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That Was No Fluke Crap
Season 11
More Crap
Randy's friends convince him that he has a gift to make huge craps and he shouldn't waste that talent. They are going to help him beat the record.
Randy
Jimbo
Kenny's Dad
Kyle's dad
Butters' Dad
Redneck
crap
The King of Kong
Bono
995
01:33
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Happy Thanksgiving! Gobble! Gobble!
Jay Leno Thanksgiving Special
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
Jay Leno visits South Park Elementary to find out what Thanksgiving means to the kids.
85887
2:52
Jay Leno
Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving Special
chin
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
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All For Nothing
Season 4
Helen Keller! The Musical
The kindergarten class perform their Thanksgiving show - which is not as extravagant as Butters warned.
17512
00:50
Garrison
Kindergarten
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Timmy
Gobbles
Thanksgiving
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Braveheart
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
Chef gives the town of South Park a motivational speech before leading them into battle against the evil turkeys.
4101
01:10
the mayor
evil turkeys
Chef
motivational speech
Stan
Kyle
turkey speech
horse
warrior
braveheart
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Martha Stewart Living
Season 6
Red Hot Catholic Love
When a new eating method sweeps the nation, even Martha Stewart joins in and eats a turkey with her ass.
5343
01:10
Martha Stewart
Living
Turkey
Federal Agents
Lubricating Gel
Squat
Baste
Intero-Rectogestion
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Sports Watch
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
While watching the "Terrance and Phillip Thanksgiving Special," the boys see an infomercial to help starving children. Donating will get them a free watch, so they do it.
7293
01:44
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Mrs. Cartman
Terrance and Phillip
Thanksgiving Special
Sally Struthers
Ethiopian
Cheesy poofs
Africa
Full House
vas deferens
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Holiday Dinner
Season 2
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
Stan's family is dead to him. The boys can't believe the Cartman family's disgusting dinner manners.
3642
01:36
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman's Mom
Stan
Cartman's Grandma
Cartman's Grandpa
Catheter Bag
Cousin Elvin
Uncle Howard
pot pie
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Can Opener?
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
The McCormicks sit down to a Thanksgiving dinner of canned green beans. Unfortunately, they don't have a can opener.
1715
00:30
Mrs.. mccormick
Mr.. mccormick
kevin
Kenny
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The Battle Against The Turkeys
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
The town wins it's battle against the turkeys. The Secret Service agents come back for Starvin' Marvin and he leaves with a turkey.
4268
01:40
starvin' marvin
Kenny
Kyle
Killed Kenny
Stan
Dr. Mephisto
Chef
Officer Barbrady
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Picking a Turkey
Season 4
Helen Keller! The Musical
Kyle and Timmy go to a farm to get a turkey for the play. Timmy picks out a "messed up one" bound for execution.
17958
00:53
Kyle
Play
Timmy
Thanksgiving
Turkey
Gobbles
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We Found An Ethernopian
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
When the doorbell rings at Cartman's house, the boys expect to get their free digital watch. Instead, they get Starvin' Marvin, an Ethiopian child.
4971
01:31
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Mrs. Cartman
Cartman's Mom
Terrance and Phillip
starvin' marvin
Ethiopian
adoption
digital sports watch
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Alinicia, the Broadway Turkey
Season 4
Helen Keller! The Musical
Alinicia, the Broadway turkey won't work with other turkeys, and Timmy won't work unless Gobbles is in the show.
1473
01:48
Cartman
Play
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Timmy
Clyde
Geoffrey Maynard
LaMonde
Gobbles
Helen Keller
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World Record
Season 11
More Crap
After seeing his crap, the guys at the bar agree that Stan's Dad should call the Guinness Book of World Records.
74383
2:32
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Randy Takes a Crap
Season 11
More Crap
Randy has been constipated for three weeks. When he finally takes a crap, it's so big he can't help but show it off.
8986
02:19
Randy
Sharon
Stan
shelley
Doctor
crap
P.F. Chang's
Emmy
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It's Otherworldly
Season 11
More Crap
When his friends show some doubt about the impressiveness of his crap, Randy takes them to see it. Sharon doesn't see the big deal.
