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Abraham Lincoln

Season 11

The List

Kyle was thinking about burning the school down when Abraham Lincoln's ghost shows up to show him that being ugly isn't as bad as he thinks.

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  1. The List 11.14.07 The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.
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    Butters Has News

    Season 11
    The List
    The boys plan to out think the girls to get the list that rates each boy's looks from the cutest to the ugliest.
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    Girls Don't Have Balls

    Season 11
    The List
    After a failed attempt, and a valuable lesson, the boys manage to steal the girls' list. Kyle doesn't see what the big deal is until he finds out he was voted ugliest boy.
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    No Grounding

    Season 11
    The List
    Butters' parents don't have to ground him since he isn't the ugliest boy in class.
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    Your Mother's Nose

    Season 11
    The List
    Kyle tells his family about being voted ugliest boy in class. Being told he has his father's looks and his mother's nose does nothing for his confidence.
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    The Ugly Kids

    Season 11
    The List
    Feeling like an outcast at school, Kyle takes Cartman's advice and starts to hang around the other ugly kids.
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    Down to the Gwound

    Season 11
    The List
    Kyle listens to Yamal talk about wanting to burn down the school, and then attempts to give an ugly girl a makeover.
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    If It Pleases and Sparkles

    Season 11
    The List
    Wendy brings Stan along to the next list making meeting so he can try to get last week's list changed. The suggestion of changing a list does not sit well with the girls.
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    Abraham Lincoln

    Season 11
    The List
    Kyle was thinking about burning the school down when Abraham Lincoln's ghost shows up to show him that being ugly isn't as bad as he thinks.
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    Uncovering a Secret

    Season 11
    The List
    When Wendy brings some list voting discrepancies to Rebecca's attention, Rebecca tells her to stop digging around and let it go.
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    Kyle's School Supplies

    Season 11
    The List
    Kyle checks out of True Value Hardware with enough flammable liquids to burn down something the size of his school.
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    Biggest Liars

    Season 11
    The List
    Wendy and Stan talk to the Secretary and Honorary Chair of the Girls' Club. After Wendy presents her evidence, the other girls threaten to discredit her and reveal the broader scope of the rigged list.
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    It Was About Shoes!?

    Season 11
    The List
    Wendy and Stan tell Kyle about the falsified list just as he's about to burn the school down. Bebe shows up with a gun, some attitude and a pair of shoes. The police show up just in time, for everyone except Kenny.
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    I'm Not Fat, I'm Buff

    Season 11
    The List
    The Girls make a List that rates all the Boys from hottest to ugliest, and the Boys will stop at nothing to get their hands on it.
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