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Kyle's Mom's A Stupid Bitch
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Garrison is looking for a non-Jesus Christmas song, and Cartman's got just the one.
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Cartman
Kyle
kyle's mom
Garrison
Mr. Hankey
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Happy Thanksgiving! Gobble! Gobble!
Jay Leno Thanksgiving Special
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
Jay Leno visits South Park Elementary to find out what Thanksgiving means to the kids.
85887
2:52
Jay Leno
Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving Special
chin
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
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All For Nothing
Season 4
Helen Keller! The Musical
The kindergarten class perform their Thanksgiving show - which is not as extravagant as Butters warned.
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00:50
Garrison
Kindergarten
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Timmy
Gobbles
Thanksgiving
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Braveheart
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
Chef gives the town of South Park a motivational speech before leading them into battle against the evil turkeys.
4101
01:10
the mayor
evil turkeys
Chef
motivational speech
Stan
Kyle
turkey speech
horse
warrior
braveheart
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Martha Stewart Living
Season 6
Red Hot Catholic Love
When a new eating method sweeps the nation, even Martha Stewart joins in and eats a turkey with her ass.
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Martha Stewart
Living
Turkey
Federal Agents
Lubricating Gel
Squat
Baste
Intero-Rectogestion
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Sports Watch
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
While watching the "Terrance and Phillip Thanksgiving Special," the boys see an infomercial to help starving children. Donating will get them a free watch, so they do it.
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01:44
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Mrs. Cartman
Terrance and Phillip
Thanksgiving Special
Sally Struthers
Ethiopian
Cheesy poofs
Africa
Full House
vas deferens
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Holiday Dinner
Season 2
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
Stan's family is dead to him. The boys can't believe the Cartman family's disgusting dinner manners.
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01:36
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman's Mom
Stan
Cartman's Grandma
Cartman's Grandpa
Catheter Bag
Cousin Elvin
Uncle Howard
pot pie
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Can Opener?
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
The McCormicks sit down to a Thanksgiving dinner of canned green beans. Unfortunately, they don't have a can opener.
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00:30
Mrs.. mccormick
Mr.. mccormick
kevin
Kenny
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The Battle Against The Turkeys
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
The town wins it's battle against the turkeys. The Secret Service agents come back for Starvin' Marvin and he leaves with a turkey.
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01:40
starvin' marvin
Kenny
Kyle
Killed Kenny
Stan
Dr. Mephisto
Chef
Officer Barbrady
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Picking a Turkey
Season 4
Helen Keller! The Musical
Kyle and Timmy go to a farm to get a turkey for the play. Timmy picks out a "messed up one" bound for execution.
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00:53
Kyle
Play
Timmy
Thanksgiving
Turkey
Gobbles
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We Found An Ethernopian
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
When the doorbell rings at Cartman's house, the boys expect to get their free digital watch. Instead, they get Starvin' Marvin, an Ethiopian child.
4971
01:31
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Mrs. Cartman
Cartman's Mom
Terrance and Phillip
starvin' marvin
Ethiopian
adoption
digital sports watch
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Alinicia, the Broadway Turkey
Season 4
Helen Keller! The Musical
Alinicia, the Broadway turkey won't work with other turkeys, and Timmy won't work unless Gobbles is in the show.
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Cartman
Play
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Timmy
Clyde
Geoffrey Maynard
LaMonde
Gobbles
Helen Keller
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Dress Rehearsal
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Mrs. Broflovski feels the school Christmas play shouldn't have a nativity scene. She is outraged that her Jewish son, Kyle, is set to play Joseph.
85497
02:18
Stan
kyle's mom
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Wendy
Garrison
Mr. Hankey
Nativity
Jewish
Christmas
Hanukah
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A Jew on Christmas
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
The boys won't let Kyle join in on any of the Holiday activities because he's Jewish. Kyle sings a song about feeling lonely and left out on Christmas.
65461
02:46
Cartman
Mr. Hankey
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Wendy
Officer Barbrady
Christmas Snow
Santa Claus
Fiber
Jewish
Song
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Non-offensive Christmas Icon
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
The people of South Park are in an uproar about the Nativity Scene being displayed in front the Capitol Office. When the mayor calls for a new icon, Kyle suggests Mr. Hankey.
