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I Can't Keep Doing This
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman brings his Chinese fears to the Boys, but Kyle has something bigger on his mind.
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Chinese
Bus Stop
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You Gotta Swim!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
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02:10
Stan
Jimmy
Kyle
Piss
Pee
swim
Cartman
minorities
Butters
2012
diary
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
Season 13
Pee
The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
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01:51
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Stan's Dad
Kenny
Jimmy
Butters
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
minorities
Piss
water park
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Not My Waterpark
Season 13
Pee
Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
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02:12
Cartman
Pi Pi's Splashtown
Song
minorities
water park
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The Myan's Predicted This
Season 13
Pee
Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
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01:48
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Jimmy
Butters
Kenny
Pi Pi's Splashtown
minorities
water park
2012
math
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Almost All Pee
Season 13
Pee
Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
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01:29
scientist
Pi Pi's Splashtown
water park
lawyer
Pee
Piss
Pi Pi
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!
Season 13
Pee
Disaster strikes the water park.
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01:31
Pi Pi
Pi Pi's Splashtown
2012
Kenny
Kyle
Pee
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Cartman
flood
minorities
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Almost All P, No H
Season 13
Pee
The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
water park
police
scientist
Stan's Dad
Randy
monkey
Piss
Pee
Fire Marshal
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Pee Meltdown
Season 13
Pee
Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
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01:27
Randy
Sharon
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Pi Pi's Splashtown
monkey
Pee
Piss
scientist
Fire Marshal
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The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming
Season 13
Pee
The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
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01:27
Pi Pi
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Piss
Pee
shower
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The Minority World
Season 13
Pee
After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.
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01:23
Cartman
minorities
future
diary
apocalypse
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Drink the Pee
Season 13
Pee
Kyle prepares for his big dive.
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01:03
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Pi Pi
Pee
Piss
water park
The Abyss
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The Antidote
Season 13
Pee
The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
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01:48
scientist
Stan's Dad
Fire Marshal
monkey
Piss
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
banana
Kurt Russell
Randy
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EAT THE BANANA!!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle finally bites the bullet, just in time to be rescued.
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01:42
Kyle
Pee
Piss
Pi Pi's Splashtown
Pi Pi
Stan
Jimmy
Butters
Stan's Dad
Randy
Fire Marshal
banana
2012
Cartman
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Preview - Going to the Water Park
Season 13
Pee
Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.
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Don't Jump, Ike!
Season 12
About Last Night...
Ike can't take the fact that McCain lost.
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0:57
Ike
Stan
Kyle
suicide
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Honk if You Support Canada!
Season 12
Canada on Strike
Ike hits the picket lines in support of his Countrymen.
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0:41
Kyle
Ike
Canada
strike
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Stan Gets It?
Season 11
With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
Cartman's fight with Dr. Nelson teaches Stan that he gets that he doesn't get it when it comes to Race issues.
7955
01:04
Cartman
Fist Fight
Stan
Kyle
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Mexican Labor
Season 11
D-Yikes!
Cartman gets the boys to hire some Mexican day laborers to read the book and write their essays.
13765
00:55
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
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Writing Eses
Season 11
D-Yikes!
The boys try to get their essays from the day laborers, but instead of writing essays, they wrote letters to their "eses."
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1:39
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
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Kyle Gives to the Homeless
Season 11
Night of the Living Homeless
Overcome with guilt at the sight of a homeless man in the rain outside his house, Kyle decides to give him some money.
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00:47
Kyle
Homeless
Change
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Kyle Can't Die
Season 11
Imaginationland Episode II
Cartman refuses to give up on his friend Kyle.
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1:22
Collection
I Love You Man
Kyle
Cartman
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Bad Bart
Season 10
Cartoon Wars Part II
Kyle makes it to L.A. to save "Family Guy," only to be knocked out by Bart Simpson.
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01:01
Kyle
The Simpsons
Bart Simpson
Fox
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Smugglers Den
Season 10
ManBearPig
Not know that he swallowed treasure, the boys worry about Cartman's weakened condition.
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01:18
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
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CIA Guys
Season 10
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
The CIA has been questioning Stan about Kyle's involvement with the 9/11 attacks. Stan finds an organization that can prove Kyle's is innocent.
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00:48
Kyle
Stan
9/11
CIA
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You're Alive!?!
