My Name Is BSM-471

Meet the Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper Ultra Keeper Futura 2000...a device capable of destroying all humanity. And did I mention it has a pencil sharpener AND crayon sharpener?

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  1. About the Episode

    Trapper Keeper Episode Air Date: Cartman gets a new Trapper Keeper Futura 2000 that blows Kyle's Trapper Keeper out of the water. When he finally stops bragging, a stranger informs him that it will eventually fuse with other computers into a powerful super being, take over the world and destroy humankind if they don't destroy it first. Cartman refuses to accept that he must live without his Trapper Keeper and becomes infused with the high tech folder. Kyle must do anything he can to separate the two and destroy the super being.
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    Some Kind of Genius

    Season 4
    Trapper Keeper
    Mr. Garrison is now teaching Kindergarten and holds elections for class president. Cartman shows off his fancy folder to the kids in class.
    7,923 views 00:03:13 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Human Friend

    Season 4
    Trapper Keeper
    The weird new kid snags Cartman's Trapper Keeper. The Kindergarten election is tied.
    7,153 views 00:02:08 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Must Destroy Trapper Keeper

    Season 4
    Trapper Keeper
    The boys discover that the new kid is really a Cyborg from the future come to prevent Cartman's Trapper Keeper from manifesting into an evil being that will destroy mankind.
    20,987 views 00:01:58 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    I Pooped My Pants

    Season 4
    Trapper Keeper
    Class elections get blown out of proportion, with lawyers, forms and Jesse Jackson. Filmore concedes and the kids move on to finger-painting. The hybrid is defeated.
    7,377 views 00:01:19 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Crapper Keeper

    Season 4
    Trapper Keeper
    Ike starts kindergarten at age three. Cartman's Trapper Keeper is way cooler than Kyle's and some weirdo on the bus has his eye on it.
    3,667 views 00:01:54 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Absent Kids Count

    Season 4
    Trapper Keeper
    When Flora finally casts her vote and Ike is named Class President, the children demand a re-count..
    3,246 views 00:01:09 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Human Mother

    Season 4
    Trapper Keeper
    Eric's Trapper has been successfully destroyed but all is not right. Cartman begged his mom to get him a new one.
    1,546 views 00:01:39 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Very Active In Politics

    Season 4
    Trapper Keeper
    The absent kid drags himself out of the hospital to vote. But the class is still undecided. Rosie O'Donnell is on her way to sort the whole thing out.
    2,380 views 00:01:22 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Trapper Keeper Ready To Absorb

    Season 4
    Trapper Keeper
    BMS471 gets sidetracked by Mrs. Cartman. The Trapper Keeper absorbs Eric, turns into some kind of hybrid and kills Kenny.
    32,279 views 00:01:35 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    A Bulbous Monstrosity

    Season 4
    Trapper Keeper
    Filmore's aunt, Rosie O'Donnell, shows up to Kindergarten to resolve the class president election dilemma.
    2,634 views 00:00:49 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Cheyenne Mountain

    Season 4
    Trapper Keeper
    The Trapper Keeper hybrid is heading for the site where it will fuse with all other computers. Kyle travels through Cartman's innards to separate him from the CPU.
    4,198 views 00:01:25 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    A Whole Lot Worse

    Season 4
    Trapper Keeper
    Mr. Garrison wants the children to make their own decision and gives Rosie a piece of his mind, which only worsens the situation.
    1,766 views 00:01:09 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Bad Pie, Bad Pie

    Season 4
    Trapper Keeper
    Cartman infuses himself with Rosie O'Donnell which ends up making him sick. Kyle destroys the CPU while its defenses are down.
    22,032 views 00:01:15 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    I Pooped My Pants

    Season 4
    Trapper Keeper
    Cartman’s new high-tech Trapper Keeper Ultra Keeper Futura makes Kyle’s regular Trapper Keeper look like crap. Meanwhile, Ike actually craps himself.
    12,284 views 00:01:04 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Some Kind of Genius

    Season 4
    Trapper Keeper
    After his “Not Gay” breakdown, Garrison gets stuck teaching the Kindergarten class. And in it, Ike gets bullied by his new classmates for being “too smart”.
    4,820 views 00:01:19 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    My Name Is BSM-471

    Season 4
    Trapper Keeper
    Meet the Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper Ultra Keeper Futura 2000...a device capable of destroying all humanity. And did I mention it has a pencil sharpener AND crayon sharpener?
    18,877 views 2:13 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Trapper Keeper Ready For Hybrid

    Season 4
    Trapper Keeper
    There's only one thing that can make the Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper even more dangerous than it already is: Cartman.
    6,325 views 00:01:03 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist