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Randy Takes a Crap
Season 11
More Crap
Randy has been constipated for three weeks. When he finally takes a crap, it's so big he can't help but show it off.
Randy
Sharon
Stan
shelley
Doctor
crap
P.F. Chang's
Emmy
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You Gotta Swim!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
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02:10
Stan
Jimmy
Kyle
Piss
Pee
swim
Cartman
minorities
Butters
2012
diary
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
Season 13
Pee
The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
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Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Stan's Dad
Kenny
Jimmy
Butters
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
minorities
Piss
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Not My Waterpark
Season 13
Pee
Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
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Cartman
Pi Pi's Splashtown
Song
minorities
water park
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The Myan's Predicted This
Season 13
Pee
Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
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Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Jimmy
Butters
Kenny
Pi Pi's Splashtown
minorities
water park
2012
math
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Almost All Pee
Season 13
Pee
Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
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scientist
Pi Pi's Splashtown
water park
lawyer
Pee
Piss
Pi Pi
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!
Season 13
Pee
Disaster strikes the water park.
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Pi Pi
Pi Pi's Splashtown
2012
Kenny
Kyle
Pee
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Cartman
flood
minorities
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Almost All P, No H
Season 13
Pee
The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
water park
police
scientist
Stan's Dad
Randy
monkey
Piss
Pee
Fire Marshal
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Pee Meltdown
Season 13
Pee
Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
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Randy
Sharon
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Pi Pi's Splashtown
monkey
Pee
Piss
scientist
Fire Marshal
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The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming
Season 13
Pee
The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
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Pi Pi
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Piss
Pee
shower
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The Minority World
Season 13
Pee
After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.
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minorities
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Drink the Pee
Season 13
Pee
Kyle prepares for his big dive.
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Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Pi Pi
Pee
Piss
water park
The Abyss
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The Antidote
Season 13
Pee
The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
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scientist
Stan's Dad
Fire Marshal
monkey
Piss
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
banana
Kurt Russell
Randy
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EAT THE BANANA!!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle finally bites the bullet, just in time to be rescued.
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Kyle
Pee
Piss
Pi Pi's Splashtown
Pi Pi
Stan
Jimmy
Butters
Stan's Dad
Randy
Fire Marshal
banana
2012
Cartman
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Preview - Going to the Water Park
Season 13
Pee
Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.
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Medical Jargon
Season 2
Chef Aid
Mr. Garrison rushes the burnt Mr. Twig to the hospital. The doctors don't know what to make of it.
572
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Garrison
Mr. Twig
Hell's Pass Hospital
Doctor
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Cartman's Diagnosis
Season 11
Le Petit Tourette
Cartman's mom is concerned about her son spouting profanities. She takes Cartman to the Neurology Center where he's diagnosed with Tourette's Syndrome.
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Colorado Neurology Center
Cartman
Cartman's Mom
Doctor
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Cartman's a Ginger
Season 9
Ginger Kids
Now that Cartman has Gingervitus, the doctor suggests his mother put him down... Or at least keep him out of the sun.
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Cartman
Doctor
Gingervitus
Cartman's Mom
Sun Light
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Garrison Locked Up
Season 2
Chef Aid
Mr. Garrison is caught yelling at Mr. Hat and throwing him out of the house. Officer Barbrady and the doctors lock him up.
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Garrison
Mr. Hat
Officer Barbrady
fruitcake
Doctor
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A People Doctor
Season 8
Good Times with Weapons
Butters finally makes it to the hospital but Dr. Doctor mistakes him for a dog and calls the animal shelter.
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00:37
Doctor
Nurse
Butters
Hell's Pass Hospital
Dog
Eye
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Breast Reduction
Season 6
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Bebe asks a doctor about getting breast reduction surgery. The doctor not only thinks she's insane, but that she's too young.
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Doctor
Bebe
Boobs
Breast Reduction Surgery
Britney Spears
Marine Biologist
Hell's Pass Hospital
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Wendy Buys Boobs
Season 6
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Wendy wants breast implants, and any reservations the doctor might have about doing this procedure on an eight-year-old girl go out the window when she mentions she's got $3000.
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Wendy
Doctor
Breast Implants
$3000
Wendy's Mom
Hell's Pass Hospital
surgery
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Shelley Has Chickenpox
Season 2
Chickenpox
An epidemic of chickenpox is spreading through South Park and lands Shelley in the hospital.
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shelley
Stan
Hell's Pass Hospital
Doctor
Chickenpox
Herpes
stan's mom
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Stan's Missing
Season 2
Chickenpox
Stan's missing and if they don't find him soon, chickenpox will make him think he's David Duchovny and he could die.
