roethlisberger
David Letterman
Bill Clinton
disease
turd in the punch bowl
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The Only Explanation
Season 14
Sexual Healing
The scientists voice their concerns about an epidemic to President Obama.
5855
01:39
Barack Obama
Michelle Obama
President
sex addicts
aliens
Independence Day
money
scientists
Independence Hall
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What Exactly Are We Doing NOW?
Season 14
Sexual Healing
Cartman and Stan get more into the video game, while Butters and Kyle continue therapy.
8308
01:08
Tiger Woods
press conference
Cartman
Stan
Elin Woods
Kyle
Butters
Helicopter
Bummers
video game
Bill Clinton
Ben Roethlisberger
David Letterman
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Find the Wizard Alien
Season 14
Sexual Healing
The S.W.A.T. team descends on Independence Hall as the search for the alien heats up.
1419
01:29
alien
Barack Obama
turd in the punch bowl
Independence Hall
President
S.W.A.T.
wizard alien
sex addicts
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Killing the Addiction
Season 14
Sexual Healing
Kyle and Butters join the government's hunt for the evil wizard alien.
1467
01:55
Barack Obama
President
S.W.A.T.
wizard alien
sex addicts
Independence Hall
Kyle
Butters
Bummers
guns
David Letterman
celebrities
Bill Clinton
Ben Roethlisberger
Charlie Sheen
David Duchovny
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Sex Addiction Is No More
Season 14
Sexual Healing
The nation is saved from the sex epidemic and the healing process can finally begin.
2296
01:43
Barack Obama
President
press conference
sex addicts
Elin Woods
Tiger Woods
golf
video game
Butters
Bush
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Sexual Healing
President Obama
Michelle Obama
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Preview - A Suggestive Picture
Season 14
Sexual Healing
Scientists visit Mr Garrison's Class to do some tests.
302684
0:19
preview
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All The Temptations
Season 14 of South Park is coming March 17th at 10p/9c on Comedy Central.
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00:19
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Our Ultimate Downfall
Season 14
Sexual Healing
Men gather to discuss their destructive behavior.
269322
00:33
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World Record
Season 11
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After seeing his crap, the guys at the bar agree that Stan's Dad should call the Guinness Book of World Records.
76149
2:32
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Randy Takes a Crap
Season 11
More Crap
Randy has been constipated for three weeks. When he finally takes a crap, it's so big he can't help but show it off.
25117
02:19
Randy
Sharon
Stan
shelley
doctor
crap
P.F. Chang's
Emmy
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It's Otherworldly
Season 11
More Crap
When his friends show some doubt about the impressiveness of his crap, Randy takes them to see it. Sharon doesn't see the big deal.
3446
01:37
Randy
Jimbo
Kenny's Dad
Kyle's dad
Butters' Dad
Redneck
crap
Guinness Book
Sharon
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Calling Guinness
Season 11
More Crap
Unfortunately the Guinness Book won't accept records for the biggest crap, but they redirect Randy to people who will.
1615
00:54
Randy
Jimbo
Kenny's Dad
Kyle's dad
Butters' Dad
Redneck
crap
Guinness Book
EFSM
Zurich
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Crap Verification
Season 11
More Crap
The European Fecal Standards and Measurements members verify Randy's crap and make him the new world champion.
4129
01:43
Zurich
EFSM
Courics
Randy
P.F. Chang's
Aunt Jemima
Sharon
crap
Katie Couric
World Champion
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Bono's Broken Record
Season 11
More Crap
While receiving another humanitarian award, Bono is informed his biggest crap record has been broken.
4579
00:39
Bono
Humanity Matters
Grammy Award
Academy Award
Golden Globe
Nobel Peace Prize
EFSM
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Upstaged By Bono
Season 11
More Crap
At Randy's world record ceremony in Washington, a video of Bono is shown where he announces the record has been broken again.
3708
01:55
Washington
D.C.
EFSM
Randy
Sharon
Stan
shelley
Bono
The King of Kong
crap
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Randy Mourns His Loss
Season 11
More Crap
Randy is inconsolable after losing the world record to Bono. Sharon still just doesn't get it.
2693
01:47
Randy
Sharon
Stan
dinner
Lasagna
Bono
Nobel Prize
crap
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That Was No Fluke Crap
Season 11
More Crap
Randy's friends convince him that he has a gift to make huge craps and he shouldn't waste that talent. They are going to help him beat the record.
1806
01:33
Randy
Jimbo
Kenny's Dad
Kyle's dad
Butters' Dad
Redneck
crap
The King of Kong
Bono
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Bono's Demands
Season 11
More Crap
The news reports that Randy is going to attempt to beat the world record again. Bono makes demands to the EFSM to prove Randy doesn't cheat.
9199
01:13
CNN
Sharon
Record
Randy
P.F. Chang's
Bono
Africa
The King of Kong
crap
EFSM
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Randy's Ultrasound
Season 11
More Crap
Randy gets an ultrasound and sees his growing crap for the first time. News comes that Randy has to fly to Zurich to take the crap, against doctor's orders.
2261
01:02
Randy
Radiologist
Ultrasound
Jimbo
Kyle's dad
Butters' Dad
crap
EFSM
Turd Trimester
Emmy
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Bono's Sore Spot
Season 11
More Crap
Stan tries talking Bono into letting his father be number one, just this once. Bono flips out when it's suggested he's number two.
3272
01:40
Bono
Stan
Butler
Sports Illustrated
awards
number two
crap
danger
Mansion
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It's Just Too Big
Season 11
More Crap
Randy attempts to crap at the EFSM headquarters in Zurich, but it's too big to pass. The doctor suggests a caesarean section.
