Poker Face

The Sea Shepherd's new captain takes Whale Wars to the next level.

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  2. buffarmz AH SO MUCH PRESURE!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need full version BADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reply
  3. Aleicia Poker Face Dude, asshole... If I'm going to purchase it then I'd rather buy it off South Park, not you. But nevermind... I already have it. Someone posted a link to it. Full 3:34 song. Reply
  4. buffarmz lyrics... Mum mum mum mah
    Mum mum mum mah

    I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays
    Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
    Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start
    And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

    Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
    I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
    I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

    Can't read my,
    Can't read my
    No he can't read my poker face
    (She's got to love nobody)
    Can't read my
    Can't read my
    No he can't read my poker face
    (She's got to love nobody)

    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)
    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)

    I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
    A little gambling is fun when you're with me I love it)
    Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
    And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun

    Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
    I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
    I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

    Can't read my,
    Can't read my
    No he can't read my poker face
    (She's got to love nobody)
    Can't read my
    Can't read my
    No he can't read my poker face
    (She's got to love nobody)

    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)
    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)

    I won't tell you that I love you
    Kiss or hug you
    Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
    I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
    Just like a chick in the casino
    Take your bank before I pay you out
    I promise this, promise this
    Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

    Can't read my,
    Can't read my
    No he can't read my poker face
    (She's got to love nobody)
    Can't read my
    Can't read my
    No he can't read my poker face
    (She's got to love nobody)

    Can't read my,
    Can't read my
    No he can't read my poker face
    (She's got to love nobody)
    Can't read my
    Can't read my
    No he can't read my poker face
    (She's got to love nobody)

    Can't read my,
    Can't read my
    No he can't read my poker face
    (She's got to love nobody)
    Can't read my
    Can't read my
    No he can't read my poker face
    (She's got to love nobody)

    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)
    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)

    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)
    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)

    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)
    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)
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  5. kulu1908 for your info Poker Face is a copyrighted song by Lady Gaga so it would be hard/impossable for Trey and Matt to make the cartman verson of this song downloadable, plus people would just play this song on counter strike to annoy the crap out of people. Reply
  6. EricCartmanrocks1000 EricCartman Song Can you make Cartman sing Good Night or whatever the song is called!? PLEASE Reply
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  1. About the Episode

    Whale Whores Episode Air Date: Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan's big day. There seems to be no end to the senseless killing. Stan takes on the cause to save the dolphins from the Japanese.
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