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Sweet Monkey Love
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison goes on a date with Richard Dawkins. He teaches her about atheists, evolution, and eventually, hot monkey sex.
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You Gotta Swim!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
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Stan
Jimmy
Kyle
Piss
Pee
swim
Cartman
minorities
Butters
2012
diary
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
Season 13
Pee
The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
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Kyle
Stan
Stan's Dad
Kenny
Jimmy
Butters
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
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Piss
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Not My Waterpark
Season 13
Pee
Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
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water park
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The Myan's Predicted This
Season 13
Pee
Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
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Stan
Kyle
Jimmy
Butters
Kenny
Pi Pi's Splashtown
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water park
2012
math
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Almost All Pee
Season 13
Pee
Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
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Pee
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Pi Pi
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!
Season 13
Pee
Disaster strikes the water park.
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
2012
Kenny
Kyle
Pee
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Cartman
flood
minorities
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Almost All P, No H
Season 13
Pee
The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
water park
police
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Stan's Dad
Randy
monkey
Piss
Pee
Fire Marshal
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Pee Meltdown
Season 13
Pee
Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
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Randy
Sharon
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Pi Pi's Splashtown
monkey
Pee
Piss
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Fire Marshal
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The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming
Season 13
Pee
The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
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Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Piss
Pee
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The Minority World
Season 13
Pee
After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.
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Drink the Pee
Season 13
Pee
Kyle prepares for his big dive.
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Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Pi Pi
Pee
Piss
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The Abyss
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The Antidote
Season 13
Pee
The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
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Stan's Dad
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Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
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Randy
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EAT THE BANANA!!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle finally bites the bullet, just in time to be rescued.
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Pee
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
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Stan
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Butters
Stan's Dad
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Preview - Going to the Water Park
Season 13
Pee
Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.
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Sweet Monkey Love
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison goes on a date with Richard Dawkins. He teaches her about atheists, evolution, and eventually, hot monkey sex.
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Retarded Fish Frog
Season 10
Go God Go
The Catholic parents of a student is very unhappy with the evolution in the classroom. Principal Victoria hires Richard Dawkins to teach it
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Richard Dawkins
Evolution
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A Woman with Fire
Season 10
Go God Go
Principal Victoria decides to ban Mrs. Garrison from the classroom but Richard Dawkins protests. Then, he asks Garrison out.
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Admire
Date
Sex Change
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Atheists Plan To Go To War
Season 10
Go God Go XII
Three warring factions of atheists plot against one another based on science, Richard Dawkins and Garrison.
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Kill the Wise One!
Season 10
Go God Go XII
With the otters of the Allied Atheist Alliance on the verge of inciting war, their oldest and wisest member speaks his mind and for that he is killed.
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Ms. Garrison
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I'm a Monkey
Season 10
Go God Go
Richard Dawkins begins teaching evolution to the class, prompting Mrs. Garrison to throw shit at him.
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Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Bebe
Shit
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Dawkins Bangs Garrison
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison agrees to become an atheist on her date. They go back to Mrs. Garrison's house for dessert and bang.
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Mrs. Garrison
Richard Dawkins
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Spaghetti Monster
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Monkey Hole
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Retard Alert
Season 10
Go God Go
When Stan suggests God might exist, Mrs. Garrison calls him a retard and puts him in the dunce chair.
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Mrs. Garrison
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Atheism
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Kenny
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Your Intellect and My Balls
Season 10
Go God Go
With Richard Dawkin's intellect and Mrs. Garrison's balls, they plan to rid the world of religion forever. Richard then motorboats Garrison.
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Sex Change Operation?
Season 10
Go God Go XII
Cartman tells Richard Dawkins' about Garrison's sex change, thus restoring order to the future.
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South Park Elementary faces strong opposition to the topic of evolution being taught to the 4th graders. Cartman can't be bothered with what's going on in class. He's busy with his plan to propel himself into the future where he will arrive on the precise release date of the newest, hottest game.
