I've Got Nobody!

Kyle needs a "friend," and turns to Stan for help.

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  2. v1p0n3 Oh yeah) I need a friend in a facebook)))
    It will be nice episode ^.^     Reply
  3. cyberkitten I've Got Nobody! lol xD Reply
  4. Fuzzzzycat Face Book Wow they finally made one about face book lol Reply
  5. Fuzzzzycat Face Book Wow they finally made one about face book lol Reply
  6. Dedpole Can't wait. I feel Kyle. Reply
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  1. About the Episode

    You Have 0 Friends Episode Air Date: Kyle "friends" the wrong person on Facebook, and all of his friends abandon him as a result. When he becomes desperate for just one person to ?friend him,? he turns to Stan. But when Stan tries to help, his Facebook account goes rogue, and he finds himself in the digital realm forced to battle his own profile.
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    I've Got Nobody!

    Season 14
    You Have 0 Friends
    Kyle needs a "friend," and turns to Stan for help.
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    Surprise!

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    Cartman, Kenny and Kyle discuss their online friend situation, but Stan wants no part of it.
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    I Made A Friend Today!!

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    Kip Drordy makes a new friend.
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    So I'm Not Your Friend Then?

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    Everyone gets involved in social networking.
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    Relationship Status

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    Stan has trouble adjusting to the world of social networking.
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    Mad Friends

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    Cartman gets into the economics of social networking with his kick-ass podcast.
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    No Friends

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    When things start to go sour, Kyle turns to his REALLY good friend.
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    Thumbs Up

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    Everyone's taking status updates way too seriously.
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    Poke Your Grandma

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    Stan literally gets sucked into social networking.
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    Looking For Quality Friends

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    Kyle and Cartman go on Chat Roulette to look for some quality internet friends.
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    Let The Game Commence

    Season 14
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    Stan's profile is forced to compete in the gaming arena.
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    Powerful Profiles

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    Kyle and Cartman finally find a quality friend on Chat Roulette, while Stan's profile goes rogue.
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    Profile Stan Marsh

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    Stan's profile holds a huge chat party.
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    Ending a Friendship

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    Kyle finally abandons Kip Drordy as his friend.
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    User vs. Profile

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    In the ultimate battle of social networking, Stan takes on his all-powerful profile.
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    Let The Final Battle Begin

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    Getting sucked into the computer. It's every human's worst nightmare. And when you're forced to battle that which you've created, the only true test is...Yahtzee.
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    Put You On the Game Grid

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    Want out of social networking? Don't want to poke your grandma anymore?? Go ahead, just try and delete your profile…
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