1477
01:37
Randy
Jimbo
Kenny's Dad
Kyle's dad
Butters' Dad
Redneck
crap
Guinness Book
Sharon
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Calling Guinness
Season 11
More Crap
Unfortunately the Guinness Book won't accept records for the biggest crap, but they redirect Randy to people who will.
1060
00:54
Randy
Jimbo
Kenny's Dad
Kyle's dad
Butters' Dad
Redneck
crap
Guinness Book
EFSM
Zurich
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Crap Verification
Season 11
More Crap
The European Fecal Standards and Measurements members verify Randy's crap and make him the new world champion.
1829
01:43
Zurich
EFSM
Courics
Randy
P.F. Chang's
Aunt Jemima
Sharon
crap
Katie Couric
World Champion
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Bono's Broken Record
Season 11
More Crap
While receiving another humanitarian award, Bono is informed his biggest crap record has been broken.
2334
00:39
Bono
Humanity Matters
Grammy Award
Academy Award
Golden Globe
Nobel Peace Prize
EFSM
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Upstaged By Bono
Season 11
More Crap
At Randy's world record ceremony in Washington, a video of Bono is shown where he announces the record has been broken again.
1608
01:55
Washington
D.C.
EFSM
Randy
Sharon
Stan
shelley
Bono
The King of Kong
crap
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Randy Mourns His Loss
Season 11
More Crap
Randy is inconsolable after losing the world record to Bono. Sharon still just doesn't get it.
1694
01:47
Randy
Sharon
Stan
Dinner
Lasagna
Bono
Nobel Prize
crap
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That Was No Fluke Crap
Season 11
More Crap
Randy's friends convince him that he has a gift to make huge craps and he shouldn't waste that talent. They are going to help him beat the record.
995
01:33
Randy
Jimbo
Kenny's Dad
Kyle's dad
Butters' Dad
Redneck
crap
The King of Kong
Bono
add to playlist
Bono's Demands
Season 11
More Crap
The news reports that Randy is going to attempt to beat the world record again. Bono makes demands to the EFSM to prove Randy doesn't cheat.
6123
01:13
CNN
Sharon
Record
Randy
P.F. Chang's
Bono
Africa
The King of Kong
crap
EFSM
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Randy's Ultrasound
Season 11
More Crap
Randy gets an ultrasound and sees his growing crap for the first time. News comes that Randy has to fly to Zurich to take the crap, against doctor's orders.
971
01:02
Randy
Radiologist
Ultrasound
Jimbo
Kyle's dad
Butters' Dad
crap
EFSM
Turd Trimester
Emmy
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Bono's Sore Spot
Season 11
More Crap
Stan tries talking Bono into letting his father be number one, just this once. Bono flips out when it's suggested he's number two.
1129
01:40
Bono
Stan
Butler
Sports Illustrated
Awards
number two
crap
Danger
Mansion
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It's Just Too Big
Season 11
More Crap
Randy attempts to crap at the EFSM headquarters in Zurich, but it's too big to pass. The doctor suggests a caesarean section.
1238
01:12
Zurich
EFSM
Randy
Bono
Sharon
Jimbo
crap
Radiologist
Caesarean
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Bono's Secret
Season 11
More Crap
On their way to Zurich, Bono's butler reveals to Stan that Bono isn't the record holder, he's actually the record.
1228
0:39
Autobahn
Stan
Butler
Bono
1960
Record Holder
The Record
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Bono Is Crap
Season 11
More Crap
As Herr Brolof comforts Bono with biddy, he tells of how he defecated Bono in 1960 and raised him ever since. Randy finally takes his record breaking crap and wins the trophy, which looks a lot like an Emmy.
6241
02:50
EFSM
Randy
Bono
Stan
crap
Record
Herr Brolof
Biddy
number two
Emmy
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That Was No Fluke Crap
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10.10.07
Stan's dad Randy becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap. Thinking his masterpiece would definitely be a contender, Randy contacts the organization that keeps track of the world record, the European Fecal Standards and Measurements Office in Zurich. All that stands in Randy's way of finally winning something is a certain rock star/humanitarian.
World Record
Season 11
More Crap
After seeing his crap, the guys at the bar agree that Stan's Dad should call the Guinness Book of World Records.
74383
2:32
add to playlist
Randy Takes a Crap
Season 11
More Crap
Randy has been constipated for three weeks. When he finally takes a crap, it's so big he can't help but show it off.
