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Sweet Monkey Love
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison goes on a date with Richard Dawkins. He teaches her about atheists, evolution, and eventually, hot monkey sex.
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Preview - A Suggestive Picture
Season 14
Sexual Healing
Scientists visit Mr Garrison's Class to do some tests.
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0:19
preview
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All The Temptations
Season 14 of South Park is coming March 17th at 10p/9c on Comedy Central.
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00:19
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People Call Me Ginger
Season 14 of South Park is coming March 17th at 10p/9c on Comedy Central.
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500 AK-47's Please
Season 14 of South Park is coming March 17th at 10p/9c on Comedy Central.
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The Dolphin Encounter
Season 13
Whale Whores
The Japanese terrorize aquariums and sea parks across the country.
135446
01:59
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whales
Japanese
Stan
Stan's Dad
Sea Park
zoo
birthday
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Not My Waterpark
Season 13
Pee
Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
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Cartman
Pi Pi's Splashtown
Song
minorities
water park
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Living with the Smurfs
Season 13
Dances With Smurfs
In a controversial segment, Cartman unveils the true story about his life with the Smurfs.
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morning announcements
Cartman
Wendy
smurfs
Butters
smurfberries
Glenn Beck
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There's A Wetness Coming From My Pants
Season 13
Dead Celebrities
The Ghost Hunters try to investigate Ike's haunting.
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Ghost Hunters
poop
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Ike
Pee
Billy Mays
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They Took His Dog!
Season 13
W.T.F.
The Wrestling Coach proves in the end that he's the best wrestler of all.
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backyard wrestling
Wrestling Coach
Wrestling Takedown Federation
Vince McMahon
took er jobs
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Rednecks
Stan
Cartman
Kyle
Darryl Weathers
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Bike-Curious
Season 13
The F Word
The bikers want to prove their toughness, and Biker Butters joins their cause.
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01:27
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bikers
Butters
Stan
Kenny
Cartman
Kyle
bike-curious
Big Gay Al
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Poker Face
Season 13
Whale Whores
The Sea Shepherd's new captain takes Whale Wars to the next level.
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Stan
Cartman
Whale Wars
Sea Shepherd
Lady Gaga
Poker Face
Prime Minister of Japan
Japanese
Godzilla
Montage
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Hand Me That Evidence Bag
Season 13
Butters' Bottom Bitch
Sergeant Yates performs some undercover work on an entire frat house.
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Sergeant Yates
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fraternity
Party
Cops
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Cartman Wants a Wii
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman is going nuts waiting for the Nintendo Wii to come out. Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrison is outraged she has to teach evolution.
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Cartman
Mrs. Cartman
Garrison
principal victoria
Mr. Mackey
evolution
Nintendo
Wii
EV Games
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Retard Babies & Butt Sex
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison begins a lesson on his theory of evolution as Cartman freaks out about waiting for the Wii.
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Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
evolution
Garrison
Butters
Nintendo
Wii
Butt Sex
Retard baby
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Cartman Can't Wait 3 Weeks
Season 10
Go God Go
Cart man's mom drags him away from the game store and tells him to go to bed, but Cartman can't sleep.
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Cartman
Mrs. Cartman
Nintendo
South Park Mall
Wii
EV Games
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Suspender Animation
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman can't take the wait any longer and decides to freeze himself until the Wii comes out. The boys won't help him.
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Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
Nintendo
Wii
Freeze
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Retarded Fish Frog
Season 10
Go God Go
The Catholic parents of a student is very unhappy with the evolution in the classroom. Principal Victoria hires Richard Dawkins to teach it
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01:01
Garrison
principal victoria
Richard Dawkins
evolution
Mr. Triscotti
Mrs. Triscotti
Retarded Fish Frog
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I'm a Monkey
Season 10
Go God Go
Richard Dawkins begins teaching evolution to the class, prompting Mrs. Garrison to throw shit at him.
