You're Not My Penis

Garrison's penis rampages all over South Park, terrifying the local women.

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  1. About the Episode

    Eek, A Penis! Episode Air Date: While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
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    Preview Clip - Middle Class White Boy

    Season 12
    Eek, A Penis!
    Cartman can't wait to start his new substitute teaching job.
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    I Deserve a Penis!

    Season 12
    Eek, A Penis!
    Ms. Garrison realizes that her sex change was a mistake.
    25,586 views 00:01:18 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Who's Teacher Now!

    Season 12
    Eek, A Penis!
    Garrison is removed from his teaching duties and Cartman takes his place.
    56,669 views 00:01:10 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    As Seen on TV

    Season 12
    Eek, A Penis!
    Ms.Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.
    21,540 views 00:01:21 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Don't Commend Me!

    Season 12
    Eek, A Penis!
    Eric's success as a substitute teacher leads to a new job opportunity.
    3,173 views 00:00:50 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Eek, A Penis! - Mr. Cartmanez

    Season 12
    Eek, A Penis!
    Eric Cartmanez starts his first day as a Calculus teacher in the inner-city.
    93,956 views 00:01:57 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    My Penis Looks Great

    Season 12
    Eek, A Penis!
    Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.
    6,515 views 00:00:50 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    How Do I Reach These Kids?

    Season 12
    Eek, A Penis!
    Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.
    267,515 views 00:01:21 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Boys, Have You Seen My Penis

    Season 12
    Eek, A Penis!
    Garrison is looking everywhere for his escaped penis.
    30,215 views 00:00:22 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    What's the Score, Jefe?

    Season 12
    Eek, A Penis!
    A troubled kid learns a painful lesson from Mr. Cartmanez.
    8,007 views 00:01:14 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    I Think That's Teachers Penis

    Season 12
    Eek, A Penis!
    Butter's mom finds a surprise in the kitchen.
    6,081 views 00:00:57 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    I Misinterpreted the Rules

    Season 12
    Eek, A Penis!
    The students begin to trust Mr. Cartmanez.
    42,094 views 00:01:01 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    You're Not My Penis

    Season 12
    Eek, A Penis!
    Garrison's penis rampages all over South Park, terrifying the local women.
    3,279 views 00:01:00 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    How White Girls Cheat

    Season 12
    Eek, A Penis!
    One of Mr. Cartmanez's students needs his advice.
    17,099 views 00:01:39 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Long Whiskers, or Short?

    Season 12
    Eek, A Penis!
    Ms. Garrison enlists the South Park Police to help find her runaway penis.
    3,077 views 00:00:33 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Eek!

    Season 12
    Eek, A Penis!
    Garrison's penis goes out for Italian.
    27,890 views 00:01:40 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Amazing Test Scores

    Season 12
    Eek, A Penis!
    The students recieve good news and bad news about their test scores.
    48,867 views 00:01:26 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Its My Penis

    Season 12
    Eek, A Penis!
    Ms. Garrison gives up her hopes of ever becoming a man again.
    13,432 views 00:00:50 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Happy Endings

    Season 12
    Eek, A Penis!
    Mr. Garrison and Cartman both find happiness.
    3,310 views 00:01:40 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Moonlight Duet

    Season 12
    Eek, A Penis!
    The mouse and Garrison's new penis sing under the moon and stars.
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