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Preview Clip - Middle Class White Boy
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman can't wait to start his new substitute teaching job.
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Kyle
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Kenny
Bus Stop
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You Gotta Swim!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
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02:10
Stan
Jimmy
Kyle
Piss
Pee
swim
Cartman
minorities
Butters
2012
diary
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
Season 13
Pee
The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
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01:51
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Stan's Dad
Kenny
Jimmy
Butters
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
minorities
Piss
water park
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Not My Waterpark
Season 13
Pee
Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
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02:12
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
Song
minorities
water park
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The Myan's Predicted This
Season 13
Pee
Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
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01:48
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Jimmy
Butters
Kenny
Pi Pi's Splashtown
minorities
water park
2012
math
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Almost All Pee
Season 13
Pee
Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
1813
01:29
scientist
Pi Pi's Splashtown
water park
lawyer
Pee
Piss
Pi Pi
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!
Season 13
Pee
Disaster strikes the water park.
22877
01:31
Pi Pi
Pi Pi's Splashtown
2012
Kenny
Kyle
Pee
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Cartman
flood
minorities
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Almost All P, No H
Season 13
Pee
The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
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01:22
Pi Pi's Splashtown
water park
police
scientist
Stan's Dad
Randy
monkey
Piss
Pee
Fire Marshal
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Pee Meltdown
Season 13
Pee
Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
1774
01:27
Randy
Sharon
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Pi Pi's Splashtown
monkey
Pee
Piss
scientist
Fire Marshal
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The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming
Season 13
Pee
The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
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01:27
Pi Pi
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Piss
Pee
shower
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The Minority World
Season 13
Pee
After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.
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01:23
Cartman
minorities
future
diary
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Drink the Pee
Season 13
Pee
Kyle prepares for his big dive.
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01:03
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Pi Pi
Pee
Piss
water park
The Abyss
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The Antidote
Season 13
Pee
The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
1741
01:48
scientist
Stan's Dad
Fire Marshal
monkey
Piss
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
banana
Kurt Russell
Randy
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EAT THE BANANA!!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle finally bites the bullet, just in time to be rescued.
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01:42
Kyle
Pee
Piss
Pi Pi's Splashtown
Pi Pi
Stan
Jimmy
Butters
Stan's Dad
Randy
Fire Marshal
banana
2012
Cartman
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Preview - Going to the Water Park
Season 13
Pee
Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.
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Preview Clip - Middle Class White Boy
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman can't wait to start his new substitute teaching job.
125064
0:14
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Bus Stop
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I Deserve a Penis!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison realizes that her sex change was a mistake.
22075
1:18
Garrison
Stan
penises
principal victoria
Mr. Mackey
Kyle
Cartman
Classroom
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Who's Teacher Now!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison is removed from his teaching duties and Cartman takes his place.
48357
1:10
Cartman
Kyle
principal victoria
Classroom
Teacher
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As Seen on TV
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms.Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.
17314
1:21
Garrison
scientist
penises
Lab
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Don't Commend Me!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Eric's success as a substitute teacher leads to a new job opportunity.
2049
0:50
Cartman
Mr. Mackey
principal victoria
Denver Schools
Teacher
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Eek, A Penis! - Mr. Cartmanez
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Eric Cartmanez starts his first day as a Calculus teacher in the inner-city.
85470
1:57
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
Troubled Kid
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My Penis Looks Great
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.
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0:50
Garrison
penises
scientist
Lab
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How Do I Reach These Kids?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.
191046
1:21
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Denver Schools
parody
cheat
How Do I Reach These Kids
Troubled Kid
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Boys, Have You Seen My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison is looking everywhere for his escaped penis.
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0:22
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Butters
Garrison
penises
cheese
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What's the Score, Jefe?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
A troubled kid learns a painful lesson from Mr. Cartmanez.
5359
1:14
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
basketball
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I Think That's Teachers Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Butter's mom finds a surprise in the kitchen.
3552
0:57
Butters
Butters' Mom
Butters' Dad
Butters' Parents
Eek!
penises
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I Misinterpreted the Rules
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
The students begin to trust Mr. Cartmanez.
33048
1:01
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
football
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You're Not My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison's penis rampages all over South Park, terrifying the local women.
2038
1:00
Garrison
penises
Eek!
