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Season 12

Eek, A Penis!

Cartman can't wait to start his new substitute teaching job.

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You Gotta Swim!

Season 13

Pee

Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
8791 02:10
- Stan
- Jimmy
- Kyle
- Piss
- Pee
- swim
- Cartman
- minorities
- Butters
- 2012
- diary
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Pi Pi's Splashtown

Season 13

Pee

The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
6928 01:51
- Cartman
- Kyle
- Stan
- Stan's Dad
- Kenny
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Pee
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- minorities
- Piss
- water park
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Not My Waterpark

Season 13

Pee

Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
264712 02:12
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The Myan's Predicted This

Season 13

Pee

Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
3017 01:48
- Cartman
- Stan
- Kyle
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Kenny
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- minorities
- water park
- 2012
- math
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Almost All Pee

Season 13

Pee

Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
2187 01:29
- scientist
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- water park
- lawyer
- Pee
- Piss
- Pi Pi
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!

Season 13

Pee

Disaster strikes the water park.
26007 01:31
- Pi Pi
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- 2012
- Kenny
- Kyle
- Pee
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Cartman
- flood
- minorities
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Almost All P, No H

Season 13

Pee

The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
2204 01:22
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- water park
- police
- scientist
- Stan's Dad
- Randy
- monkey
- Piss
- Pee
- Fire Marshal
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Pee Meltdown

Season 13

Pee

Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
2143 01:27
- Randy
- Sharon
- Stan's Dad
- stan's mom
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- monkey
- Pee
- Piss
- scientist
- Fire Marshal
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The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming

Season 13

Pee

The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
975 01:27
- Pi Pi
- Kyle
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Piss
- Pee
- shower
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The Minority World

Season 13

Pee

After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.
2892 01:23
- Cartman
- minorities
- future
- diary
- apocalypse
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Drink the Pee

Season 13

Pee

Kyle prepares for his big dive.
1499 01:03
- Kyle
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Pi Pi
- Pee
- Piss
- water park
- The Abyss
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The Antidote

Season 13

Pee

The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
2172 01:48
- scientist
- Stan's Dad
- Fire Marshal
- monkey
- Piss
- Pee
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- banana
- Kurt Russell
- Randy
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EAT THE BANANA!!

Season 13

Pee

Kyle finally bites the bullet, just in time to be rescued.
2632 01:42
- Kyle
- Pee
- Piss
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- Pi Pi
- Stan
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Stan's Dad
- Randy
- Fire Marshal
- banana
- 2012
- Cartman
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Preview - Going to the Water Park

Season 13

Pee

Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.
391882 00:22
- preview
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Mexican Labor

Season 11

D-Yikes!

Cartman gets the boys to hire some Mexican day laborers to read the book and write their essays.
13758 00:55
- Stan
- Kyle
- Kenny
- Cartman
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Writing Eses

Season 11

D-Yikes!

The boys try to get their essays from the day laborers, but instead of writing essays, they wrote letters to their "eses."
9107 1:39
- Cartman
- Kyle
- Kenny
- Stan
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Smugglers Den

Season 10

ManBearPig

Not know that he swallowed treasure, the boys worry about Cartman's weakened condition.
1529 01:18
- Kyle
- Stan
- Cartman
- Kenny
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Twenty Five Cents

Season 8

Goobacks

The boys can't get jobs shoveling snow because the immigrants from the future are taking them all for a cheaper rate.
921 00:35
- Cartman
- Kyle
- Kenny
- Stan
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Full Fledge Retard

Season 7

I'm a Little Bit Country

In an attempt to initiate a flashback to avoid studying, Cartman hits himself over the head with a rock while thinking about 1776. The boys aren't really into this plan.
1702 00:51
- Cartman
- Stan
- Kyle
- Kenny
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We Have to Kill Kyle

Season 7

Toilet Paper

Cartman fears that Kyle's weak and wants to kill him before he confesses and brings them all down for what they've done.
1403 00:49
- Cartman
- Kenny
- Stan
- Butters
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Pregnant No More

Season 4

Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Kenny, dressed as a young girl, buys some abortion pills.
980 00:31
- Kenny
- Abortion
- Pharmacy
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Find Chicks

Season 2

Clubhouses

Cartman and Kenny finish building the clubhouse. Cartman sends Kenny out to find chicks, while he watches TV.
768 00:27
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Fat, Racist, Foul-Mouthed Friend

Season 2

Spookyfish

The McCormick's enjoy a quiet evening at home during a rain storm. Goatee Cartman shows up, offering help and supplies for the storm.
1062 00:25
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Can Opener?

Season 1

Starvin' Marvin

The McCormicks sit down to a Thanksgiving dinner of canned green beans. Unfortunately, they don't have a can opener.
2425 00:30
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Weee! I'm a Child!

Season 13

Dead Celebrities

The boys communicate with the other side, but one spirit is in denial.
15942 02:33
- hospital
- Ike
- Kenny
- Stan
- Kyle
- Kenny
- Michael Jackson
- Billy Mays
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Peeing On Fire Doesn't Work

Season 8

Pre-School

Trent Boyett gets released from Juvenile Hall, and the Boys are terrified of his revenge. When we see a flashback to Kindergarten, we realize why.
8463 3:44
- Trent Boyett
- Back to School
- Kenny
- Kyle
- Stan
- Kenny
- Butters
- Kindergarten
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my playlist

1. Cartman
2. poker face
3. Pee
4. Whale Whores
5. butters
6. the f word
7. Kenny

comments

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superiorsavior Showing his stripes again Wow, Kahl's trying to warn some sense into his arch enemy and save his life... again. He really needs to learn not to care. reply
tjcha13 Preview Clip - Middle Class White Boy i hate kyle reply
ClownCarOnFire Preview Clip - Middle Class White Boy Haha, that was totally me when I went to school....except I'm a girl..but still. reply
acdckicksbootie GAY this show is funny but sum episodes r gay !! reply
KYLEZ#1FAN Haha. Yeah, go Kyle!
I love how he says it.
"They are going to f***ing. Murder you"
Ha. reply
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