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I Think That's Teachers Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Butter's mom finds a surprise in the kitchen.
Butters
Butters' Mom
Butters' Dad
Butters' Parents
Eek!
penis
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Kenny Kicks Ass
Kenny's Intervention
Season 12
Major Boobage
The boys have have a serious talk with Kenny about his Cheesing.
21936
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Aliens Kill Kenny
Season 1
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Aliens kill Kenny, but Cartman is still in denial.
12013
01:21
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Aliens
Alien control
Kenny killed
Anal Probe
fat chicken
Dildo
Wendy Testaburger
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Kenny's Final Wishes
Season 9
Best Friends Forever
As the last page of Kenny's will is read, Stan and Kyle realize that maybe it is best to let him go in peace.
3372
01:40
HBC
News
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
Media
BFF
Tomato
vegetative state
life support
Emmy
Terri Schiavo
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Kenny Eats Dog Crap
Season 4
Fat Camp
Cartman appears on "Jesus and Pals" to celebrate his new self but is upstaged by his friend's inspiring act.
1070
01:20
Jesus Christ
Cartman
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Eats Dog Crap
Jesus and Pals
Skinny
South Park Public Access
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Kenny Is Keanu Reeves
Season 9
Best Friends Forever
Archangel Michael maps out the Kingdom of Heaven for Kenny and tells him what they're up against.
2591
01:08
Level 60
Kenny
Keanu Reeves
Heaven
video game
Emmy
Huff
Sony PSP
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Level 60
Season 9
Best Friends Forever
Kenny plays Heaven vs. Hell on his PSP until he reaches level 60, at which time he is hit by an ice cream truck.
3175
01:42
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
Kenny's Mom
Sony PSP
Killed Kenny
video game
Emmy
Montage
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Change Blankets
Season 8
The Jeffersons
Mr. Jefferson calls his doctor to get his plastic surgery fix. Meanwhile, the boys kidnap Blanket and put Kenny in his place.
3324
01:00
Cartman
Mr. Jefferson
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Blanket
Michael Jackson
Mask
Plastic Surgery
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Preview Clip - Middle Class White Boy
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman can't wait to start his new substitute teaching job.
120624
0:14
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Bus Stop
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I Deserve a Penis!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison realizes that her sex change was a mistake.
17183
1:18
Garrison
Stan
penis
principal victoria
Mr. Mackey
Kyle
Cartman
Classroom
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Who's Teacher Now!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison is removed from his teaching duties and Cartman takes his place.
41922
1:10
Cartman
Kyle
principal victoria
Classroom
Teacher
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As Seen on TV
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms.Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.
11685
1:21
Garrison
scientist
penis
lab
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Don't Commend Me!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Eric's success as a substitute teacher leads to a new job opportunity.
463
0:50
Cartman
Mr. Mackey
principal victoria
Denver Schools
Teacher
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Eek, A Penis! - Mr. Cartmanez
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Eric Cartmanez starts his first day as a Calculus teacher in the inner-city.
75292
1:57
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
Troubled Kid
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My Penis Looks Great
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.
743
0:50
Garrison
penis
lab
scientist
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How Do I Reach These Kids?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.
141849
1:21
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Denver Schools
parody
cheat
How Do I Reach These Kids
Troubled Kid
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Boys, Have You Seen My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison is looking everywhere for his escaped penis.
17252
0:22
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Butters
Garrison
penis
cheese
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What's the Score, Jefe?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
A troubled kid learns a painful lesson from Mr. Cartmanez.
2981
1:14
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
basketball
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I Think That's Teachers Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Butter's mom finds a surprise in the kitchen.
2173
0:57
Butters
Butters' Mom
Butters' Dad
Butters' Parents
Eek!
penis
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I Misinterpreted the Rules
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
The students begin to trust Mr. Cartmanez.
26171
1:01
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
football
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You're Not My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison's penis rampages all over South Park, terrifying the local women.
1206
1:00
Garrison
penis
Eek!
Butters
Butters' Dad
shopping
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How White Girls Cheat
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
One of Mr. Cartmanez's students needs his advice.
