Crap Is Everything

Mr. Hankey teaches his son Cornwallis about the all-important Circle of Poo.

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  2. toyexpert939 COOL funny as hell , love how at the end its a blac guy singing Reply
  3. butters10thfan nice funny last 30 sec are best Reply
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  1. About the Episode

    A Very Crappy Christmas Episode Air Date: Kyle and Ike anxiously await Mr. Hankey. When he doesn't show, Kyle calls the others for a late night emergency meeting. They find Mr. Hankey living with his alcoholic wife and their three little nuggets. He tells them that no one is into Christmas anymore. They all decide to try and spread some Christmas cheer. Their effort fails and the boys decide to create an animated special of their own.
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    Little Nuggets

    Season 4
    A Very Crappy Christmas
    The boys go searching for Mr. Hankey in the sewer and find out he's been busy with a whole new family but promises to bring back the spirit of Christmas.
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    The Circle of Poo

    Season 4
    A Very Crappy Christmas
    Cornwalis doesn't feel like he's a part of Christmas because he's just a piece of crap. Mr. Hankey teaches him that everyone on earth poos the same way.
    97,853 views 00:02:58 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Spirit of Commercialism

    Season 4
    A Very Crappy Christmas
    Mr. Hankey fixes the projector and the boys' animated special finally brings back the spirit of Christmas, which means buying lots and lots of presents!
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    No Mr. Hankey on Christmas

    Season 4
    A Very Crappy Christmas
    Kyle stays up all night waiting for Mr. Hankey. He even leaves milk and cookies on the toilet seat but he doesn't show up.
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    Merry Christmas Asshole

    Season 4
    A Very Crappy Christmas
    Commercialism has been sucked out of Christmas this year. People don't want to by presents anymore.
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    Right Square In The Balls

    Season 4
    A Very Crappy Christmas
    38 % of the population is sick of Christmas. 57 % said they'd kick Bon Jovi in the balls. The boys decide to create an animated Christmas special to help re-new the Spirit.
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    Animated Christmas Card

    Season 4
    A Very Crappy Christmas
    The mayor is willing to do anything to help the town's economy and cuts a $300 check for the boys to make their animated Christmas card.
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    Don't Throw That Vase!

    Season 4
    A Very Crappy Christmas
    Mr. and Mrs. Hankey pause their bickering to help Kyle with the animated Christmas card project.
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    Butters, Would You Like to Slap My Titties Around?

    Season 4
    A Very Crappy Christmas
    Butters creates cut-out dolls for the animated film and gives the boys a demo. He even makes a cut-out Barbie for his own amusements.
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    95.2 Rocks KMetal

    Season 4
    A Very Crappy Christmas
    The boys break out into their routine fighting at the recording studio which turns out to be better than the script.
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    Woo Mouth

    Season 4
    A Very Crappy Christmas
    The boys try putting words in their animated mouths. Frame by frame.
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    Silicorn

    Season 4
    A Very Crappy Christmas
    Mr. Hankey's trying to get his drunken wife under control and clean up the drive-in to insure that South Park gets Christmassy again.
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    Even A Miracle Needs a Hand

    Season 4
    A Very Crappy Christmas
    With only 20 seconds of animation done, Cartman walks out and Kenny gets killed but miraculously Kyle and Stan manage to get their animated film to print.
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    I Used To Believe in Miracles

    Season 4
    A Very Crappy Christmas
    When the boys' film is destroyed halfway through the presentation, the people of South Park are left more disenfranchised than ever and the Mayor threatens to sue.
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    Christmas With The Nuggets

    Season 4
    A Very Crappy Christmas
    The boys meet Mr. Hankey's family and take to the streets to spread Christmas spirit.
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    Crap Is Everything

    Season 4
    A Very Crappy Christmas
    Mr. Hankey teaches his son Cornwallis about the all-important Circle of Poo.
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