2678
01:12
Zurich
EFSM
Randy
Bono
Sharon
Jimbo
crap
Radiologist
Caesarean
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Bono's Secret
Season 11
More Crap
On their way to Zurich, Bono's butler reveals to Stan that Bono isn't the record holder, he's actually the record.
3265
0:39
Autobahn
Stan
Butler
Bono
Record Holder
The Record
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Bono Is Crap
Season 11
More Crap
As Herr Brolof comforts Bono with biddy, he tells of how he defecated Bono in 1960 and raised him ever since. Randy finally takes his record breaking crap and wins the trophy, which looks a lot like an Emmy.
23479
02:50
EFSM
Randy
Bono
Stan
crap
Record
Herr Brolof
Biddy
number two
Emmy
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Sharon, You Gotta Come See This
Season 11
More Crap
Randy tries to show the family his new, humongous creation.
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01:47
Randy
Stan
Sharon
Shelly
poop
crap
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Stan's dad Randy becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap. Thinking his masterpiece would definitely be a contender, Randy contacts the organization that keeps track of the world record, the European Fecal Standards and Measurements Office in Zurich. All that stands in Randy's way of finally winning something is a certain rock star/humanitarian.
World Record
Season 11
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After seeing his crap, the guys at the bar agree that Stan's Dad should call the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Randy Takes a Crap
Season 11
More Crap
Randy has been constipated for three weeks. When he finally takes a crap, it's so big he can't help but show it off.
25117
02:19
Randy
Sharon
Stan
shelley
doctor
crap
P.F. Chang's
Emmy
add to playlist
It's Otherworldly
Season 11
More Crap
When his friends show some doubt about the impressiveness of his crap, Randy takes them to see it. Sharon doesn't see the big deal.
3446
01:37
Randy
Jimbo
Kenny's Dad
Kyle's dad
Butters' Dad
Redneck
crap
Guinness Book
Sharon
add to playlist
Calling Guinness
Season 11
More Crap
Unfortunately the Guinness Book won't accept records for the biggest crap, but they redirect Randy to people who will.
1615
00:54
Randy
Jimbo
Kenny's Dad
Kyle's dad
Butters' Dad
Redneck
crap
Guinness Book
EFSM
Zurich
add to playlist
Crap Verification
Season 11
More Crap
The European Fecal Standards and Measurements members verify Randy's crap and make him the new world champion.
4129
01:43
Zurich
EFSM
Courics
Randy
P.F. Chang's
Aunt Jemima
Sharon
crap
Katie Couric
World Champion
add to playlist
Bono's Broken Record
Season 11
More Crap
While receiving another humanitarian award, Bono is informed his biggest crap record has been broken.
4579
00:39
Bono
Humanity Matters
Grammy Award
Academy Award
Golden Globe
Nobel Peace Prize
EFSM
add to playlist
Upstaged By Bono
Season 11
More Crap
At Randy's world record ceremony in Washington, a video of Bono is shown where he announces the record has been broken again.
3708
01:55
Washington
D.C.
EFSM
Randy
Sharon
Stan
shelley
Bono
The King of Kong
crap
add to playlist
Randy Mourns His Loss
Season 11
More Crap
Randy is inconsolable after losing the world record to Bono. Sharon still just doesn't get it.
2693
01:47
Randy
Sharon
Stan
dinner
Lasagna
Bono
Nobel Prize
crap
add to playlist
That Was No Fluke Crap
Season 11
More Crap
Randy's friends convince him that he has a gift to make huge craps and he shouldn't waste that talent. They are going to help him beat the record.
1806
01:33
Randy
Jimbo
Kenny's Dad
Kyle's dad
Butters' Dad
Redneck
crap
The King of Kong
Bono
add to playlist
Bono's Demands
Season 11
More Crap
The news reports that Randy is going to attempt to beat the world record again. Bono makes demands to the EFSM to prove Randy doesn't cheat.
9199
01:13
CNN
Sharon
Record
Randy
P.F. Chang's
Bono
Africa
The King of Kong
crap
EFSM
add to playlist
Randy's Ultrasound
Season 11
More Crap
Randy gets an ultrasound and sees his growing crap for the first time. News comes that Randy has to fly to Zurich to take the crap, against doctor's orders.
2261
01:02
Randy
Radiologist
Ultrasound
Jimbo
Kyle's dad
Butters' Dad
crap
EFSM
Turd Trimester
Emmy
add to playlist
Bono's Sore Spot
Season 11
More Crap
Stan tries talking Bono into letting his father be number one, just this once. Bono flips out when it's suggested he's number two.
3272
01:40
Bono
Stan
Butler
Sports Illustrated
awards
number two
crap
danger
Mansion
add to playlist
It's Just Too Big
Season 11
More Crap
Randy attempts to crap at the EFSM headquarters in Zurich, but it's too big to pass. The doctor suggests a caesarean section.
2678
01:12
Zurich
EFSM
Randy
Bono
Sharon
Jimbo
crap
Radiologist
Caesarean
add to playlist
Bono's Secret
Season 11
More Crap
On their way to Zurich, Bono's butler reveals to Stan that Bono isn't the record holder, he's actually the record.
3265
0:39
Autobahn
Stan
Butler
Bono
Record Holder
The Record
add to playlist
Bono Is Crap
Season 11
More Crap
As Herr Brolof comforts Bono with biddy, he tells of how he defecated Bono in 1960 and raised him ever since. Randy finally takes his record breaking crap and wins the trophy, which looks a lot like an Emmy.
23479
02:50
EFSM
Randy
Bono
Stan
crap
Record
Herr Brolof
Biddy
number two
Emmy
add to playlist
Sharon, You Gotta Come See This
Season 11
More Crap
Randy tries to show the family his new, humongous creation.
9157
01:47
Randy
Stan
Sharon
Shelly
poop
crap
add to playlist