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LOOK OUT INDY!
Season 12
The China Probrem
George Lucas and Steven Spielberg ruin Stan's daydream.
Movies
Stan
Nightmare
Dream
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You Gotta Swim!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
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Stan
Jimmy
Kyle
Piss
Pee
swim
Cartman
minorities
Butters
2012
diary
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
Season 13
Pee
The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
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Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Stan's Dad
Kenny
Jimmy
Butters
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
minorities
Piss
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Not My Waterpark
Season 13
Pee
Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
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Cartman
Pi Pi's Splashtown
Song
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water park
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The Myan's Predicted This
Season 13
Pee
Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
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Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Jimmy
Butters
Kenny
Pi Pi's Splashtown
minorities
water park
2012
math
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Almost All Pee
Season 13
Pee
Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
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scientist
Pi Pi's Splashtown
water park
lawyer
Pee
Piss
Pi Pi
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!
Season 13
Pee
Disaster strikes the water park.
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Pi Pi
Pi Pi's Splashtown
2012
Kenny
Kyle
Pee
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Cartman
flood
minorities
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Almost All P, No H
Season 13
Pee
The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
water park
police
scientist
Stan's Dad
Randy
monkey
Piss
Pee
Fire Marshal
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Pee Meltdown
Season 13
Pee
Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
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Randy
Sharon
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Pi Pi's Splashtown
monkey
Pee
Piss
scientist
Fire Marshal
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The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming
Season 13
Pee
The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
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Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Piss
Pee
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The Minority World
Season 13
Pee
After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.
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minorities
future
diary
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Drink the Pee
Season 13
Pee
Kyle prepares for his big dive.
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Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Pi Pi
Pee
Piss
water park
The Abyss
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The Antidote
Season 13
Pee
The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
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scientist
Stan's Dad
Fire Marshal
monkey
Piss
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
banana
Kurt Russell
Randy
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EAT THE BANANA!!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle finally bites the bullet, just in time to be rescued.
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Kyle
Pee
Piss
Pi Pi's Splashtown
Pi Pi
Stan
Jimmy
Butters
Stan's Dad
Randy
Fire Marshal
banana
2012
Cartman
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Preview - Going to the Water Park
Season 13
Pee
Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.
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LOOK OUT INDY!
Season 12
The China Probrem
George Lucas and Steven Spielberg ruin Stan's daydream.
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Stan
Nightmare
Dream
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Bad Dream
Season 4
Chef Goes Nanners
Wendy dreams that she and Cartman are in love. She wakes up and dunks her head in a fishbowl.
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Wendy
Cartman
Dream
Russell Crowe
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Lines Lines Lines
Season 5
Cartmanland
Cartman wants to buy North Park Funland. It's a failing theme park that makes no money, but Cartman doesn't care about that.
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Funland
Cartman
Cartman's Mom
Dream
Lines
Dr. Seuss
Theme Park
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While They Sleep
Season 3
Chinpokomon
Cartman dreams of Chinpoko Mon as his doll sends a satellite message to Japan. The corporation plans an attack on Pearl Harbor.
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Cartman
President Hirohito
satellite
Dream
Chinpoko Mon
Pearl Harbor
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Hockey Nightmare
Season 10
Stanley's Cup
Stan's Dad wakes up screaming after a nightmare about Stan's failed goal attempt at the Pepsi Center many years ago.
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Stan
Dream
Flashback
Pee Wee
Hockey
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Nightmare
Randy
Pepsi Center
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Ms. Lopez Gets Signed
Season 7
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
BHI calls up Cartman and talks to his hand, J-Lo. They ask her to write 10 more songs. Cartman dreams of proving Kyle wrong.
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Cartman
BHI Records
celebrity
Jennifer Lopez
record deal
Dream
Kyle
J-Lo
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Crappy Goddamn Planet Full of Hippies
Season 6
The Simpsons Already Did It
Cartman dreams in song about the his new best friends, the Sea People.
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Cartman
Dream
Song
Sea People
Baseball
Atlantis
music video
pirates
birthday party
sea horse
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Love Grows in the Garden
Season 4
Pip
Pip is so enamored with Estella, he dreams about her making fun of him at night. Miss Havisham is pleased with their sick relationship.
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Pip
Dream
Malcolm McDowell
Estella
Sleeping Hours
Slow Witted Rectal Belch
Hemorrhoid
Daisy Garden
Rose Garden
Small Testicled Boy
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Fingerbang
Season 4
Something You Can Do With Your Finger
Cartman dreams about the boy band of the decade. He wakes with the idea that God wants him to achieve this so he can make ten million dollars.