Season 10
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Stan and Kyle are on their way home from the White House when they run into the 911Truth.org guy. They chase him into an alley where he is shot again.
1513
01:29
Stan
Kyle
9/11
Truth911.org Guy
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Afternoon Delight
Season 10
Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
Kyle goes to pick Ike up from his teacher's house and finds them in the midst of passion.
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01:37
Kyle
kyle's mom
Ike
molestation
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juniorv03
hahaha nice
Great It was worth the six month wait every one : ) I really didn't want to see dude get raped but hey "THERE WAS NOTHING WE COULD DO KYLE"
: )
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yusuften
I Can't Keep Doing This
i think so to, awsome episode but it showed indi gettin raped way to much
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yusuften
I Can't Keep Doing This
i think so to, awsome episode but it showed indi gettin raped way to much
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bendy
wtf scandinavia
Why can't people in Scandinavia watch ANY full episodes now, anyone know anything?
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BobaLunatic
I Can't Keep Doing This
I can't stop staring at how fluid the animation is when Kyle turns at 1:38 lol.
I thought these scenes were done really well. If the whole episode continued to be dramatized in this way, I feel like it would be a really intense and intimate episode... but it's South Park, so of course it won't be like that. I can dream, though. :P
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The China Probrem
10.08.08
After watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While the rest of the American people are haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.
Preview Clip - We Did Nothing
Season 12
The China Probrem
Kyle and Stan argue.
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Preview Clip - Cartman's Rough Ride
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman takes a beating.
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Cartman
Chinese
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Olympic Nightmare
Season 12
The China Probrem
The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.
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China
Cartman
Cartman's Mom
Chinese
Olympics
2008 Summer Olympics
Nightmare
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I Can't Keep Doing This
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman brings his Chinese fears to the Boys, but Kyle has something bigger on his mind.
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1:58
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Chinese
Bus Stop
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Everybody's Turning A Blind Eye
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman and Butters form the American Liberation Front (ALF) to stop the Chinese.
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Cartman
American Liberation Front
ALF
Chinese
China
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Somebody Do Something!
Season 12
The China Probrem
Kyle has a nightmare about the last Indiana Jones movie.
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Kyle
Kenny
Jimmy
Stan
Butters
Clyde
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Bing Bing Harro Prease
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman and Butters infiltrate the Chinese stronghold (better known as P.F. Changs).
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P.F. Chang's
Cartman
Butters
Chinese
Disguise
ALF
American Liberation Front
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We All Died A Little That Day
Season 12
The China Probrem
Stan and Jimmy share their feelings about a horrible experience.
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Jimmy
Stan
Sad
Stark's Pond
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LOOK OUT INDY!
Season 12
The China Probrem
George Lucas and Steven Spielberg ruin Stan's daydream.
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Stan
Nightmare
Dream
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That's Just Weak
Season 12
The China Probrem
The A.L.F. Plan is compromised when the American traitors see through Cartman and Butters' disguises.
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Cartman
Butters
Chinese
P.F. Chang's
gun
dick
lame
American Liberation Front
ALF
Hostages
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The Third Act Clipped Along
Season 12
The China Probrem
The Boys seeks legal retribution for what was done to their friend.
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Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Jimmy
Clyde
Movies
Crying
District Attorney
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How High Up Does This Thing Go
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman and Butters realize they can't trust anyone. Even the Police.
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P.F. Chang's
Chinese
Cartman
Butters
gun
dick
American Liberation Front
ALF
police
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You Don't Have To Feel Alone Anymore
Season 12
The China Probrem
Kyle and Officer Mitch share a cry.
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2:00
Stan
Kyle
police
Jimmy
Clyde
Kenny
Sergeant Yates
Mitch
Movie
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It's Not Where I Aimed
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman's call with the President is interrupted by Butters' wild gunplay.
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P.F. Chang's
Cartman
Butters
Chinese
gun
dick
American Liberation Front
ALF
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Poor Yoda and Short-Round
Season 12
The China Probrem
The nightmare is finally over, and the Boy's realize the best way to cope is to go on living.
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police
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Jimmy
Sergeant Yates
Mitch
arrest
Clyde
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I Want America To Be Safe
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman learns that he would rather be Chinese than an unethical dick shooter.
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P.F. Chang's
Cartman
Butters
Chinese
dick
American Liberation Front
police
dick shooter
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