8986
02:19
Randy
Sharon
Stan
shelley
Doctor
crap
P.F. Chang's
Emmy
add to playlist
It's Otherworldly
Season 11
More Crap
When his friends show some doubt about the impressiveness of his crap, Randy takes them to see it. Sharon doesn't see the big deal.
1477
01:37
Randy
Jimbo
Kenny's Dad
Kyle's dad
Butters' Dad
Redneck
crap
Guinness Book
Sharon
add to playlist
Calling Guinness
Season 11
More Crap
Unfortunately the Guinness Book won't accept records for the biggest crap, but they redirect Randy to people who will.
1060
00:54
Randy
Jimbo
Kenny's Dad
Kyle's dad
Butters' Dad
Redneck
crap
Guinness Book
EFSM
Zurich
add to playlist
Crap Verification
Season 11
More Crap
The European Fecal Standards and Measurements members verify Randy's crap and make him the new world champion.
1829
01:43
Zurich
EFSM
Courics
Randy
P.F. Chang's
Aunt Jemima
Sharon
crap
Katie Couric
World Champion
add to playlist
Bono's Broken Record
Season 11
More Crap
While receiving another humanitarian award, Bono is informed his biggest crap record has been broken.
2334
00:39
Bono
Humanity Matters
Grammy Award
Academy Award
Golden Globe
Nobel Peace Prize
EFSM
add to playlist
Upstaged By Bono
Season 11
More Crap
At Randy's world record ceremony in Washington, a video of Bono is shown where he announces the record has been broken again.
1608
01:55
Washington
D.C.
EFSM
Randy
Sharon
Stan
shelley
Bono
The King of Kong
crap
add to playlist
Randy Mourns His Loss
Season 11
More Crap
Randy is inconsolable after losing the world record to Bono. Sharon still just doesn't get it.
1694
01:47
Randy
Sharon
Stan
Dinner
Lasagna
Bono
Nobel Prize
crap
add to playlist
That Was No Fluke Crap
Season 11
More Crap
Randy's friends convince him that he has a gift to make huge craps and he shouldn't waste that talent. They are going to help him beat the record.
995
01:33
Randy
Jimbo
Kenny's Dad
Kyle's dad
Butters' Dad
Redneck
crap
The King of Kong
Bono
add to playlist
Bono's Demands
Season 11
More Crap
The news reports that Randy is going to attempt to beat the world record again. Bono makes demands to the EFSM to prove Randy doesn't cheat.
6123
01:13
CNN
Sharon
Record
Randy
P.F. Chang's
Bono
Africa
The King of Kong
crap
EFSM
add to playlist
Randy's Ultrasound
Season 11
More Crap
Randy gets an ultrasound and sees his growing crap for the first time. News comes that Randy has to fly to Zurich to take the crap, against doctor's orders.
971
01:02
Randy
Radiologist
Ultrasound
Jimbo
Kyle's dad
Butters' Dad
crap
EFSM
Turd Trimester
Emmy
add to playlist
Bono's Sore Spot
Season 11
More Crap
Stan tries talking Bono into letting his father be number one, just this once. Bono flips out when it's suggested he's number two.
1129
01:40
Bono
Stan
Butler
Sports Illustrated
Awards
number two
crap
Danger
Mansion
add to playlist
It's Just Too Big
Season 11
More Crap
Randy attempts to crap at the EFSM headquarters in Zurich, but it's too big to pass. The doctor suggests a caesarean section.
1238
01:12
Zurich
EFSM
Randy
Bono
Sharon
Jimbo
crap
Radiologist
Caesarean
add to playlist
Bono's Secret
Season 11
More Crap
On their way to Zurich, Bono's butler reveals to Stan that Bono isn't the record holder, he's actually the record.
1228
0:39
Autobahn
Stan
Butler
Bono
1960
Record Holder
The Record
add to playlist
Bono Is Crap
Season 11
More Crap
As Herr Brolof comforts Bono with biddy, he tells of how he defecated Bono in 1960 and raised him ever since. Randy finally takes his record breaking crap and wins the trophy, which looks a lot like an Emmy.
6241
02:50
EFSM
Randy
Bono
Stan
crap
Record
Herr Brolof
Biddy
number two
Emmy
add to playlist