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Sweet Monkey Love
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison goes on a date with Richard Dawkins. He teaches her about atheists, evolution, and eventually, hot monkey sex.
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The Dolphin Encounter
Season 13
Whale Whores
The Japanese terrorize aquariums and sea parks across the country.
82231
01:59
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whales
Japanese
Stan
Stan's Dad
Sea Park
zoo
birthday
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Not My Waterpark
Season 13
Pee
Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
Song
minorities
water park
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Living with the Smurfs
Season 13
Dances With Smurfs
In a controversial segment, Cartman unveils the true story about his life with the Smurfs.
369783
02:53
morning announcements
Cartman
Wendy
smurfs
Butters
smurfberries
Glenn Beck
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There's A Wetness Coming From My Pants
Season 13
Dead Celebrities
The Ghost Hunters try to investigate Ike's haunting.
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Ghost Hunters
poop
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Ike
Pee
Billy Mays
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They Took His Dog!
Season 13
W.T.F.
The Wrestling Coach proves in the end that he's the best wrestler of all.
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Wrestling Coach
Wrestling Takedown Federation
Vince McMahon
took er jobs
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Rednecks
Stan
Cartman
Kyle
Darryl Weathers
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Bike-Curious
Season 13
The F Word
The bikers want to prove their toughness, and Biker Butters joins their cause.
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01:27
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Butters
Stan
Kenny
Cartman
Kyle
bike-curious
Big Gay Al
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Poker Face
Season 13
Whale Whores
The Sea Shepherd's new captain takes Whale Wars to the next level.
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Stan
Cartman
Whale Wars
Sea Shepherd
Lady Gaga
Poker Face
Prime Minister of Japan
Japanese
Godzilla
Montage
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Hand Me That Evidence Bag
Season 13
Butters' Bottom Bitch
Sergeant Yates performs some undercover work on an entire frat house.
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Sergeant Yates
undercover
sex
prostitution
fraternity
Party
Cops
bottom bitch
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!
Season 13
Pee
Disaster strikes the water park.
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Pi Pi
Pi Pi's Splashtown
2012
Kenny
Kyle
Pee
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Cartman
flood
minorities
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Ask Y?
Season 13
Dances With Smurfs
Using his new video system, Cartman spells out the true nature of Wendy's intentions.
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Cartman
Glenn Beck
morning announcements
Wendy
socialist
Butters
smurfs
school president
Casey Miller
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The Fine Sport of Wrastling
Season 13
W.T.F.
The boys sign up for South Park Elementary's Junior Wrestling Club, only to realize that real wrestling is totally lame.
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south park elementary
Cartman
Butters
Kyle
Stan
Jimmy
Kenny
Token
Wrestling Coach
Rad Russian
Triceratops
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Don't You Want a New Lunchbox?
Season 13
Butters' Bottom Bitch
Butters puts his new pimping skills to work.
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Butters
Sally Darson
Pimp
Stan
Wendy
Bebe
Clyde
bottom bitch
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Brub Brrub Brrrrub!
Season 13
The F Word
The bikers show everyone how they roll.
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bikers
motorcycles
Cartman
diner
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Sorry For The Delay
Season 13
Dead Celebrities
The dead celebrities finally find out why purgatory is taking so long.
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Billy Mays
Patrick Swayze
Walter Cronkite
Ed McMahon
Farrah Fawcett
DJ AM
Ricardo Montalban
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Cartman Wants a Wii
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman is going nuts waiting for the Nintendo Wii to come out. Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrison is outraged she has to teach evolution.
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Cartman
Mrs. Cartman
Garrison
principal victoria
Mr. Mackey
Evolution
Nintendo
Wii
EV Games
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Retard Babies & Butt Sex
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison begins a lesson on his theory of evolution as Cartman freaks out about waiting for the Wii.
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Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Evolution
Garrison
Butters
Nintendo
Wii
Butt Sex
Retard baby
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Cartman Can't Wait 3 Weeks
Season 10
Go God Go
Cart man's mom drags him away from the game store and tells him to go to bed, but Cartman can't sleep.
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Cartman
Mrs. Cartman
Nintendo
South Park Mall
Wii
EV Games
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Suspender Animation
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman can't take the wait any longer and decides to freeze himself until the Wii comes out. The boys won't help him.
