I Want America To Be Safe

Cartman learns that he would rather be Chinese than an unethical dick shooter.

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  1. About the Episode

    The China Probrem Episode Air Date: After watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While the rest of the American people are haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.
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    Preview Clip - We Did Nothing

    Season 12
    The China Probrem
    Kyle and Stan argue.
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    Preview Clip - Cartman's Rough Ride

    Season 12
    The China Probrem
    Cartman takes a beating.
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    Olympic Nightmare

    Season 12
    The China Probrem
    The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.
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    I Can't Keep Doing This

    Season 12
    The China Probrem
    Cartman brings his Chinese fears to the Boys, but Kyle has something bigger on his mind.
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    Everybody's Turning A Blind Eye

    Season 12
    The China Probrem
    Cartman and Butters form the American Liberation Front (ALF) to stop the Chinese.
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    Somebody Do Something!

    Season 12
    The China Probrem
    Kyle has a nightmare about the last Indiana Jones movie.
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    Bing Bing Harro Prease

    Season 12
    The China Probrem
    Cartman and Butters infiltrate the Chinese stronghold (better known as P.F. Changs).
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    We All Died A Little That Day

    Season 12
    The China Probrem
    Stan and Jimmy share their feelings about a horrible experience.
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    LOOK OUT INDY!

    Season 12
    The China Probrem
    George Lucas and Steven Spielberg ruin Stan's daydream.
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    That's Just Weak

    Season 12
    The China Probrem
    The A.L.F. Plan is compromised when the American traitors see through Cartman and Butters' disguises.
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    The Third Act Clipped Along

    Season 12
    The China Probrem
    The Boys seeks legal retribution for what was done to their friend.
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    How High Up Does This Thing Go

    Season 12
    The China Probrem
    Cartman and Butters realize they can't trust anyone. Even the Police.
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    You Don't Have To Feel Alone Anymore

    Season 12
    The China Probrem
    Kyle and Officer Mitch share a cry.
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    It's Not Where I Aimed

    Season 12
    The China Probrem
    Cartman's call with the President is interrupted by Butters' wild gunplay.
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    Poor Yoda and Short-Round

    Season 12
    The China Probrem
    The nightmare is finally over, and the Boy's realize the best way to cope is to go on living.
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    I Want America To Be Safe

    Season 12
    The China Probrem
    Cartman learns that he would rather be Chinese than an unethical dick shooter.
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