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Stan
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Doctor
David Duchovny
Hell's Pass Hospital
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Randy Takes a Crap
Season 11
More Crap
Randy has been constipated for three weeks. When he finally takes a crap, it's so big he can't help but show it off.
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Randy
Sharon
Stan
shelley
Doctor
crap
P.F. Chang's
Emmy
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Psychiatrist Visit
Season 10
The Return of Chef
Dr. Neeland diagnoses Chef as being brainwashed and recommends treatment.
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Chef
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Religion
Doctor
Office
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Peppermint Hippo
Season 10
The Return of Chef
Chef is blow-darted by the Super Adventure Club immediately after he's cured by a unique stripper.
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Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Chef
Religion
Doctor
Super Adventure Club
Stripper
Strip Club
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Stan's dad Randy becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap. Thinking his masterpiece would definitely be a contender, Randy contacts the organization that keeps track of the world record, the European Fecal Standards and Measurements Office in Zurich. All that stands in Randy's way of finally winning something is a certain rock star/humanitarian.
World Record
Season 11
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After seeing his crap, the guys at the bar agree that Stan's Dad should call the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Randy Takes a Crap
Season 11
More Crap
Randy has been constipated for three weeks. When he finally takes a crap, it's so big he can't help but show it off.
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Randy
Sharon
Stan
shelley
Doctor
crap
P.F. Chang's
Emmy
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It's Otherworldly
Season 11
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When his friends show some doubt about the impressiveness of his crap, Randy takes them to see it. Sharon doesn't see the big deal.
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Jimbo
Kenny's Dad
Kyle's dad
Butters' Dad
Redneck
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Calling Guinness
Season 11
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Unfortunately the Guinness Book won't accept records for the biggest crap, but they redirect Randy to people who will.
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Jimbo
Kenny's Dad
Kyle's dad
Butters' Dad
Redneck
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Crap Verification
Season 11
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The European Fecal Standards and Measurements members verify Randy's crap and make him the new world champion.
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EFSM
Courics
Randy
P.F. Chang's
Aunt Jemima
Sharon
crap
Katie Couric
World Champion
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Bono's Broken Record
Season 11
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While receiving another humanitarian award, Bono is informed his biggest crap record has been broken.
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Bono
Humanity Matters
Grammy Award
Academy Award
Golden Globe
Nobel Peace Prize
EFSM
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Upstaged By Bono
Season 11
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At Randy's world record ceremony in Washington, a video of Bono is shown where he announces the record has been broken again.
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D.C.
EFSM
Randy
Sharon
Stan
shelley
Bono
The King of Kong
crap
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Randy Mourns His Loss
Season 11
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Randy is inconsolable after losing the world record to Bono. Sharon still just doesn't get it.
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Randy
Sharon
Stan
Dinner
Lasagna
Bono
Nobel Prize
crap
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That Was No Fluke Crap
Season 11
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Randy's friends convince him that he has a gift to make huge craps and he shouldn't waste that talent. They are going to help him beat the record.
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Randy
Jimbo
Kenny's Dad
Kyle's dad
Butters' Dad
Redneck
crap
The King of Kong
Bono
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Bono's Demands
Season 11
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The news reports that Randy is going to attempt to beat the world record again. Bono makes demands to the EFSM to prove Randy doesn't cheat.
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CNN
Sharon
Record
Randy
P.F. Chang's
Bono
Africa
The King of Kong
crap
EFSM
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Randy's Ultrasound
Season 11
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Randy gets an ultrasound and sees his growing crap for the first time. News comes that Randy has to fly to Zurich to take the crap, against doctor's orders.
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Randy
Radiologist
Ultrasound
Jimbo
Kyle's dad
Butters' Dad
crap
EFSM
Turd Trimester
Emmy
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Bono's Sore Spot
Season 11
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Stan tries talking Bono into letting his father be number one, just this once. Bono flips out when it's suggested he's number two.
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Stan
Butler
Sports Illustrated
Awards
number two
crap
Danger
Mansion
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It's Just Too Big
Season 11
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Randy attempts to crap at the EFSM headquarters in Zurich, but it's too big to pass. The doctor suggests a caesarean section.
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Zurich
EFSM
Randy
Bono
Sharon
Jimbo
crap
Radiologist
Caesarean
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Bono's Secret
Season 11
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On their way to Zurich, Bono's butler reveals to Stan that Bono isn't the record holder, he's actually the record.
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Autobahn
Stan
Butler
Bono
1960
Record Holder
The Record
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Bono Is Crap
Season 11
More Crap
As Herr Brolof comforts Bono with biddy, he tells of how he defecated Bono in 1960 and raised him ever since. Randy finally takes his record breaking crap and wins the trophy, which looks a lot like an Emmy.
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EFSM
Randy
Bono
Stan
crap
Record
Herr Brolof
Biddy
number two
Emmy
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