5848
1:39
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Denver Schools
football
cheat
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
Catholic
Abortion
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Long Whiskers, or Short?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison enlists the South Park Police to help find her runaway penis.
723
0:33
Garrison
penis
police station
Sergeant Yates
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Eek!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison's penis goes out for Italian.
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1:40
Garrison
penis
restaurant
Italian Restaurant
song
police
parody
Eek!
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Amazing Test Scores
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
36496
1:26
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
parody
standardized test
cheat
How Do I Reach These Kids
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Its My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison gives up her hopes of ever becoming a man again.
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Garrison
penis
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Happy Endings
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Mr. Garrison and Cartman both find happiness.
771
1:40
Garrison
Ms. Garrison
penis
Denver Schools
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Moonlight Duet
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
The mouse and Garrison's new penis sing under the moon and stars.
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Garrison
Mr. Garrison
Ms. Garrison
Mrs. Garrison
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police
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Eek, A Penis!
04.09.08
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
Preview Clip - Middle Class White Boy
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman can't wait to start his new substitute teaching job.
120624
0:14
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Bus Stop
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I Deserve a Penis!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison realizes that her sex change was a mistake.
17183
1:18
Garrison
Stan
penis
principal victoria
Mr. Mackey
Kyle
Cartman
Classroom
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Who's Teacher Now!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison is removed from his teaching duties and Cartman takes his place.
41922
1:10
Cartman
Kyle
principal victoria
Classroom
Teacher
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As Seen on TV
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms.Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.
11685
1:21
Garrison
scientist
penis
lab
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Don't Commend Me!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Eric's success as a substitute teacher leads to a new job opportunity.
463
0:50
Cartman
Mr. Mackey
principal victoria
Denver Schools
Teacher
add to playlist
Eek, A Penis! - Mr. Cartmanez
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Eric Cartmanez starts his first day as a Calculus teacher in the inner-city.
75292
1:57
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
Troubled Kid
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My Penis Looks Great
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.
743
0:50
Garrison
penis
lab
scientist
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How Do I Reach These Kids?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.
141849
1:21
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Denver Schools
parody
cheat
How Do I Reach These Kids
Troubled Kid
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Boys, Have You Seen My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison is looking everywhere for his escaped penis.
17252
0:22
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Butters
Garrison
penis
cheese
add to playlist
What's the Score, Jefe?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
A troubled kid learns a painful lesson from Mr. Cartmanez.
2981
1:14
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
basketball
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I Think That's Teachers Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Butter's mom finds a surprise in the kitchen.
2173
0:57
Butters
Butters' Mom
Butters' Dad
Butters' Parents
Eek!
penis
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I Misinterpreted the Rules
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
The students begin to trust Mr. Cartmanez.
26171
1:01
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
Denver Schools
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
football
add to playlist
You're Not My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison's penis rampages all over South Park, terrifying the local women.
1206
1:00
Garrison
penis
Eek!
Butters
Butters' Dad
shopping
add to playlist
How White Girls Cheat
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
One of Mr. Cartmanez's students needs his advice.
5848
1:39
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Denver Schools
football
cheat
parody
How Do I Reach These Kids
Catholic
Abortion
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Long Whiskers, or Short?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison enlists the South Park Police to help find her runaway penis.
723
0:33
Garrison
penis
police station
Sergeant Yates
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Eek!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison's penis goes out for Italian.
12351
1:40
Garrison
penis
restaurant
Italian Restaurant
song
police
parody
Eek!
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Amazing Test Scores
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
36496
1:26
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Troubled Kid
parody
standardized test
cheat
How Do I Reach These Kids
add to playlist
Its My Penis
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Ms. Garrison gives up her hopes of ever becoming a man again.
8981
0:50
Garrison
penis
add to playlist
Happy Endings
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Mr. Garrison and Cartman both find happiness.
771
1:40
Garrison
Ms. Garrison
penis
Denver Schools
add to playlist
Moonlight Duet
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
The mouse and Garrison's new penis sing under the moon and stars.
4445
0:40
Garrison
Mr. Garrison
Ms. Garrison
Mrs. Garrison
parody
police
penis
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