Cartman Wants a Wii
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman is going nuts waiting for the Nintendo Wii to come out. Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrison is outraged she has to teach evolution.
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Retard Babies & Butt Sex
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison begins a lesson on his theory of evolution as Cartman freaks out about waiting for the Wii.
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Cartman Can't Wait 3 Weeks
Season 10
Go God Go
Cart man's mom drags him away from the game store and tells him to go to bed, but Cartman can't sleep.
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Mrs. Cartman
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South Park Mall
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EV Games
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Suspender Animation
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman can't take the wait any longer and decides to freeze himself until the Wii comes out. The boys won't help him.
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Kyle
Kenny
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Wii
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Retarded Fish Frog
Season 10
Go God Go
The Catholic parents of a student is very unhappy with the evolution in the classroom. Principal Victoria hires Richard Dawkins to teach it
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Garrison
principal victoria
Richard Dawkins
Evolution
Mr. Triscotti
Mrs. Triscotti
Retarded Fish Frog
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I'm a Monkey
Season 10
Go God Go
Richard Dawkins begins teaching evolution to the class, prompting Mrs. Garrison to throw shit at him.
24110
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Richard Dawkins
Mrs. Garrison
Evolution
Monkeys
Atheist
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Bebe
Shit
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A Woman with Fire
Season 10
Go God Go
Principal Victoria decides to ban Mrs. Garrison from the classroom but Richard Dawkins protests. Then, he asks Garrison out.
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Garrison
Richard Dawkins
principal victoria
Classroom
Admire
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Sex Change
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Butters Freezes Cartman
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman enlists Butters to help him freeze himself until the Nintendo Wii comes out. Cartman tells Butters to come get him in three weeks.
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Cartman
Freezer
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Nintendo
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Dawkins Bangs Garrison
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison agrees to become an atheist on her date. They go back to Mrs. Garrison's house for dessert and bang.
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Mrs. Garrison
Richard Dawkins
Date
Atheist
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God
Spaghetti Monster
Bang
Monkey Hole
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Cartman in 2546
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman is submerged by an avalanche. He wakes up in the year 2546 and is horrified to find out that the Wii no longer exists.
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Mountains
Frozen
Avalanche
Year 2546
Shveck
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Nintendo
Buck Rodgers
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Retard Alert
Season 10
Go God Go
When Stan suggests God might exist, Mrs. Garrison calls him a retard and puts him in the dunce chair.
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00:45
Richard Dawkins
Mrs. Garrison
Evolution
Atheism
Stan
Kenny
Dunce Chair
Retard
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Your Intellect and My Balls
Season 10
Go God Go
With Richard Dawkin's intellect and Mrs. Garrison's balls, they plan to rid the world of religion forever. Richard then motorboats Garrison.
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Mrs. Garrison
Richard Dawkins
Bed
Balls
Atheism
No Religion
Intellect
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General Disarray Advises Professor Chaos
Season 10
Go God Go
Butters rushes to rescue Cartman as soon as realizes Cart man's plan will kill him, but Butters can't remember where he left him.
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Cartman
Butters' Mom
police
Dougie
Missing
Frozen
General Disarray. Professor Chaos
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Unfrozen for a Reason
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman doesn't care about atheism or war, He just wants a Wii.
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Shpeck
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Unified Atheist League
United Atheist Alliance
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Wii
Nintendo
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Dawning of the Sea Otters
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman is stuck in the future as an atheist war begins over the information he knows. Cart man's life is threatened by the head sea otter.
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Cartman
Allied Atheist Allegiance
Time-Child
Sea Otters
future
United Atheist Alliance
Science
Wii
Nintendo
Time Child
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Sweet Monkey Love
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison goes on a date with Richard Dawkins. He teaches her about atheists, evolution, and eventually, hot monkey sex.
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Science, Help Us!
Season 10
Go God Go
After being unfrozen in the future, Cartman is caught in the middle of bloody Atheist war.
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Atheists
Time Child
Fight
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