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Season 0

12 of the best Cartman episodes ever on DVD.

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You Gotta Swim!

Season 13

Pee

Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
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- Stan
- Jimmy
- Kyle
- Piss
- Pee
- swim
- Cartman
- minorities
- Butters
- 2012
- diary
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Pi Pi's Splashtown

Season 13

Pee

The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
6884 01:51
- Cartman
- Kyle
- Stan
- Stan's Dad
- Kenny
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Pee
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- minorities
- Piss
- water park
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Not My Waterpark

Season 13

Pee

Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
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The Myan's Predicted This

Season 13

Pee

Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
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- Cartman
- Stan
- Kyle
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Kenny
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- minorities
- water park
- 2012
- math
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Almost All Pee

Season 13

Pee

Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
2168 01:29
- scientist
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- water park
- lawyer
- Pee
- Piss
- Pi Pi
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!

Season 13

Pee

Disaster strikes the water park.
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- Pi Pi
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- 2012
- Kenny
- Kyle
- Pee
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Cartman
- flood
- minorities
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Almost All P, No H

Season 13

Pee

The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
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- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- water park
- police
- scientist
- Stan's Dad
- Randy
- monkey
- Piss
- Pee
- Fire Marshal
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Pee Meltdown

Season 13

Pee

Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
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- Randy
- Sharon
- Stan's Dad
- stan's mom
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- monkey
- Pee
- Piss
- scientist
- Fire Marshal
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The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming

Season 13

Pee

The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
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- Pi Pi
- Kyle
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Piss
- Pee
- shower
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The Minority World

Season 13

Pee

After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.
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- Cartman
- minorities
- future
- diary
- apocalypse
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Drink the Pee

Season 13

Pee

Kyle prepares for his big dive.
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- Kyle
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Pi Pi
- Pee
- Piss
- water park
- The Abyss
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The Antidote

Season 13

Pee

The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
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- scientist
- Stan's Dad
- Fire Marshal
- monkey
- Piss
- Pee
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- banana
- Kurt Russell
- Randy
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EAT THE BANANA!!

Season 13

Pee

Kyle finally bites the bullet, just in time to be rescued.
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- Kyle
- Pee
- Piss
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- Pi Pi
- Stan
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Stan's Dad
- Randy
- Fire Marshal
- banana
- 2012
- Cartman
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Preview - Going to the Water Park

Season 13

Pee

Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.
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Preview Clip - Cartman's Rough Ride

Season 12

The China Probrem

Cartman takes a beating.
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- Cartman
- Chinese
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Leader of the Pack

Season 10

Tsst

Cartman's spirit is broken and finally he starts to behave. He can't believe he's brushing his teeth.
5818 01:13
- Cartman's Mom
- Cartman
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Cartman Must Atone for His Sins

Season 9

The Death of Eric Cartman

Cartman says his last apology to Butters before leaving Earth, but he can't get to heaven.
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- Cartman
- Butters
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Hitler Is Cool

Season 1

Pinkeye

Principal Victoria tries to teach Cartman that Hitler is bad but Cartman finds him cool. She then tries to make him a ghost costume, but he ends up dressed as a Klansman.
8030 01:00
- Cartman
- principal victoria
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Don't Want To Hurt My Bro's Bitch

Season 12

Breast Cancer Show Ever

Cartman tries to get Stan to reason with Wendy.
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- Stan
- Cartman
- bathroom
- Underwear
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Shut Up and Fight

Season 12

Breast Cancer Show Ever

Cartman and Wendy settle their differences in a playground brawl.
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- Wendy
- Cartman
- Playground
- Fist Fight
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Preview - Jesus Christ Monkey Balls

Season 12

Super Fun Time

Cartman and Butters sneak away from the rest of the class.
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Cartman and Butters Are Busted

Season 12

Super Fun Time

Butters gets hysterical after he and Cartman think the police have been called in to find them.
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Cartman's Un-Escape Plan

Season 12

Super Fun Time

Cartman and Butters try to sneak back on to Pioneer Village.
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Action Movie Sequence

Season 12

Super Fun Time

Cartman and Butters work together to sneak back into Pioneer Village
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Stan Gets It?

Season 11

With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

Cartman's fight with Dr. Nelson teaches Stan that he gets that he doesn't get it when it comes to Race issues.
7948 01:04
- Cartman
- Fist Fight
- Stan
- Kyle
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Mexican Labor

Season 11

D-Yikes!

Cartman gets the boys to hire some Mexican day laborers to read the book and write their essays.
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- Stan
- Kyle
- Kenny
- Cartman
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