I've Got Nobody!

Kyle needs a "friend," and turns to Stan for help.

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  2. jayjay3456 facebook lolz Reply
  3. kers55 I've Got Nobody! this ep will be awesome Reply
  4. KEVINISCOOOL I've Got Nobody! yea this episode is awesome they should make one of myspace Reply
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  6. Z-dog I've Got Nobody! I have no friends on the south park page lol i feel the pain . Reply
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  1. About the Episode

    You Have 0 Friends Episode Air Date: Kyle "friends" the wrong person on Facebook, and all of his friends abandon him as a result. When he becomes desperate for just one person to "friend him," he turns to Stan. But when Stan tries to help, his Facebook account goes rogue, and he finds himself in the digital realm forced to battle his own profile.
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    I've Got Nobody!

    Season 14
    You Have 0 Friends
    Kyle needs a "friend," and turns to Stan for help.
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    Surprise!

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    Cartman, Kenny and Kyle discuss their online friend situation, but Stan wants no part of it.
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    I Made A Friend Today!!

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    Kip Drordy makes a new friend.
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    So I'm Not Your Friend Then?

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    Everyone gets involved in social networking.
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    Relationship Status

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    Stan has trouble adjusting to the world of social networking.
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    Mad Friends

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    Cartman gets into the economics of social networking with his kick-ass podcast.
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    No Friends

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    When things start to go sour, Kyle turns to his REALLY good friend.
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    Thumbs Up

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    Everyone's taking status updates way too seriously.
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    Poke Your Grandma

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    Stan literally gets sucked into social networking.
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    Looking For Quality Friends

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    Kyle and Cartman go on Chat Roulette to look for some quality internet friends.
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    Let The Game Commence

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    Stan's profile is forced to compete in the gaming arena.
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    Powerful Profiles

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    Kyle and Cartman finally find a quality friend on Chat Roulette, while Stan's profile goes rogue.
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    Profile Stan Marsh

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    Stan's profile holds a huge chat party.
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    Ending a Friendship

    Season 14
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    Kyle finally abandons Kip Drordy as his friend.
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    User vs. Profile

    Season 14
    You Have 0 Friends
    In the ultimate battle of social networking, Stan takes on his all-powerful profile.
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