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Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
Nintendo
Wii
Freeze
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Retarded Fish Frog
Season 10
Go God Go
The Catholic parents of a student is very unhappy with the evolution in the classroom. Principal Victoria hires Richard Dawkins to teach it
5743
01:01
Garrison
principal victoria
Richard Dawkins
Evolution
Mr. Triscotti
Mrs. Triscotti
Retarded Fish Frog
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I'm a Monkey
Season 10
Go God Go
Richard Dawkins begins teaching evolution to the class, prompting Mrs. Garrison to throw shit at him.
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Richard Dawkins
Mrs. Garrison
Evolution
Monkeys
Atheist
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Bebe
Shit
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A Woman with Fire
Season 10
Go God Go
Principal Victoria decides to ban Mrs. Garrison from the classroom but Richard Dawkins protests. Then, he asks Garrison out.
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Garrison
Richard Dawkins
principal victoria
Classroom
Admire
Date
Sex Change
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Butters Freezes Cartman
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman enlists Butters to help him freeze himself until the Nintendo Wii comes out. Cartman tells Butters to come get him in three weeks.
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Mrs. Cartman
Cartman
Freezer
Butters
Mountains
Wii
Nintendo
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Dawkins Bangs Garrison
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison agrees to become an atheist on her date. They go back to Mrs. Garrison's house for dessert and bang.
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Mrs. Garrison
Richard Dawkins
Date
Atheist
Outspoken
God
Spaghetti Monster
Bang
Monkey Hole
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Cartman in 2546
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman is submerged by an avalanche. He wakes up in the year 2546 and is horrified to find out that the Wii no longer exists.
11518
03:03
Cartman
Mountains
Frozen
Avalanche
Year 2546
Shveck
Wii
Nintendo
Buck Rodgers
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Retard Alert
Season 10
Go God Go
When Stan suggests God might exist, Mrs. Garrison calls him a retard and puts him in the dunce chair.
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Richard Dawkins
Mrs. Garrison
Evolution
Atheism
Stan
Kenny
Dunce Chair
Retard
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Your Intellect and My Balls
Season 10
Go God Go
With Richard Dawkin's intellect and Mrs. Garrison's balls, they plan to rid the world of religion forever. Richard then motorboats Garrison.
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Mrs. Garrison
Richard Dawkins
Bed
Balls
Atheism
No Religion
Intellect
beautiful breasts
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General Disarray Advises Professor Chaos
Season 10
Go God Go
Butters rushes to rescue Cartman as soon as realizes Cart man's plan will kill him, but Butters can't remember where he left him.
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Butters
Cartman
Butters' Mom
police
Dougie
Missing
Frozen
General Disarray. Professor Chaos
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Unfrozen for a Reason
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman doesn't care about atheism or war, He just wants a Wii.
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Cartman
future
Shpeck
Atheist
Unified Atheist League
United Atheist Alliance
Science
Wii
Nintendo
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Dawning of the Sea Otters
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman is stuck in the future as an atheist war begins over the information he knows. Cart man's life is threatened by the head sea otter.
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Cartman
Allied Atheist Allegiance
Time-Child
Sea Otters
future
United Atheist Alliance
Science
Wii
Nintendo
Time Child
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Sweet Monkey Love
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison goes on a date with Richard Dawkins. He teaches her about atheists, evolution, and eventually, hot monkey sex.
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Science, Help Us!
Season 10
Go God Go
After being unfrozen in the future, Cartman is caught in the middle of bloody Atheist war.
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Cartman
Atheists
Time Child
Fight
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South Park Elementary faces strong opposition to the topic of evolution being taught to the 4th graders. Cartman can't be bothered with what's going on in class. He's busy with his plan to propel himself into the future where he will arrive on the precise release date of the newest, hottest game.
Cartman Wants a Wii
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman is going nuts waiting for the Nintendo Wii to come out. Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrison is outraged she has to teach evolution.
48706
01:23
Cartman
Mrs. Cartman
Garrison
principal victoria
Mr. Mackey
Evolution
Nintendo
Wii
EV Games
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Retard Babies & Butt Sex
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison begins a lesson on his theory of evolution as Cartman freaks out about waiting for the Wii.
