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Boys, Have You Seen My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison is looking everywhere for his escaped penis.
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Butters
Garrison
penises
cheese
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Oh Boy, Politics!
Al Gore is Super Awesome
Season 10
ManBearPig
Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to give a talk about the biggest threat to the world, ManBearPig, a creature that's half man, half bear and half pig.
25059
01:57
Mr. Mackey
Al Gore
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Butters
Garrison
Manbearpig
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The Lame Debate
Season 12
Britney's New Look
15066
0:40
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Butters
Barack Obama
Hillary Clinton
debate
Randy
Stan's Dad
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Bomb-Sniffing Pig
Season 11
The Snuke
The Bomb-Sniffing Pig picks up the scent of nuclear residue coming from Hillary Clinton.
79645
02:01
Cartman
Kyle
the mayor
Hillary Clinton
CIA
Balls
24
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Debate 2004
Season 8
Douche and Turd
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
3174
01:28
Jim Lehrer
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
Debate
Cartman
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The Children March
Season 3
Chinpokomon
The parents are devastated as Mr. Ose leads the children in a march through town. President Clinton addresses the nation about his penis.
1345
01:51
Stan
Kyle
Mr. Ose
Hirohito
penis
Bill Clinton
Pearl Harbor
stan's mom
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Stan's Dad
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Bush Kills the 911Truth.org Guy
Season 10
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Stan, Kyle and the 911Truth.org guy are taken to the White House. President Bush explains how he planned the 9/11 attacks.
10318
02:20
Stan
Kyle
George W. Bush
President
Donald Rumsfeld
Condoleezza Rice
Dick Cheney
9/11
911Truth.org Guy
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Abraham Lincoln
Season 11
The List
Kyle was thinking about burning the school down when Abraham Lincoln's ghost shows up to show him that being ugly isn't as bad as he thinks.
2173
02:33
Kyle
Abraham Lincoln
Fire
Ghost
ugly
Yamal
Clyde
douche
Shoes
Girls
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WMD in Heaven
Season 6
A Ladder to Heaven
The U.S. military recommends bombing heaven because they believe Saddam Hussein is building WMD in there.
1644
01:20
President
Saddam Hussein
White House
George W. Bush
Dick Cheney
Condoleezza Rice
Donald Rumsfeld
General
WMD
Heaven
Bomb
Seagull
SNN
Pedophile
nipples
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Inside the Snizz
Season 11
The Snuke
Brian enters Hillary Clinton's vagina to find the snuke, but ends up being killed by what lives inside.
14828
01:18
Hillary Clinton
24
Snuke
Monster
vagina
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Reflecting Pool of Death
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Blainetologists of the world unite at the Lincoln Memorial to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool, as shallow as it may be.
2541
00:53
Washington D.C.
David Blaine
Mass Suicide
Lincoln Memorial
White House
Cartman
Kyle
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
Blaintology
That's My Bush
Plastic Bubble
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Preview Clip - Middle Class White Boy
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman can't wait to start his new substitute teaching job.
121830
0:14
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Bus Stop
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I Deserve a Penis!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison realizes that her sex change was a mistake.
17822
1:18
Garrison
Stan
penises
principal victoria
Mr. Mackey
Kyle
Cartman
Classroom
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Who's Teacher Now!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison is removed from his teaching duties and Cartman takes his place.
42736
1:10
Cartman
Kyle
principal victoria
Classroom
Teacher
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As Seen on TV
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms.Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.
11890
1:21
Garrison
scientist
penises
lab
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Don't Commend Me!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Eric's success as a substitute teacher leads to a new job opportunity.
700
0:50
Cartman
Mr. Mackey
principal victoria
Denver Schools
Teacher
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Eek, A Penis! - Mr. Cartmanez
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Eric Cartmanez starts his first day as a Calculus teacher in the inner-city.
77534
1:57
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
Troubled Kid
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My Penis Looks Great
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.
1168
0:50
Garrison
penises
lab
scientist
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How Do I Reach These Kids?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.
148592
1:21
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Denver Schools
parody
cheat
How Do I Reach These Kids
Troubled Kid
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Boys, Have You Seen My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison is looking everywhere for his escaped penis.
18746
0:22
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Butters
Garrison
penises
cheese
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What's the Score, Jefe?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
A troubled kid learns a painful lesson from Mr. Cartmanez.
3377
1:14
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
basketball
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I Think That's Teachers Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Butter's mom finds a surprise in the kitchen.
2383
0:57
Butters
Butters' Mom
Butters' Dad
Butters' Parents
Eek!
penises
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I Misinterpreted the Rules
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
The students begin to trust Mr. Cartmanez.