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Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Dream
Madison Square Garden
Ten Million Dollars
Stone Productions
"Boy Band of the Decade
" Fingerbang
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Global Warming
Season 3
Spontaneous Combustion
While trying to solve the heat wave problem, Randy watches "Jesus and Pals." On it, Mephesto explains that it's the massive amounts of farting that has caused the heat wave.
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Chef
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Randy
Jesus
Dr. Mephesto
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Global Warming
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Jimmy's Nightmare
Season 9
Erection Day
Jimmy has a nightmare about getting a monsterous erection during his stand-up routine at the talent show.
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Jimmy
Garrison
Erection
Nightmare
south park elementary
Dream
Talent Show
Martha Stewart
Vatican
Pope
standup
comedy
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Kyle, Kiss My Black Ass
Season 6
Fun with Veal
The boys wake up Cartman so he can help them. After farting in Kyle's face and making them beg, Cartman says no and goes back to sleep.
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Stan
Butters
Kyle
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Dream
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Why No Shia LaBeouf?
Why No Shia LaBeouf? They should of had Shia LaBeouf come help Lucas and Spielberg rape Indiana Jones because LaBeouf is one of the many reasons why that movie sucked. HE RUINED THE WHOLE INDIANA JONES FRANCHISE!!! HE CAN'T BE INDY'S SON!!!
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OMG. Would thei do that
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The China Probrem
10.08.08
After watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While the rest of the American people are haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.
Preview Clip - We Did Nothing
Season 12
The China Probrem
Kyle and Stan argue.
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Preview Clip - Cartman's Rough Ride
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman takes a beating.
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Olympic Nightmare
Season 12
The China Probrem
The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.
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China
Cartman
Cartman's Mom
Chinese
Olympics
2008 Summer Olympics
Nightmare
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I Can't Keep Doing This
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman brings his Chinese fears to the Boys, but Kyle has something bigger on his mind.
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Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
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Bus Stop
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Everybody's Turning A Blind Eye
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman and Butters form the American Liberation Front (ALF) to stop the Chinese.
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China
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Somebody Do Something!
Season 12
The China Probrem
Kyle has a nightmare about the last Indiana Jones movie.
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Kenny
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Stan
Butters
Clyde
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Bing Bing Harro Prease
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman and Butters infiltrate the Chinese stronghold (better known as P.F. Changs).
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P.F. Chang's
Cartman
Butters
Chinese
Disguise
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American Liberation Front
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We All Died A Little That Day
Season 12
The China Probrem
Stan and Jimmy share their feelings about a horrible experience.
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Stan
Sad
Stark's Pond
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LOOK OUT INDY!
Season 12
The China Probrem
George Lucas and Steven Spielberg ruin Stan's daydream.
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Nightmare
Dream
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That's Just Weak
Season 12
The China Probrem
The A.L.F. Plan is compromised when the American traitors see through Cartman and Butters' disguises.
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Butters
Chinese
P.F. Chang's
gun
dick
lame
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ALF
Hostages
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The Third Act Clipped Along
Season 12
The China Probrem
The Boys seeks legal retribution for what was done to their friend.
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Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Jimmy
Clyde
Movies
Crying
District Attorney
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How High Up Does This Thing Go
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman and Butters realize they can't trust anyone. Even the Police.
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P.F. Chang's
Chinese
Cartman
Butters
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American Liberation Front
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police
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You Don't Have To Feel Alone Anymore
Season 12
The China Probrem
Kyle and Officer Mitch share a cry.
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Stan
Kyle
police
Jimmy
Clyde
Kenny
Sergeant Yates
Mitch
Movie
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It's Not Where I Aimed
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman's call with the President is interrupted by Butters' wild gunplay.
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P.F. Chang's
Cartman
Butters
Chinese
gun
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American Liberation Front
ALF
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Poor Yoda and Short-Round
Season 12
The China Probrem
The nightmare is finally over, and the Boy's realize the best way to cope is to go on living.
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Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Jimmy
Sergeant Yates
Mitch
arrest
Clyde
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I Want America To Be Safe
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman learns that he would rather be Chinese than an unethical dick shooter.
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P.F. Chang's
Cartman
Butters
Chinese
dick
American Liberation Front
police
dick shooter
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