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Preview Clip - Middle Class White Boy
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman can't wait to start his new substitute teaching job.
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Kyle
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Kenny
Bus Stop
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The Dolphin Encounter
Season 13
Whale Whores
The Japanese terrorize aquariums and sea parks across the country.
82672
01:59
dolphin
whales
Japanese
Stan
Stan's Dad
Sea Park
zoo
birthday
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Not My Waterpark
Season 13
Pee
Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
841594
02:12
Cartman
Pi Pi's Splashtown
Song
minorities
water park
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Living with the Smurfs
Season 13
Dances With Smurfs
In a controversial segment, Cartman unveils the true story about his life with the Smurfs.
369956
02:53
morning announcements
Cartman
Wendy
smurfs
Butters
smurfberries
Glenn Beck
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There's A Wetness Coming From My Pants
Season 13
Dead Celebrities
The Ghost Hunters try to investigate Ike's haunting.
42865
02:16
Ghost Hunters
poop
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Ike
Pee
Billy Mays
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They Took His Dog!
Season 13
W.T.F.
The Wrestling Coach proves in the end that he's the best wrestler of all.
67657
02:49
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backyard wrestling
Wrestling Coach
Wrestling Takedown Federation
Vince McMahon
took er jobs
actors
Rednecks
Stan
Cartman
Kyle
Darryl Weathers
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Bike-Curious
Season 13
The F Word
The bikers want to prove their toughness, and Biker Butters joins their cause.
87859
01:27
motorcycles
bikers
Butters
Stan
Kenny
Cartman
Kyle
bike-curious
Big Gay Al
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Poker Face
Season 13
Whale Whores
The Sea Shepherd's new captain takes Whale Wars to the next level.
1892437
01:40
Stan
Cartman
Whale Wars
Sea Shepherd
Lady Gaga
Poker Face
Prime Minister of Japan
Japanese
Godzilla
Montage
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Hand Me That Evidence Bag
Season 13
Butters' Bottom Bitch
Sergeant Yates performs some undercover work on an entire frat house.
35534
01:44
Sergeant Yates
undercover
sex
prostitution
fraternity
Party
Cops
bottom bitch
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!
Season 13
Pee
Disaster strikes the water park.
49264
01:31
Pi Pi
Pi Pi's Splashtown
2012
Kenny
Kyle
Pee
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Cartman
flood
minorities
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Ask Y?
Season 13
Dances With Smurfs
Using his new video system, Cartman spells out the true nature of Wendy's intentions.
185513
01:59
Cartman
Glenn Beck
morning announcements
Wendy
socialist
Butters
smurfs
school president
Casey Miller
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The Fine Sport of Wrastling
Season 13
W.T.F.
The boys sign up for South Park Elementary's Junior Wrestling Club, only to realize that real wrestling is totally lame.
47922
01:51
wrestling
south park elementary
Cartman
Butters
Kyle
Stan
Jimmy
Kenny
Token
Wrestling Coach
Rad Russian
Triceratops
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Don't You Want a New Lunchbox?
Season 13
Butters' Bottom Bitch
Butters puts his new pimping skills to work.
133919
01:43
Butters
Sally Darson
Pimp
Stan
Wendy
Bebe
Clyde
bottom bitch
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Brub Brrub Brrrrub!
Season 13
The F Word
The bikers show everyone how they roll.
205220
02:19
bikers
motorcycles
Cartman
diner
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Sorry For The Delay
Season 13
Dead Celebrities
The dead celebrities finally find out why purgatory is taking so long.
18825
01:08
Billy Mays
Patrick Swayze
Walter Cronkite
Ed McMahon
Farrah Fawcett
DJ AM
Ricardo Montalban
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Preview Clip - Middle Class White Boy
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman can't wait to start his new substitute teaching job.
125397
0:14
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Bus Stop
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I Deserve a Penis!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison realizes that her sex change was a mistake.
22358
1:18
Garrison
Stan
penises
principal victoria
Mr. Mackey
Kyle
Cartman
Classroom
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Who's Teacher Now!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison is removed from his teaching duties and Cartman takes his place.
49027
1:10
Cartman
Kyle
principal victoria
Classroom
Teacher
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As Seen on TV
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms.Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.
17420
1:21
Garrison
scientist
penises
Lab
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Don't Commend Me!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Eric's success as a substitute teacher leads to a new job opportunity.
2204
0:50
Cartman
Mr. Mackey
principal victoria
Denver Schools
Teacher
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Eek, A Penis! - Mr. Cartmanez
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Eric Cartmanez starts his first day as a Calculus teacher in the inner-city.
86213
1:57
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
Troubled Kid
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My Penis Looks Great
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.
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0:50
Garrison
penises
scientist
Lab
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How Do I Reach These Kids?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.
196425
1:21
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Denver Schools
parody
cheat
How Do I Reach These Kids
Troubled Kid
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Boys, Have You Seen My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison is looking everywhere for his escaped penis.
23803
0:22
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Butters
Garrison
penises
cheese
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What's the Score, Jefe?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
A troubled kid learns a painful lesson from Mr. Cartmanez.
5547
1:14
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
basketball
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I Think That's Teachers Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Butter's mom finds a surprise in the kitchen.
