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I Can't Keep Doing This
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman brings his Chinese fears to the Boys, but Kyle has something bigger on his mind.
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Chinese
Bus Stop
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1:58
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You Gotta Swim!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
6043
02:10
Stan
Jimmy
Kyle
Piss
Pee
swim
Cartman
minorities
Butters
2012
diary
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
Season 13
Pee
The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
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01:51
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Stan's Dad
Kenny
Jimmy
Butters
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
minorities
Piss
water park
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Not My Waterpark
Season 13
Pee
Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
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02:12
Cartman
Pi Pi's Splashtown
Song
minorities
water park
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The Myan's Predicted This
Season 13
Pee
Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
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01:48
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Jimmy
Butters
Kenny
Pi Pi's Splashtown
minorities
water park
2012
math
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Almost All Pee
Season 13
Pee
Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
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01:29
scientist
Pi Pi's Splashtown
water park
lawyer
Pee
Piss
Pi Pi
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!
Season 13
Pee
Disaster strikes the water park.
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Pi Pi
Pi Pi's Splashtown
2012
Kenny
Kyle
Pee
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Cartman
flood
minorities
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Almost All P, No H
Season 13
Pee
The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
water park
police
scientist
Stan's Dad
Randy
monkey
Piss
Pee
Fire Marshal
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Pee Meltdown
Season 13
Pee
Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
1600
01:27
Randy
Sharon
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Pi Pi's Splashtown
monkey
Pee
Piss
scientist
Fire Marshal
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The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming
Season 13
Pee
The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
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01:27
Pi Pi
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Piss
Pee
shower
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The Minority World
Season 13
Pee
After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.
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01:23
Cartman
minorities
future
diary
apocalypse
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Drink the Pee
Season 13
Pee
Kyle prepares for his big dive.
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Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Pi Pi
Pee
Piss
water park
The Abyss
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The Antidote
Season 13
Pee
The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
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scientist
Stan's Dad
Fire Marshal
monkey
Piss
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
banana
Kurt Russell
Randy
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EAT THE BANANA!!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle finally bites the bullet, just in time to be rescued.
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01:42
Kyle
Pee
Piss
Pi Pi's Splashtown
Pi Pi
Stan
Jimmy
Butters
Stan's Dad
Randy
Fire Marshal
banana
2012
Cartman
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Preview - Going to the Water Park
Season 13
Pee
Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.
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Preview Clip - Cartman's Rough Ride
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman takes a beating.
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0:06
Cartman
Chinese
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Leader of the Pack
Season 10
Tsst
Cartman's spirit is broken and finally he starts to behave. He can't believe he's brushing his teeth.
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Cartman's Mom
Cartman
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Cartman Must Atone for His Sins
Season 9
The Death of Eric Cartman
Cartman says his last apology to Butters before leaving Earth, but he can't get to heaven.
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01:04
Cartman
Butters
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Hitler Is Cool
Season 1
Pinkeye
Principal Victoria tries to teach Cartman that Hitler is bad but Cartman finds him cool. She then tries to make him a ghost costume, but he ends up dressed as a Klansman.
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01:00
Cartman
principal victoria
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Don't Want To Hurt My Bro's Bitch
Season 12
Breast Cancer Show Ever
Cartman tries to get Stan to reason with Wendy.
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1:16
Stan
Cartman
bathroom
Underwear
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Shut Up and Fight
Season 12
Breast Cancer Show Ever
Cartman and Wendy settle their differences in a playground brawl.
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2:35
Wendy
Cartman
Playground
Fist Fight
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Preview - Jesus Christ Monkey Balls
Season 12
Super Fun Time
Cartman and Butters sneak away from the rest of the class.
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Cartman
Butters
Holding Hands
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Cartman and Butters Are Busted
Season 12
Super Fun Time
Butters gets hysterical after he and Cartman think the police have been called in to find them.
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Cartman
Butters
Holding Hands
Pioneer Village
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Cartman's Un-Escape Plan
Season 12
Super Fun Time
Cartman and Butters try to sneak back on to Pioneer Village.
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Cartman
Butters
Holding Hands
Pioneer Village
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Action Movie Sequence
Season 12
Super Fun Time
Cartman and Butters work together to sneak back into Pioneer Village
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0:43
Cartman
Butters
Pioneer Village
field trip
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Stan Gets It?