27427
1:01
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
football
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You're Not My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison's penis rampages all over South Park, terrifying the local women.
1301
1:00
Garrison
penises
Eek!
Butters
Butters' Dad
shopping
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How White Girls Cheat
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
One of Mr. Cartmanez's students needs his advice.
6942
1:39
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Denver Schools
football
cheat
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
Catholic
Abortion
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Long Whiskers, or Short?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison enlists the South Park Police to help find her runaway penis.
817
0:33
Garrison
penises
police station
Sergeant Yates
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Eek!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison's penis goes out for Italian.
13338
1:40
Garrison
penises
restaurant
Italian Restaurant
songs
police
parody
Eek!
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Amazing Test Scores
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
37579
1:26
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
parody
standardized test
cheat
How Do I Reach These Kids
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Its My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison gives up her hopes of ever becoming a man again.
9688
0:50
Garrison
penises
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Happy Endings
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Mr. Garrison and Cartman both find happiness.
893
1:40
Garrison
Ms. Garrison
penises
Denver Schools
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Moonlight Duet
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
The mouse and Garrison's new penis sing under the moon and stars.
4855
0:40
Garrison
Mr. Garrison
Ms. Garrison
Mrs. Garrison
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police
penises
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Eek, A Penis!
04.09.08
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
Preview Clip - Middle Class White Boy
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman can't wait to start his new substitute teaching job.
121830
0:14
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Bus Stop
add to playlist
I Deserve a Penis!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison realizes that her sex change was a mistake.
17822
1:18
Garrison
Stan
penises
principal victoria
Mr. Mackey
Kyle
Cartman
Classroom
add to playlist
Who's Teacher Now!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison is removed from his teaching duties and Cartman takes his place.
42736
1:10
Cartman
Kyle
principal victoria
Classroom
Teacher
add to playlist
As Seen on TV
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms.Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.
11890
1:21
Garrison
scientist
penises
lab
add to playlist
Don't Commend Me!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Eric's success as a substitute teacher leads to a new job opportunity.
700
0:50
Cartman
Mr. Mackey
principal victoria
Denver Schools
Teacher
add to playlist
Eek, A Penis! - Mr. Cartmanez
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Eric Cartmanez starts his first day as a Calculus teacher in the inner-city.
77534
1:57
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
Troubled Kid
add to playlist
My Penis Looks Great
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.
1168
0:50
Garrison
penises
lab
scientist
add to playlist
How Do I Reach These Kids?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.
148592
1:21
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Denver Schools
parody
cheat
How Do I Reach These Kids
Troubled Kid
add to playlist
Boys, Have You Seen My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison is looking everywhere for his escaped penis.
18746
0:22
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Butters
Garrison
penises
cheese
add to playlist
What's the Score, Jefe?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
A troubled kid learns a painful lesson from Mr. Cartmanez.
3377
1:14
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
basketball
add to playlist
I Think That's Teachers Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Butter's mom finds a surprise in the kitchen.
2383
0:57
Butters
Butters' Mom
Butters' Dad
Butters' Parents
Eek!
penises
add to playlist
I Misinterpreted the Rules
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
The students begin to trust Mr. Cartmanez.
27427
1:01
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
football
add to playlist
You're Not My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison's penis rampages all over South Park, terrifying the local women.
1301
1:00
Garrison
penises
Eek!
Butters
Butters' Dad
shopping
add to playlist
How White Girls Cheat
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
One of Mr. Cartmanez's students needs his advice.
6942
1:39
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Denver Schools
football
cheat
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
Catholic
Abortion
add to playlist
Long Whiskers, or Short?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison enlists the South Park Police to help find her runaway penis.
817
0:33
Garrison
penises
police station
Sergeant Yates
add to playlist
Eek!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison's penis goes out for Italian.
13338
1:40
Garrison
penises
restaurant
Italian Restaurant
songs
police
parody
Eek!
add to playlist
Amazing Test Scores
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
37579
1:26
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
parody
standardized test
cheat
How Do I Reach These Kids
add to playlist
Its My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison gives up her hopes of ever becoming a man again.
9688
0:50
Garrison
penises
add to playlist
Happy Endings
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Mr. Garrison and Cartman both find happiness.
893
1:40
Garrison
Ms. Garrison
penises
Denver Schools
add to playlist
Moonlight Duet
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
The mouse and Garrison's new penis sing under the moon and stars.
4855
0:40
Garrison
Mr. Garrison
Ms. Garrison
Mrs. Garrison
parody
police
penises
add to playlist