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Preview Clip - Middle Class White Boy
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman can't wait to start his new substitute teaching job.
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Bus Stop
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You Gotta Swim!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
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02:10
Stan
Jimmy
Kyle
Piss
Pee
swim
Cartman
minorities
Butters
2012
diary
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
Season 13
Pee
The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
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01:51
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Stan's Dad
Kenny
Jimmy
Butters
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
minorities
Piss
water park
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Not My Waterpark
Season 13
Pee
Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
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02:12
Cartman
Pi Pi's Splashtown
Song
minorities
water park
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The Myan's Predicted This
Season 13
Pee
Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
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01:48
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Jimmy
Butters
Kenny
Pi Pi's Splashtown
minorities
water park
2012
math
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Almost All Pee
Season 13
Pee
Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
2187
01:29
scientist
Pi Pi's Splashtown
water park
lawyer
Pee
Piss
Pi Pi
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!
Season 13
Pee
Disaster strikes the water park.
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01:31
Pi Pi
Pi Pi's Splashtown
2012
Kenny
Kyle
Pee
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Cartman
flood
minorities
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Almost All P, No H
Season 13
Pee
The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
2204
01:22
Pi Pi's Splashtown
water park
police
scientist
Stan's Dad
Randy
monkey
Piss
Pee
Fire Marshal
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Pee Meltdown
Season 13
Pee
Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
2143
01:27
Randy
Sharon
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Pi Pi's Splashtown
monkey
Pee
Piss
scientist
Fire Marshal
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The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming
Season 13
Pee
The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
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01:27
Pi Pi
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Piss
Pee
shower
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The Minority World
Season 13
Pee
After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.
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01:23
Cartman
minorities
future
diary
apocalypse
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Drink the Pee
Season 13
Pee
Kyle prepares for his big dive.
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01:03
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Pi Pi
Pee
Piss
water park
The Abyss
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The Antidote
Season 13
Pee
The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
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01:48
scientist
Stan's Dad
Fire Marshal
monkey
Piss
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
banana
Kurt Russell
Randy
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EAT THE BANANA!!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle finally bites the bullet, just in time to be rescued.
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01:42
Kyle
Pee
Piss
Pi Pi's Splashtown
Pi Pi
Stan
Jimmy
Butters
Stan's Dad
Randy
Fire Marshal
banana
2012
Cartman
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Preview - Going to the Water Park
Season 13
Pee
Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.
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Mexican Labor
Season 11
D-Yikes!
Cartman gets the boys to hire some Mexican day laborers to read the book and write their essays.
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00:55
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
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Writing Eses
Season 11
D-Yikes!
The boys try to get their essays from the day laborers, but instead of writing essays, they wrote letters to their "eses."
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1:39
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
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Smugglers Den
Season 10
ManBearPig
Not know that he swallowed treasure, the boys worry about Cartman's weakened condition.
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01:18
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
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Twenty Five Cents
Season 8
Goobacks
The boys can't get jobs shoveling snow because the immigrants from the future are taking them all for a cheaper rate.
921
00:35
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
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Full Fledge Retard
Season 7
I'm a Little Bit Country
In an attempt to initiate a flashback to avoid studying, Cartman hits himself over the head with a rock while thinking about 1776. The boys aren't really into this plan.
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00:51
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
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We Have to Kill Kyle
Season 7
Toilet Paper
Cartman fears that Kyle's weak and wants to kill him before he confesses and brings them all down for what they've done.
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00:49
Cartman
Kenny
Stan
Butters
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Pregnant No More
Season 4
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Kenny, dressed as a young girl, buys some abortion pills.
980
00:31
Kenny
Abortion
Pharmacy
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Find Chicks
Season 2
Clubhouses
Cartman and Kenny finish building the clubhouse. Cartman sends Kenny out to find chicks, while he watches TV.
768
00:27
Cartman
Kenny
Clubhouse
American Gladiators
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Fat, Racist, Foul-Mouthed Friend
Season 2
Spookyfish
The McCormick's enjoy a quiet evening at home during a rain storm. Goatee Cartman shows up, offering help and supplies for the storm.
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00:25
Kenny
Mr.. mccormick
Mrs.. mccormick
Cartman
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Can Opener?
