Calling Guinness

Unfortunately the Guinness Book won't accept records for the biggest crap, but they redirect Randy to people who will.

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    More Crap Episode Air Date: Stan's dad Randy becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap. Thinking his masterpiece would definitely be a contender, Randy contacts the organization that keeps track of the world record, the European Fecal Standards and Measurements Office in Zurich. All that stands in Randy's way of finally winning something is a certain rock star/humanitarian.
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    World Record

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    After seeing his crap, the guys at the bar agree that Stan's Dad should call the Guinness Book of World Records.
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    Randy Takes a Crap

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    Randy has been constipated for three weeks. When he finally takes a crap, it's so big he can't help but show it off.
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    It's Otherworldly

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    When his friends show some doubt about the impressiveness of his crap, Randy takes them to see it. Sharon doesn't see the big deal.
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    Calling Guinness

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    Unfortunately the Guinness Book won't accept records for the biggest crap, but they redirect Randy to people who will.
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    Crap Verification

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    The European Fecal Standards and Measurements members verify Randy's crap and make him the new world champion.
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    Bono's Broken Record

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    While receiving another humanitarian award, Bono is informed his biggest crap record has been broken.
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    Upstaged By Bono

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    At Randy's world record ceremony in Washington, a video of Bono is shown where he announces the record has been broken again.
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    Randy Mourns His Loss

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    Randy is inconsolable after losing the world record to Bono. Sharon still just doesn't get it.
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    That Was No Fluke Crap

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    Randy's friends convince him that he has a gift to make huge craps and he shouldn't waste that talent. They are going to help him beat the record.
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    Bono's Demands

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    The news reports that Randy is going to attempt to beat the world record again. Bono makes demands to the EFSM to prove Randy doesn't cheat.
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    Randy's Ultrasound

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    Randy gets an ultrasound and sees his growing crap for the first time. News comes that Randy has to fly to Zurich to take the crap, against doctor's orders.
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    Bono's Sore Spot

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    Stan tries talking Bono into letting his father be number one, just this once. Bono flips out when it's suggested he's number two.
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    It's Just Too Big

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    Randy attempts to crap at the EFSM headquarters in Zurich, but it's too big to pass. The doctor suggests a caesarean section.
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    Bono's Secret

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    On their way to Zurich, Bono's butler reveals to Stan that Bono isn't the record holder, he's actually the record.
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    Bono Is Crap

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    As Herr Brolof comforts Bono with biddy, he tells of how he defecated Bono in 1960 and raised him ever since. Randy finally takes his record breaking crap and wins the trophy, which looks a lot like an Emmy.
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    Sharon, You Gotta Come See This

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    Randy tries to show the family his new, humongous creation.
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