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Richard Dawkins
Mrs. Garrison
evolution
Monkeys
atheist
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Bebe
Shit
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A Woman with Fire
Season 10
Go God Go
Principal Victoria decides to ban Mrs. Garrison from the classroom but Richard Dawkins protests. Then, he asks Garrison out.
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Garrison
Richard Dawkins
principal victoria
Classroom
Admire
date
Sex Change
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Butters Freezes Cartman
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman enlists Butters to help him freeze himself until the Nintendo Wii comes out. Cartman tells Butters to come get him in three weeks.
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Mrs. Cartman
Cartman
Freezer
Butters
Mountains
Wii
Nintendo
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Dawkins Bangs Garrison
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison agrees to become an atheist on her date. They go back to Mrs. Garrison's house for dessert and bang.
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Mrs. Garrison
Richard Dawkins
date
atheist
Outspoken
God
Spaghetti Monster
Bang
Monkey Hole
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Cartman in 2546
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman is submerged by an avalanche. He wakes up in the year 2546 and is horrified to find out that the Wii no longer exists.
11618
03:03
Cartman
Mountains
Frozen
avalanche
Year 2546
Shveck
Wii
Nintendo
Buck Rodgers
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Retard Alert
Season 10
Go God Go
When Stan suggests God might exist, Mrs. Garrison calls him a retard and puts him in the dunce chair.
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Richard Dawkins
Mrs. Garrison
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Atheism
Stan
Kenny
Dunce Chair
Retard
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Your Intellect and My Balls
Season 10
Go God Go
With Richard Dawkin's intellect and Mrs. Garrison's balls, they plan to rid the world of religion forever. Richard then motorboats Garrison.
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Mrs. Garrison
Richard Dawkins
Bed
balls
Atheism
No Religion
Intellect
beautiful breasts
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General Disarray Advises Professor Chaos
Season 10
Go God Go
Butters rushes to rescue Cartman as soon as realizes Cart man's plan will kill him, but Butters can't remember where he left him.
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Butters
Cartman
Butters' Mom
police
Dougie
Missing
Frozen
General Disarray. Professor Chaos
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Unfrozen for a Reason
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman doesn't care about atheism or war, He just wants a Wii.
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future
Shpeck
atheist
Unified Atheist League
United Atheist Alliance
science
Wii
Nintendo
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Dawning of the Sea Otters
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman is stuck in the future as an atheist war begins over the information he knows. Cart man's life is threatened by the head sea otter.
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Cartman
Allied Atheist Allegiance
Time-Child
Sea Otters
future
United Atheist Alliance
science
Wii
Nintendo
Time Child
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Sweet Monkey Love
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison goes on a date with Richard Dawkins. He teaches her about atheists, evolution, and eventually, hot monkey sex.
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Science, Help Us!
Season 10
Go God Go
After being unfrozen in the future, Cartman is caught in the middle of bloody Atheist war.
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Cartman
Atheists
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South Park Elementary faces strong opposition to the topic of evolution being taught to the 4th graders. Cartman can't be bothered with what's going on in class. He's busy with his plan to propel himself into the future where he will arrive on the precise release date of the newest, hottest game.
Cartman Wants a Wii
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman is going nuts waiting for the Nintendo Wii to come out. Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrison is outraged she has to teach evolution.
49368
01:23
Cartman
Mrs. Cartman
Garrison
principal victoria
Mr. Mackey
evolution
Nintendo
Wii
EV Games
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Retard Babies & Butt Sex
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison begins a lesson on his theory of evolution as Cartman freaks out about waiting for the Wii.
38180
01:29
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
evolution
Garrison
Butters
Nintendo
Wii
Butt Sex
Retard baby
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Cartman Can't Wait 3 Weeks
Season 10
Go God Go
Cart man's mom drags him away from the game store and tells him to go to bed, but Cartman can't sleep.
4294
01:14
Cartman
Mrs. Cartman
Nintendo
South Park Mall
Wii
EV Games
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Suspender Animation
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman can't take the wait any longer and decides to freeze himself until the Wii comes out. The boys won't help him.