Season 11
With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
Cartman's fight with Dr. Nelson teaches Stan that he gets that he doesn't get it when it comes to Race issues.
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01:04
Cartman
Fist Fight
Stan
Kyle
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Mexican Labor
Season 11
D-Yikes!
Cartman gets the boys to hire some Mexican day laborers to read the book and write their essays.
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Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
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juniorv03
hahaha nice
Great It was worth the six month wait every one : ) I really didn't want to see dude get raped but hey "THERE WAS NOTHING WE COULD DO KYLE"
: )
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yusuften
I Can't Keep Doing This
i think so to, awsome episode but it showed indi gettin raped way to much
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yusuften
I Can't Keep Doing This
i think so to, awsome episode but it showed indi gettin raped way to much
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bendy
wtf scandinavia
Why can't people in Scandinavia watch ANY full episodes now, anyone know anything?
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BobaLunatic
I Can't Keep Doing This
I can't stop staring at how fluid the animation is when Kyle turns at 1:38 lol.
I thought these scenes were done really well. If the whole episode continued to be dramatized in this way, I feel like it would be a really intense and intimate episode... but it's South Park, so of course it won't be like that. I can dream, though. :P
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The China Probrem
10.08.08
After watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While the rest of the American people are haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.
Preview Clip - We Did Nothing
Season 12
The China Probrem
Kyle and Stan argue.
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Preview Clip - Cartman's Rough Ride
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman takes a beating.
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Cartman
Chinese
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Olympic Nightmare
Season 12
The China Probrem
The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.
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China
Cartman
Cartman's Mom
Chinese
Olympics
2008 Summer Olympics
Nightmare
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I Can't Keep Doing This
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman brings his Chinese fears to the Boys, but Kyle has something bigger on his mind.
10776
1:58
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Chinese
Bus Stop
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Everybody's Turning A Blind Eye
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman and Butters form the American Liberation Front (ALF) to stop the Chinese.
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Butters
Cartman
American Liberation Front
ALF
Chinese
China
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Somebody Do Something!
Season 12
The China Probrem
Kyle has a nightmare about the last Indiana Jones movie.
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Kenny
Jimmy
Stan
Butters
Clyde
Nightmare
puke
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Bing Bing Harro Prease
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman and Butters infiltrate the Chinese stronghold (better known as P.F. Changs).
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P.F. Chang's
Cartman
Butters
Chinese
Disguise
ALF
American Liberation Front
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We All Died A Little That Day
Season 12
The China Probrem
Stan and Jimmy share their feelings about a horrible experience.
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Jimmy
Stan
Sad
Stark's Pond
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LOOK OUT INDY!
Season 12
The China Probrem
George Lucas and Steven Spielberg ruin Stan's daydream.
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Stan
Nightmare
Dream
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That's Just Weak
Season 12
The China Probrem
The A.L.F. Plan is compromised when the American traitors see through Cartman and Butters' disguises.
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Cartman
Butters
Chinese
P.F. Chang's
gun
dick
lame
American Liberation Front
ALF
Hostages
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The Third Act Clipped Along
Season 12
The China Probrem
The Boys seeks legal retribution for what was done to their friend.
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Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Jimmy
Clyde
Movies
Crying
District Attorney
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How High Up Does This Thing Go
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman and Butters realize they can't trust anyone. Even the Police.
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P.F. Chang's
Chinese
Cartman
Butters
gun
dick
American Liberation Front
ALF
police
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You Don't Have To Feel Alone Anymore
Season 12
The China Probrem
Kyle and Officer Mitch share a cry.
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Stan
Kyle
police
Jimmy
Clyde
Kenny
Sergeant Yates
Mitch
Movie
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It's Not Where I Aimed
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman's call with the President is interrupted by Butters' wild gunplay.
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P.F. Chang's
Cartman
Butters
Chinese
gun
dick
American Liberation Front
ALF
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Poor Yoda and Short-Round
Season 12
The China Probrem
The nightmare is finally over, and the Boy's realize the best way to cope is to go on living.
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police
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Jimmy
Sergeant Yates
Mitch
arrest
Clyde
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I Want America To Be Safe
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman learns that he would rather be Chinese than an unethical dick shooter.
2020
1:28
P.F. Chang's
Cartman
Butters
Chinese
dick
American Liberation Front
police
dick shooter
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