998
01:56
the mayor
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Garrison
Priest Maxi
Jimbo
Nativity Scene
Jewish Community
Santa
Frosty
Mr. Hankey
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Repeat After Me
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Mr. Broflovski tries to get it into Kyle's head that his belief in Mr. Hankey is unacceptable.
11564
00:42
Kyle's dad
kyle's mom
Kyle
Ike
Imaginary Friends
Mr. Hankey
Dreidel
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Mr. Hankey Visits Kyle
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Mr. Hankey comes out of the toilet and proves he's real by singing Kyle a Christmas Song, but goes limp when Mr. Broflovski walks in. Kyle gets caught with poo in his hands.
3958
01:09
Kyle
Mr. Hankey
Howdy Ho
Noel
Christmas Song
Kyle's dad
Mirror
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We'll Show Them
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Mr. Hankey agrees to go to school with Kyle in the morning so they can show everyone the true Spirit of Christmas, and prove that Kyle's not crazy after all.
923
00:34
Kyle
Mr. Hankey
Spirit of Christmas
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Socks
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Dance Damn You!
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
The people of South Park are busy taking down everything they find offensive for the Christmas season, even mistletoe. Mr. Hankey won't come alive for Kyle's friends.
913
01:33
Mayor
Cartman
Christmas
Mr. Hankey
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Ultra Vibe Pleasure 2000
Mistletoe
Jewish Tradition
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Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Mr. Hankey comes to life while Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch. When poop mysteriously lands on Cartman's face, everyone blames Kyle.
26489
01:31
Garrison
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Mr. Hankey
Christmas
kyle's mom
Christmas Play
Jesus
Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song
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Acute Fecalphelia
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Mr. Hankey is causing Kyle more problems instead of spreading Christmas spirit. Counselor Mackey thinks Kyle is a fecalpheliac.
912
01:19
Mr. Mackey
Kyle
Mr. Hankey
Fecalpheliac
Jewish
Mookie Stinks
Christmas
Prozac
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Offensively Non-Offensive
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
The boys commit Kyle to a mental institution before he and his fecalphelia can hurt anyone else.
9046
00:55
Garrison
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
Mr. Hankey
Christmas
Epilepsy
Mr. Mackey
Fecalfeliac
Mental Institution
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Fa La La Your La
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
South Park Elementary finally presents the happy, non-offensive, non-denominational school play, with compositions by Phillip Glass.
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02:48
Chef
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Garrison
Philip Glass
Christmas Play
Dreidel
Jimbo
Song
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Mr. Hankey Construction Set
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
A live action commercial for the Mr. Hankey Construction Set. You can make your own. Fun for the whole family.
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Mr. Hankey
fecal fishing net
Hankey-stand
Mariachi Mr. Hankey
Mrs. Hankey
Commercial
Live Action
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Mr. Hankey Teaches the Town
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Mr. Hankey finally comes to life to tell the people of South Park they focus too hard on what's wrong with Christmas and to remind them what the Holidays are really about.
1022
01:32
Cartman
Kenny
Stan
Wendy
Chef
Mr. Hankey
Fighting
Howdy Ho
Christmas
Mayor
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Merry Christmas Kyle Broflovski
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Everyone believes in Mr. Hanky. Kyle is released from the mental hospital and Kenny makes it through the episode without dying.
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Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Mr. Hankey
Merry christmas
Jewish
Hanukah
Christmas
nutty
corny
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greenish brown
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Kyle's Mom's A Stupid Bitch
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Garrison is looking for a non-Jesus Christmas song, and Cartman's got just the one.
20421
1:25
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Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
12.17.97
Believe in Mr. Hankey! While South Park Elementary is attempting to stage a non-denominational holiday play that won't offend (or entertain) anyone, Kyle has checked himself into the South Park mental house. It's Christmastime in South Park and in this landmark episode, an unlikely hero saves the day.
Dress Rehearsal
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Mrs. Broflovski feels the school Christmas play shouldn't have a nativity scene. She is outraged that her Jewish son, Kyle, is set to play Joseph.
85497
02:18
Stan
kyle's mom
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Wendy
Garrison
Mr. Hankey
Nativity
Jewish
Christmas
Hanukah
add to playlist
A Jew on Christmas
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
The boys won't let Kyle join in on any of the Holiday activities because he's Jewish. Kyle sings a song about feeling lonely and left out on Christmas.