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
The McCormicks sit down to a Thanksgiving dinner of canned green beans. Unfortunately, they don't have a can opener.
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00:30
Mrs.. mccormick
Mr.. mccormick
kevin
Kenny
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Weee! I'm a Child!
Season 13
Dead Celebrities
The boys communicate with the other side, but one spirit is in denial.
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02:33
hospital
Ike
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Michael Jackson
Billy Mays
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Peeing On Fire Doesn't Work
Season 8
Pre-School
Trent Boyett gets released from Juvenile Hall, and the Boys are terrified of his revenge. When we see a flashback to Kindergarten, we realize why.
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Trent Boyett
Back to School
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Butters
Kindergarten
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superiorsavior
Showing his stripes again
Wow, Kahl's trying to warn some sense into his arch enemy and save his life... again. He really needs to learn not to care.
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tjcha13
Preview Clip - Middle Class White Boy
i hate kyle
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ClownCarOnFire
Preview Clip - Middle Class White Boy
Haha, that was totally me when I went to school....except I'm a girl..but still.
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acdckicksbootie
GAY
this show is funny but sum episodes r gay !!
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KYLEZ#1FAN
Haha.
Yeah, go Kyle!
I love how he says it.
"They are going to f***ing. Murder you"
Ha.
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Eek, A Penis!
04.09.08
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
Preview Clip - Middle Class White Boy
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman can't wait to start his new substitute teaching job.
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Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Bus Stop
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I Deserve a Penis!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison realizes that her sex change was a mistake.
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Garrison
Stan
penises
principal victoria
Mr. Mackey
Kyle
Cartman
Classroom
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Who's Teacher Now!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison is removed from his teaching duties and Cartman takes his place.
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Cartman
Kyle
principal victoria
Classroom
Teacher
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As Seen on TV
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms.Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.
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1:21
Garrison
scientist
penises
Lab
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Don't Commend Me!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Eric's success as a substitute teacher leads to a new job opportunity.
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Cartman
Mr. Mackey
principal victoria
Denver Schools
Teacher
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Eek, A Penis! - Mr. Cartmanez
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Eric Cartmanez starts his first day as a Calculus teacher in the inner-city.
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Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
Troubled Kid
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My Penis Looks Great
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.
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Garrison
penises
scientist
Lab
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How Do I Reach These Kids?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.
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Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Denver Schools
parody
cheat
How Do I Reach These Kids
Troubled Kid
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Boys, Have You Seen My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison is looking everywhere for his escaped penis.
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Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Butters
Garrison
penises
cheese
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What's the Score, Jefe?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
A troubled kid learns a painful lesson from Mr. Cartmanez.
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1:14
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
basketball
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I Think That's Teachers Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Butter's mom finds a surprise in the kitchen.
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0:57
Butters
Butters' Mom
Butters' Dad
Butters' Parents
Eek!
penises
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I Misinterpreted the Rules
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
The students begin to trust Mr. Cartmanez.
33079
1:01
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
football
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You're Not My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison's penis rampages all over South Park, terrifying the local women.
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1:00
Garrison
penises
Eek!
Butters
Butters' Dad
shopping
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How White Girls Cheat
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
One of Mr. Cartmanez's students needs his advice.
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Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Denver Schools
football
cheat
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
Catholic
Abortion
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Long Whiskers, or Short?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison enlists the South Park Police to help find her runaway penis.
1688
0:33
Garrison
penises
police station
Sergeant Yates
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Eek!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison's penis goes out for Italian.
21926
1:40
Garrison
penises
Italian Restaurant
songs
police
parody
Eek!
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Amazing Test Scores
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
The students recieve good news and bad news about their test scores.
42698
1:26
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
parody
standardized test
cheat
How Do I Reach These Kids
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Its My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison gives up her hopes of ever becoming a man again.
11223
0:50
Garrison
penises
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Happy Endings
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Mr. Garrison and Cartman both find happiness.
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1:40
Garrison
Ms. Garrison
penises
Denver Schools
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Moonlight Duet
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
The mouse and Garrison's new penis sing under the moon and stars.
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0:40
Garrison
Mr. Garrison
Ms. Garrison
Mrs. Garrison
parody
police
penises
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