Butters
Butters' Dad
shopping
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How White Girls Cheat
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
One of Mr. Cartmanez's students needs his advice.
11217
1:39
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Denver Schools
football
cheat
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
Catholic
Abortion
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Long Whiskers, or Short?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison enlists the South Park Police to help find her runaway penis.
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0:33
Garrison
penises
police station
Sergeant Yates
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Eek!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison's penis goes out for Italian.
21891
1:40
Garrison
penises
Italian Restaurant
songs
police
parody
Eek!
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Amazing Test Scores
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
The students recieve good news and bad news about their test scores.
42670
1:26
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
parody
standardized test
cheat
How Do I Reach These Kids
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Its My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison gives up her hopes of ever becoming a man again.
11221
0:50
Garrison
penises
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Happy Endings
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Mr. Garrison and Cartman both find happiness.
1919
1:40
Garrison
Ms. Garrison
penises
Denver Schools
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Moonlight Duet
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
The mouse and Garrison's new penis sing under the moon and stars.
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Garrison
Mr. Garrison
Ms. Garrison
Mrs. Garrison
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superiorsavior
Showing his stripes again
Wow, Kahl's trying to warn some sense into his arch enemy and save his life... again. He really needs to learn not to care.
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tjcha13
Preview Clip - Middle Class White Boy
i hate kyle
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ClownCarOnFire
Preview Clip - Middle Class White Boy
Haha, that was totally me when I went to school....except I'm a girl..but still.
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acdckicksbootie
GAY
this show is funny but sum episodes r gay !!
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KYLEZ#1FAN
Haha.
Yeah, go Kyle!
I love how he says it.
"They are going to f***ing. Murder you"
Ha.
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Eek, A Penis!
04.09.08
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
Preview Clip - Middle Class White Boy
Season 12
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Cartman can't wait to start his new substitute teaching job.
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Kenny
Bus Stop
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I Deserve a Penis!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison realizes that her sex change was a mistake.
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Who's Teacher Now!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison is removed from his teaching duties and Cartman takes his place.
48357
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Cartman
Kyle
principal victoria
Classroom
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As Seen on TV
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms.Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.
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Garrison
scientist
penises
Lab
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Don't Commend Me!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Eric's success as a substitute teacher leads to a new job opportunity.
2049
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Mr. Mackey
principal victoria
Denver Schools
Teacher
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Eek, A Penis! - Mr. Cartmanez
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Eric Cartmanez starts his first day as a Calculus teacher in the inner-city.
85470
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Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Denver Schools
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My Penis Looks Great
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.
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penises
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Lab
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How Do I Reach These Kids?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.
191046
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Cartman
Denver Schools
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How Do I Reach These Kids
Troubled Kid
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Boys, Have You Seen My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison is looking everywhere for his escaped penis.
23285
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Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Butters
Garrison
penises
cheese
add to playlist
What's the Score, Jefe?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
A troubled kid learns a painful lesson from Mr. Cartmanez.
5359
1:14
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
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I Think That's Teachers Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Butter's mom finds a surprise in the kitchen.
3552
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Butters
Butters' Mom
Butters' Dad
Butters' Parents
Eek!
penises
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I Misinterpreted the Rules
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
The students begin to trust Mr. Cartmanez.
33048
1:01
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
football
add to playlist
You're Not My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison's penis rampages all over South Park, terrifying the local women.
2038
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Garrison
penises
Eek!
Butters
Butters' Dad
shopping
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How White Girls Cheat
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
One of Mr. Cartmanez's students needs his advice.
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Cartman
Denver Schools
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Long Whiskers, or Short?
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Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison enlists the South Park Police to help find her runaway penis.
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Eek!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison's penis goes out for Italian.
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parody
Eek!
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Amazing Test Scores
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
The students recieve good news and bad news about their test scores.
42670
1:26
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
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standardized test
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How Do I Reach These Kids
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Its My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison gives up her hopes of ever becoming a man again.
11221
0:50
Garrison
penises
add to playlist
Happy Endings
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Mr. Garrison and Cartman both find happiness.
1919
1:40
Garrison
Ms. Garrison
penises
Denver Schools
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Moonlight Duet
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
The mouse and Garrison's new penis sing under the moon and stars.
11281
0:40
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Mr. Garrison
Ms. Garrison
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