3709
0:57
Butters
Butters' Mom
Butters' Dad
Butters' Parents
Eek!
penises
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I Misinterpreted the Rules
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
The students begin to trust Mr. Cartmanez.
34186
1:01
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
football
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You're Not My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison's penis rampages all over South Park, terrifying the local women.
2120
1:00
Garrison
penises
Eek!
Butters
Butters' Dad
shopping
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How White Girls Cheat
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
One of Mr. Cartmanez's students needs his advice.
11669
1:39
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Denver Schools
football
cheat
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
Catholic
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Long Whiskers, or Short?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison enlists the South Park Police to help find her runaway penis.
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0:33
Garrison
penises
police station
Sergeant Yates
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Eek!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison's penis goes out for Italian.
22569
1:40
Garrison
penises
Italian Restaurant
songs
police
parody
Eek!
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Amazing Test Scores
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
The students recieve good news and bad news about their test scores.
43621
1:26
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
parody
standardized test
cheat
How Do I Reach These Kids
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Its My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison gives up her hopes of ever becoming a man again.
11408
0:50
Garrison
penises
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Happy Endings
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Mr. Garrison and Cartman both find happiness.
2031
1:40
Garrison
Ms. Garrison
penises
Denver Schools
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Moonlight Duet
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
The mouse and Garrison's new penis sing under the moon and stars.
11971
0:40
Garrison
Mr. Garrison
Ms. Garrison
Mrs. Garrison
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police
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superiorsavior
Showing his stripes again
Wow, Kahl's trying to warn some sense into his arch enemy and save his life... again. He really needs to learn not to care.
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tjcha13
Preview Clip - Middle Class White Boy
i hate kyle
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ClownCarOnFire
Preview Clip - Middle Class White Boy
Haha, that was totally me when I went to school....except I'm a girl..but still.
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acdckicksbootie
GAY
this show is funny but sum episodes r gay !!
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KYLEZ#1FAN
Haha.
Yeah, go Kyle!
I love how he says it.
"They are going to f***ing. Murder you"
Ha.
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Eek, A Penis!
04.09.08
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
Preview Clip - Middle Class White Boy
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman can't wait to start his new substitute teaching job.
125397
0:14
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Bus Stop
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I Deserve a Penis!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison realizes that her sex change was a mistake.
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Garrison
Stan
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principal victoria
Mr. Mackey
Kyle
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Who's Teacher Now!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison is removed from his teaching duties and Cartman takes his place.
49027
1:10
Cartman
Kyle
principal victoria
Classroom
Teacher
add to playlist
As Seen on TV
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms.Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.
17420
1:21
Garrison
scientist
penises
Lab
add to playlist
Don't Commend Me!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Eric's success as a substitute teacher leads to a new job opportunity.
2204
0:50
Cartman
Mr. Mackey
principal victoria
Denver Schools
Teacher
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Eek, A Penis! - Mr. Cartmanez
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Eric Cartmanez starts his first day as a Calculus teacher in the inner-city.
86213
1:57
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
Troubled Kid
add to playlist
My Penis Looks Great
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.
3881
0:50
Garrison
penises
scientist
Lab
add to playlist
How Do I Reach These Kids?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.
196425
1:21
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Denver Schools
parody
cheat
How Do I Reach These Kids
Troubled Kid
add to playlist
Boys, Have You Seen My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison is looking everywhere for his escaped penis.
23803
0:22
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Butters
Garrison
penises
cheese
add to playlist
What's the Score, Jefe?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
A troubled kid learns a painful lesson from Mr. Cartmanez.
5547
1:14
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
basketball
add to playlist
I Think That's Teachers Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Butter's mom finds a surprise in the kitchen.
3709
0:57
Butters
Butters' Mom
Butters' Dad
Butters' Parents
Eek!
penises
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I Misinterpreted the Rules
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
The students begin to trust Mr. Cartmanez.
34186
1:01
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
football
add to playlist
You're Not My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison's penis rampages all over South Park, terrifying the local women.
2120
1:00
Garrison
penises
Eek!
Butters
Butters' Dad
shopping
add to playlist
How White Girls Cheat
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
One of Mr. Cartmanez's students needs his advice.
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1:39
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Cartman
Denver Schools
football
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parody
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Long Whiskers, or Short?
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Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison enlists the South Park Police to help find her runaway penis.
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Garrison
penises
police station
Sergeant Yates
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Eek!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison's penis goes out for Italian.
22569
1:40
Garrison
penises
Italian Restaurant
songs
police
parody
Eek!
add to playlist
Amazing Test Scores
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
The students recieve good news and bad news about their test scores.
43621
1:26
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
parody
standardized test
cheat
How Do I Reach These Kids
add to playlist
Its My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison gives up her hopes of ever becoming a man again.
11408
0:50
Garrison
penises
add to playlist
Happy Endings
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Mr. Garrison and Cartman both find happiness.
2031
1:40
Garrison
Ms. Garrison
penises
Denver Schools
add to playlist
Moonlight Duet
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
The mouse and Garrison's new penis sing under the moon and stars.
11971
0:40
Garrison
Mr. Garrison
Ms. Garrison
Mrs. Garrison
parody
police
penises
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