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P. Diddy's Ditty

Season 8

Douche and Turd

Diddy tells Stan he better Vote or Die. Seriously, he's gonna bust a cap in his ass.

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  1. Douche and Turd 10.27.04 PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot so the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartman's nominee, a turd sandwich.
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    Pep Rally With PETA

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally in protest of their use of a cow as the school mascot.
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    Mascot Nominations

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    Mr. Garrison passes out new mascot selection sheets and a PETA protestor protests in the classroom.
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    A Parody Slant to the Satire

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    Kyle and Cartman are in disagreement about which of their ideas for school mascot is funnier and they seek Jimmy's advice on which has more staying power.
    7363 02:16 add to playlist
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    Giant Douches, Me and You!

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    Mr. Garrison introduces the top two candidates for the new school mascot, Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich.
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    Vote or Die

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    When Stan reveals that he thinks the election is stupid, Puff Daddy shows up and threatens that if he doesn't vote he's gonna die.
    53840 02:12 add to playlist
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    Cartman's Butterscotch Candy

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    Cartman and Butters try to sway Clyde's vote for mascot by giving him butterscotch candies.
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    Banishment

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    When Stan refuses to vote, Principal Victoria is left with no other option but to give him the worst possible punishment.
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    On a Horse With a Bucket on His Head

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    Stan is banished from South Park on a horse with a bucket on his head.
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    Kill Me

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    PETA finds Stan in the woods but they care more about the horse. If he wants to coexist with the animals on their compound, he'll need permission from their leader.
    8199 02:51 add to playlist
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    Debate 2004

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
    33582 01:28 add to playlist
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    Puff Daddy Kills PETA

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    Stan doesn't quite fit in at PETA then Puff Daddy and his posse get violent after a PETA member splashes blood on Puffy's fur coat.
    6689 01:39 add to playlist
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    Let's Get Out and Vote (Music Montage)

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    Stan decides he should get used to having to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich and casts his vote.
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    P. Diddy's Ditty

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    Diddy tells Stan he better Vote or Die. Seriously, he's gonna bust a cap in his ass.
    42994 1:15 add to playlist
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