Screw you guys, I’m going Home Schooled

A new Home Schooled student joins the class. After he upstages the rest of the 3rd graders, Cartman vows to be home schooled as well.

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  2. scht101 Screw you guys, I'm going Home Schooled That's one of Cartman's best lines! I also feel bad for that new kid Mark, having to be in a giant hamster ball. Reply
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  1. About the Episode

    Hooked on Monkey Fonics Episode Air Date: The boys are up against a couple of home-schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee. To help Cartman win, Cartman's Mom gives him the Hooked on Monkey Fonics system. Kyle is attracted to the little home-schooled girl and tries to teach her about love and life in public school.
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    15th Annual South Park Spelling Bee Finals

    Season 3
    Hooked on Monkey Fonics
    Home school kids show up at the public school spelling bee and blow everyone out of the water. Cartman's fonics monkey is busy and can't help him spell 'chair.'
    22,278 views 00:02:10 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Home-School Kids

    Season 3
    Hooked on Monkey Fonics
    The home school kids are totally weird. The idea of staying home all day inspires Cartman to break out into song.
    15,465 views 00:02:16 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Dio

    Season 3
    Hooked on Monkey Fonics
    Dio performs at the school dance. Mark turns into a bad ass and beats up Kyle for turning his sister into a slut, earning respect from the kids.
    26,752 views 00:03:29 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Monkey in a Box

    Season 3
    Hooked on Monkey Fonics
    Cartman's Mom gets Cartman a present to help him win this year's spelling bee. "Hooked on Monkey Fonics" comes with a live drumming monkey and learning tapes.
    18,879 views 00:01:29 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Pandora's Box

    Season 3
    Hooked on Monkey Fonics
    Letting the home school kids go to the spelling bee was a bad idea. Now, Mark wants to go to public school and Kyle is smitten with Rebecca.
    1,887 views 00:01:33 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Butt-for-Brains

    Season 3
    Hooked on Monkey Fonics
    Mark rolls into public school in a giant hamster ball. Cartman has had it with Mr. Garrison's name calling.
    2,221 views 00:01:14 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    This is What Happens at Public School

    Season 3
    Hooked on Monkey Fonics
    Even though the kids at school call Mark names and duct tape him to a bench, he still wants to come back tomorrow.
    1,591 views 00:01:27 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Mr. Cotswold

    Season 3
    Hooked on Monkey Fonics
    Kyle serenades Rebecca. Mr. Cotswold goes to the local bar to speak to the other fathers about how their kids beat up his kid and he gets duct taped to a bench, too.
    9,114 views 00:01:44 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    A Total Wuss Now

    Season 3
    Hooked on Monkey Fonics
    Kyle contemplates how to impress Rebecca. Mark's still having a hard time adjusting to public school. Cartman, on the other hand, is soaking up the home school life.
    1,471 views 00:01:17 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Perverted Games

    Season 3
    Hooked on Monkey Fonics
    Mr. Cotswold is at a loss for how to stop the bullies and decides to pull Mark out of public school. Kyle and Rebecca play 'Doctor' upstairs.
    14,845 views 00:01:09 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Phonics Monkey Attacks

    Season 3
    Hooked on Monkey Fonics
    Kyle and Kenny interrupt Cartman's "studying" to ask for help with the home school kid. The Fonics Monkey kills Kenny.
    40,334 views 00:01:01 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Public School Mating

    Season 3
    Hooked on Monkey Fonics
    Kyle explains the nature of love and mating in public school to Rebecca. They kiss and Rebecca likes it.
    143,423 views 00:01:27 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    More Duct Tape

    Season 3
    Hooked on Monkey Fonics
    The boys make plans to duct tape Mark to the flag pole at the dance when the chaperones aren't looking. The chaperones plan to do the same to Mr. Cotswold.
    1,257 views 00:00:38 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Screw you guys, I’m going Home Schooled

    Season 3
    Hooked on Monkey Fonics
    A new Home Schooled student joins the class. After he upstages the rest of the 3rd graders, Cartman vows to be home schooled as well.
    15,424 views 00:01:14 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Turning Her Into A Slut

    Season 3
    Hooked on Monkey Fonics
    At the Bay Of Pigs Dance, there's a special surprise: a guest performance by Dio. Oh yeah, and Rebecca turns out to be a slut too.
    21,273 views 00:01:54 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist