You Won't Even Give Him A Kiss?

Cartman goes on Dr. Phil to discuss his mother's abuse.

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  1. About the Episode

    HUMANCENTiPAD Episode Air Date: Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product that is about to be launched by Apple. Meanwhile, Cartman doesn't even have a regular iPad yet. He blames his mother.
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    Revolutionary New Product

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    The HumancentiPad is introduced to the world.
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    Just Let Us See It

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    The boys question if Cartman really has an iPad.
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    Business Casual G-Men

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    Kyle realizes he should have read the iTunes agreement before he clicked agree.
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    You're Safe With Daddy

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    Kyle goes to his dad for legal counsel.
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    I Agreed by Accident!

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    Kyle finds himself imprisoned with other users who "agreed."
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    Fully Interfaced, Mouth-to-Anus

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    Apple unveils it's latest technological breakthrough.
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    I'm Gonna Click...Decline

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    Gerald and the boys read through the iTunes terms and conditions to learn what Kyle has "agreed" to.
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    YOU DIDN'T READ IT!!!

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    The HumancentiPad enjoys a delicious burrito.
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    You Won't Even Give Him A Kiss?

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    HUMANCENTiPAD
    Cartman goes on Dr. Phil to discuss his mother's abuse.
    17,161 views 1:26 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Just Give Them Store Credit?

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    Kyle's dad and the boys visit the "Geniuses" to get some answers.
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    Cuttlefish Is Not Sitting Well

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    The HumancentiPad fails yet another simulation.
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    The Counsel of Geniuses

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    The "Geniuses" gather to try and solve the problem.
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    Can It Read?

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    Cartman is given the very first HumancentiPad.
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    The Toran Ra

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    The "Geniuses" resolve the issue and Kyle's dad agrees to join Apple.
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    Courtesy Lick

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    Apple decides to recall the HumancentiPad.
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    We Can't Afford That One

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    Cartman's attempts to convince his mom to buy him an iPad takes a turn for the worst.
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    Perhaps We Should Feed It

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    Meet the HumancentiPad, the first machine that can walk, read, and crap in Kyle's mouth. It's infernal technology at it's peak, and it's the perfect way to kick off this countdown!
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    End the Simulation!!

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    Cuttlefish & Asparagus --VS-- Man & Anus. In this death match, there can be only one winner. That's why this technological centipede is South Park's #1 pick…
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