65461
02:46
Cartman
Mr. Hankey
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Wendy
Officer Barbrady
Christmas Snow
Santa Claus
Fiber
Jewish
Song
add to playlist
Non-offensive Christmas Icon
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
The people of South Park are in an uproar about the Nativity Scene being displayed in front the Capitol Office. When the mayor calls for a new icon, Kyle suggests Mr. Hankey.
998
01:56
the mayor
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Garrison
Priest Maxi
Jimbo
Nativity Scene
Jewish Community
Santa
Frosty
Mr. Hankey
add to playlist
Repeat After Me
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Mr. Broflovski tries to get it into Kyle's head that his belief in Mr. Hankey is unacceptable.
11564
00:42
Kyle's dad
kyle's mom
Kyle
Ike
Imaginary Friends
Mr. Hankey
Dreidel
add to playlist
Mr. Hankey Visits Kyle
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Mr. Hankey comes out of the toilet and proves he's real by singing Kyle a Christmas Song, but goes limp when Mr. Broflovski walks in. Kyle gets caught with poo in his hands.
3958
01:09
Kyle
Mr. Hankey
Howdy Ho
Noel
Christmas Song
Kyle's dad
Mirror
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We'll Show Them
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Mr. Hankey agrees to go to school with Kyle in the morning so they can show everyone the true Spirit of Christmas, and prove that Kyle's not crazy after all.
923
00:34
Kyle
Mr. Hankey
Spirit of Christmas
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Socks
add to playlist
Dance Damn You!
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
The people of South Park are busy taking down everything they find offensive for the Christmas season, even mistletoe. Mr. Hankey won't come alive for Kyle's friends.
913
01:33
Mayor
Cartman
Christmas
Mr. Hankey
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Ultra Vibe Pleasure 2000
Mistletoe
Jewish Tradition
add to playlist
Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Mr. Hankey comes to life while Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch. When poop mysteriously lands on Cartman's face, everyone blames Kyle.
26489
01:31
Garrison
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Mr. Hankey
Christmas
kyle's mom
Christmas Play
Jesus
Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song
add to playlist
Acute Fecalphelia
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Mr. Hankey is causing Kyle more problems instead of spreading Christmas spirit. Counselor Mackey thinks Kyle is a fecalpheliac.
912
01:19
Mr. Mackey
Kyle
Mr. Hankey
Fecalpheliac
Jewish
Mookie Stinks
Christmas
Prozac
add to playlist
Offensively Non-Offensive
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
The boys commit Kyle to a mental institution before he and his fecalphelia can hurt anyone else.
9046
00:55
Garrison
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
Mr. Hankey
Christmas
Epilepsy
Mr. Mackey
Fecalfeliac
Mental Institution
add to playlist
Fa La La Your La
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
South Park Elementary finally presents the happy, non-offensive, non-denominational school play, with compositions by Phillip Glass.
47481
02:48
Chef
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Garrison
Philip Glass
Christmas Play
Dreidel
Jimbo
Song
add to playlist
Mr. Hankey Construction Set
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
A live action commercial for the Mr. Hankey Construction Set. You can make your own. Fun for the whole family.
6295
00:45
Mr. Hankey
fecal fishing net
Hankey-stand
Mariachi Mr. Hankey
Mrs. Hankey
Commercial
Live Action
add to playlist
Mr. Hankey Teaches the Town
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Mr. Hankey finally comes to life to tell the people of South Park they focus too hard on what's wrong with Christmas and to remind them what the Holidays are really about.
1022
01:32
Cartman
Kenny
Stan
Wendy
Chef
Mr. Hankey
Fighting
Howdy Ho
Christmas
Mayor
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Merry Christmas Kyle Broflovski
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Everyone believes in Mr. Hanky. Kyle is released from the mental hospital and Kenny makes it through the episode without dying.
2091
01:15
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Mr. Hankey
Merry christmas
Jewish
Hanukah
Christmas
nutty
corny
brown
greenish brown
add to playlist
Kyle's Mom's A Stupid Bitch
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Garrison is looking for a non-Jesus Christmas song, and Cartman's got just the one.
20421
1:25
Collection
Cartman
Kyle
kyle's mom
Garrison
Mr. Hankey
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