1944
00:49
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
Nintendo
Wii
Freeze
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Retarded Fish Frog
Season 10
Go God Go
The Catholic parents of a student is very unhappy with the evolution in the classroom. Principal Victoria hires Richard Dawkins to teach it
6063
01:01
Garrison
principal victoria
Richard Dawkins
evolution
Mr. Triscotti
Mrs. Triscotti
Retarded Fish Frog
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I'm a Monkey
Season 10
Go God Go
Richard Dawkins begins teaching evolution to the class, prompting Mrs. Garrison to throw shit at him.
25447
01:16
Richard Dawkins
Mrs. Garrison
evolution
Monkeys
atheist
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Bebe
Shit
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A Woman with Fire
Season 10
Go God Go
Principal Victoria decides to ban Mrs. Garrison from the classroom but Richard Dawkins protests. Then, he asks Garrison out.
2104
01:24
Garrison
Richard Dawkins
principal victoria
Classroom
Admire
date
Sex Change
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Butters Freezes Cartman
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman enlists Butters to help him freeze himself until the Nintendo Wii comes out. Cartman tells Butters to come get him in three weeks.
18336
01:30
Mrs. Cartman
Cartman
Freezer
Butters
Mountains
Wii
Nintendo
add to playlist
Dawkins Bangs Garrison
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison agrees to become an atheist on her date. They go back to Mrs. Garrison's house for dessert and bang.
26018
01:33
Mrs. Garrison
Richard Dawkins
date
atheist
Outspoken
God
Spaghetti Monster
Bang
Monkey Hole
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Cartman in 2546
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman is submerged by an avalanche. He wakes up in the year 2546 and is horrified to find out that the Wii no longer exists.
11618
03:03
Cartman
Mountains
Frozen
avalanche
Year 2546
Shveck
Wii
Nintendo
Buck Rodgers
add to playlist
Retard Alert
Season 10
Go God Go
When Stan suggests God might exist, Mrs. Garrison calls him a retard and puts him in the dunce chair.
4129
00:45
Richard Dawkins
Mrs. Garrison
evolution
Atheism
Stan
Kenny
Dunce Chair
Retard
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Your Intellect and My Balls
Season 10
Go God Go
With Richard Dawkin's intellect and Mrs. Garrison's balls, they plan to rid the world of religion forever. Richard then motorboats Garrison.
4239
01:07
Mrs. Garrison
Richard Dawkins
Bed
balls
Atheism
No Religion
Intellect
beautiful breasts
add to playlist
General Disarray Advises Professor Chaos
Season 10
Go God Go
Butters rushes to rescue Cartman as soon as realizes Cart man's plan will kill him, but Butters can't remember where he left him.
2218
01:29
Butters
Cartman
Butters' Mom
police
Dougie
Missing
Frozen
General Disarray. Professor Chaos
add to playlist
Unfrozen for a Reason
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman doesn't care about atheism or war, He just wants a Wii.
9264
02:04
Cartman
future
Shpeck
atheist
Unified Atheist League
United Atheist Alliance
science
Wii
Nintendo
add to playlist
Dawning of the Sea Otters
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman is stuck in the future as an atheist war begins over the information he knows. Cart man's life is threatened by the head sea otter.
4489
00:53
Cartman
Allied Atheist Allegiance
Time-Child
Sea Otters
future
United Atheist Alliance
science
Wii
Nintendo
Time Child
add to playlist
Sweet Monkey Love
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison goes on a date with Richard Dawkins. He teaches her about atheists, evolution, and eventually, hot monkey sex.
17070
1:32
dirtiest
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Richard Dawkins
Garrison
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Science, Help Us!
Season 10
Go God Go
After being unfrozen in the future, Cartman is caught in the middle of bloody Atheist war.
2397
1:34
Cartman
Atheists
Time Child
Fight
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