36662
01:29
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Evolution
Garrison
Butters
Nintendo
Wii
Butt Sex
Retard baby
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Cartman Can't Wait 3 Weeks
Season 10
Go God Go
Cart man's mom drags him away from the game store and tells him to go to bed, but Cartman can't sleep.
4152
01:14
Cartman
Mrs. Cartman
Nintendo
South Park Mall
Wii
EV Games
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Suspender Animation
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman can't take the wait any longer and decides to freeze himself until the Wii comes out. The boys won't help him.
1902
00:49
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
Nintendo
Wii
Freeze
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Retarded Fish Frog
Season 10
Go God Go
The Catholic parents of a student is very unhappy with the evolution in the classroom. Principal Victoria hires Richard Dawkins to teach it
5743
01:01
Garrison
principal victoria
Richard Dawkins
Evolution
Mr. Triscotti
Mrs. Triscotti
Retarded Fish Frog
add to playlist
I'm a Monkey
Season 10
Go God Go
Richard Dawkins begins teaching evolution to the class, prompting Mrs. Garrison to throw shit at him.
25088
01:16
Richard Dawkins
Mrs. Garrison
Evolution
Monkeys
Atheist
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Bebe
Shit
add to playlist
A Woman with Fire
Season 10
Go God Go
Principal Victoria decides to ban Mrs. Garrison from the classroom but Richard Dawkins protests. Then, he asks Garrison out.
2063
01:24
Garrison
Richard Dawkins
principal victoria
Classroom
Admire
Date
Sex Change
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Butters Freezes Cartman
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman enlists Butters to help him freeze himself until the Nintendo Wii comes out. Cartman tells Butters to come get him in three weeks.
18223
01:30
Mrs. Cartman
Cartman
Freezer
Butters
Mountains
Wii
Nintendo
add to playlist
Dawkins Bangs Garrison
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison agrees to become an atheist on her date. They go back to Mrs. Garrison's house for dessert and bang.
25559
01:33
Mrs. Garrison
Richard Dawkins
Date
Atheist
Outspoken
God
Spaghetti Monster
Bang
Monkey Hole
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Cartman in 2546
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman is submerged by an avalanche. He wakes up in the year 2546 and is horrified to find out that the Wii no longer exists.
11518
03:03
Cartman
Mountains
Frozen
Avalanche
Year 2546
Shveck
Wii
Nintendo
Buck Rodgers
add to playlist
Retard Alert
Season 10
Go God Go
When Stan suggests God might exist, Mrs. Garrison calls him a retard and puts him in the dunce chair.
4011
00:45
Richard Dawkins
Mrs. Garrison
Evolution
Atheism
Stan
Kenny
Dunce Chair
Retard
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Your Intellect and My Balls
Season 10
Go God Go
With Richard Dawkin's intellect and Mrs. Garrison's balls, they plan to rid the world of religion forever. Richard then motorboats Garrison.
4082
01:07
Mrs. Garrison
Richard Dawkins
Bed
Balls
Atheism
No Religion
Intellect
beautiful breasts
add to playlist
General Disarray Advises Professor Chaos
Season 10
Go God Go
Butters rushes to rescue Cartman as soon as realizes Cart man's plan will kill him, but Butters can't remember where he left him.
2135
01:29
Butters
Cartman
Butters' Mom
police
Dougie
Missing
Frozen
General Disarray. Professor Chaos
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Unfrozen for a Reason
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman doesn't care about atheism or war, He just wants a Wii.
9183
02:04
Cartman
future
Shpeck
Atheist
Unified Atheist League
United Atheist Alliance
Science
Wii
Nintendo
add to playlist
Dawning of the Sea Otters
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman is stuck in the future as an atheist war begins over the information he knows. Cart man's life is threatened by the head sea otter.
4299
00:53
Cartman
Allied Atheist Allegiance
Time-Child
Sea Otters
future
United Atheist Alliance
Science
Wii
Nintendo
Time Child
add to playlist
Sweet Monkey Love
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison goes on a date with Richard Dawkins. He teaches her about atheists, evolution, and eventually, hot monkey sex.
16879
1:32
dirtiest
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Richard Dawkins
Garrison
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Science, Help Us!
Season 10
Go God Go
After being unfrozen in the future, Cartman is caught in the middle of bloody Atheist war.
2302
1:34
Cartman
Atheists
Time Child
Fight
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